OK, now this was a very novel and unusual experience for me.
The girl advertises on Vivastreet with the simple headline "Thai Massage In Carlisle". Here's the current link, working as of 25.2.22:
External Link/Members OnlyAd ID 224970341
Ad taken down so no number online I saw the advert a few days ago and arranged a meet. She openly included 'massage with handjob' by text. The advert states £60 for an hour and there was no mention of extra charges.
Later, got a text saying that her dog was sick so she had to cancel. She was forthcoming with communication via text and I felt that what she was saying was genuine. Having said that, I didn't actually see evidence of a dog when I eventually saw her, so who knows?
Anyway, rearranged for a few days later and that was all fine. A couple of confirmatory texts from her the night before and on the morning of the meet.
LocationShe texted me the address which is in a residential area of Carlisle. CA2 area / Denton Holme / Morton / off Dalston Road.
OK, so I turned up at the arranged time, looking forward to my massage and handjob. Parked down the road and round the corner (easy parking) then got a message with the house number, and a note to park outside the house. Err, no - as if I'm going to park directly outside the house!
As a side note, I saw something on local social media the other day:
A guy had taken a photo of a car belonging to someone who was visiting "the knocking shop next door." They had parked partly in front of his driveway so he was shaming/outing them publicly! He posted a photo of the car with the reg. plate in full view.
So it turns out that "the knocking shop next door" is where I was visiting today and the nosey neighbour does indeed live next door. Not only that, but the two houses share a path and the doors are right next to one another with no wall or fence or anything. As it happens, this didn't present a problem but she did tell me after the meet that he is a bit of a difficult neighbour.
Anyway, turned up, magic door etc. It's a decent, clean residential house in the middle of the street. Not really anyone about at the time I visited but you could easily be seen and it seems that at least some of the locals know what the house is used for.
The GirlVery obviously not the girl in the advert but that was no surprise. She is short, on the plump side and not really very facially attractive. She had a face mask on most of the time so I didn't get much view of her for most of the meet. Not sure about age but I would say fairly youngish.
I must say that she is quite an odd character. She speaks quietly with a very strange, squeaky voice. It sounds sort of artificial but I don't know. Very weird, anyway! She doesn't say much and is maybe a bit awkward. I suspect she may be autistic. She didn't really do anything wrong, but there was just a bit of a weird feeling which I can't quite explain.
The MeetLed upstairs to a smallish, tidy bedroom with a double bed (which turned out to be quite squeaky), candles, gentle music playing etc. I asked her name and I think she said 'Sita'.
Gave her the £60. Asked to strip, face down on the bed. There was little small talk and I had to instigate it all. I was asked if I wanted oil used and I declined, thinking about the handjob to come - I don't enjoy oily handjobs. She was a bit surprised I think, and asked again.
She positioned herself off the end of the bed and started on my feet. Now, the massage itself was crap - she clearly has no skills. She spent at 10-15 minutes just sort of pressing the soles of my feet. I actually got quite bored. Eventually she moved up my legs... A bit better but still nothing exciting.
Anyway, after a while I noticed that she took off her lower half, revealing a shaved pussy - but she left her top on. She asked me to turn over and began feeling up my cock and balls. I felt up her arse and she offered no complaints. At this point, I asked her to take her top off so she pulled it right up, getting her tits out.
She is a bit plump with stretch marks on her belly and legs etc. Her tits are big but quite saggy. Anyway, she carried on gently playing with my bits - mainly just very gentle strokes with her fingertips. I felt her up and she had no complaints when I stuck a finger or two in her cunt and played with her tits.
Quite soon, she surprised me by asking, "Shall I suck it?" I was like, "Yes!" so she pulled her mask down under her chin and gave quite a decent OWO from her position kneeled to the side of me on the bed. After a little while she went back to playing with me using her hands so I told her to suck it again and she did, no problems.
I got quite excited by this point and told her that I was gonna come. Surprisingly, she kept sucking and took my whole load in her mouth! She cleaned me up with wipes etc. - I think she swallowed the lot.
At this point, I was about 40 minutes into the punt. Her massage was crap so when she left the room for a minute to get rid of tissues etc., I started getting dressed. She came back in and literally just stood next to me, watching me getting dressed and not saying anything. A bit weirdly awkward.
It was at this point that I tried to make smalltalk and she told me about the difficult neighbour. Apparently the neighbour on the other side is nice though.
After I left, I thought to myself that full sex might be on the table. The fact that she took her bottom half off with her top half left on suggests this, as well as the fact that she sucked it - apparently as standard, without being asked and for no extra charge. Also she let me finger her with no resistance. I might be wrong but I reckon you might be able to have a full one-hour punt with sex and CIM for £60.
SummaryA pretty weird experience with a shit massage but with some unexpected extras for a cheap price.
Would I go back? Maybe! I would consider it if nothing else is on offer - I reckon she does as she is told so I would perhaps go back with the intention of getting her to do a few other things and to come in her mouth again.
I honestly could have given this a positive, neutral or even a negative - it was just such a mixed, strange experience. She has a good attitude but is just very, very odd and physically a bit strange as well.
