Went on a punting spree recently...met 4 girls within 9 days. The other SPs are well reviewed here and my opinion wasn't really different from what has already been written about. However, this girl doesn't seem to have a review here yet so decided to boldly go where no one has gone before (or at least no one dared to write about it)...
Profile : External Link/Members Only External Link/Members OnlyPrice Paid : £250 / 1 hour
Location : 5-10 minute walk from Bond Street Station
Services received : Kissing (DFK), OWO, Sex (Protected), CIM
Date : August 2021
LocationBright and spacious high ceilinged apartment within a late Victorian red brick conversion. She occupies the flat on the top floor which is clean and kept in good condition. You can tell she is in London for only a few weeks due to the lack of stuff lying around (feels like she just moved in).
There is a small issue with the flat - the doorbell to her apartment is broken. Had to wait 5 minutes for her to come down and open the door. There are a few restaurants nearby and the street can be fairly busy too - if you care about discretion then this place ain't right for you. Once I was inside we had to go up 4 or 5 flights of stairs - if you have a heart condition you should probably not give this one a try. After finally stepping into the flat she informed me that the bedroom was in the attic, i.e. I was in for another round of climbing.
The attic hosted a relatively spacious bedroom and a bathroom. From the bedroom there was a door leading outside onto a rooftop terrace - if the weather permits it this could be a nice place to just sit outside and drink a glass of beer/wine after the punt while taking in the view of the city. Obviously only works with longer bookings and the SP would need to buy the booze ahead of time...
The girlThis is the only negative point worth mentioning of an overall positive punt. She is advertised as 30+ on Diva which in my vocabulary translates into a woman aged 30-39. Just by looking at her face I would put her around mid-40s which is why I was a bit surprised when she opened the door.
If I want to be fair and accurate, we are talking about an SP that is in an incredibly good shape but who is definitely past her prime years. Most women would kill to have a body like that - she has zero excess fat ANYWHERE. However, the wrinkles on her face and hands don't lie - would be very surprised to find out that she is in her 30s.
If you want to get a good idea how she looks like in person, watch the video on Barracuda's website (the one that's not posted on Diva). You can see her hands at the end and overall the film comes really close to depicting what you'll get (although they don't show her face from up-close for good reasons).
The other stats shown on Barracuda look accurate to me - Russian lady who is roughly 170cm tall with enhanced breasts (around 34C), no tattoos and no smoker's breath either. Her English is OK, didn't have any communication issues (she told me she had a Scottish boyfriend before). She also has a range of sexy summer dresses and high heels - I'm not someone to take SPs on a non-sexual date but if that's your thing then she is a reasonably good choice.
I don't want to sound too harsh here, she was warm and welcoming throughout the punt after all, but I have a hard time being silent about her age. You should expect to see a very attractive woman but she won't be in her 30s...
The punt After climbing all those stairs I was quite eager to finally plant my flag. She offered me a glass of water and we took care of the business side of things. Following a quick a shower I returned to the bedroom where she was waiting for me wearing high heels and a nice summer dress. It was difficult to decide what I should be looking at first - the amazing legs, the hourglass shape of her body or the V-shaped cut around her breasts...
We started kissing, very light at first which then gradually got deeper and deeper. She is quite skilled when it comes to using her tongue and it was easy for her to adapt to my flow. Sadly she got on her knees a bit too quickly, would have preferred a bit more kissing but didn't mind too much. She looked at me with a kinky smile and said - "Show me what you got!", following which she ripped off the towel that was wrapped around my waist. After a well-placed compliment ("I love the shape of your ***") she proceeded to give me a very nice OWO. She likes to wrap her tongue around the head and then move it around quickly while going halfway down the shaft and then back - the suction was great and I never felt her teeth grazing my junk at any point. She does use her hands occasionally and and also spits on you a few times which is a bit of a shame but not a dealbreaker for me. I asked for DT and she managed to take 3/4 of my shaft into her mouth (I'm average size). The bottom line here is - she knows how to push your buttons to get you excited before she even uses her mouth, has a decent technique (better than most SPs I've known) but she isn't an exceptional DT provider.
I could have finished right there in her mouth but it was far too early and I wanted to see what else she had in store for me. Asked her to lie down on the bed and kissed her on the mouth after which I gradually travelled south. She has relatively large and pointy nipples that I couldn't resist sucking on. Asked her if she liked it soft or hard and she told me she loves both. At that point it occured to me that she is very likely a decent PSE provider but I opted not to go for the more raunchy services. Once I arrived at my final destination I started to give her RO. No fake, over-the-top noises - as far as I could tell. As we approached the climax she even grabbed my head and pushed it closer so that she could rub her clit against my lips. The whole process felt very natural and it didn't end with a fake, screaming orgasm that some SPs do. As far as her pussy is concerned, it tasted fresh and was almost completely shaved (small vertical strip of pubic hair above the clitoral hood).
It was her time to get me hard again which led to a bit of OWO before suiting up for some CG. I tend to come quickly in this position and she knew how to ride me. Instead of just taking me inside and then move back and forth she did make an effort to bounce up and down. I knew I wouldn't last long so I asked to switch into mish and then doggie. I was already close to the end so couldn't pound her for too long - her ass looked amazing and I think she could easily take a lot more despite her petite physique. In the end she blew me into oblivion - her profile lists swallowing and snowballing as extras, I wasn't really interested in any of these so she went to the bathroom to clean herself up.
I'm very much a one-pop pony which is why I asked for a massage and we also chatted for a while. The massage was ridiculously bad (could be the worst I ever had), definitely not her strength but she did make an effort to talk with me. She checked her phone once or twice which was slightly annoying but, on the other hand, she wasn't really watching the clock either. I left her apartment about 5-10 minutes after my scheduled time.
Conclusion Very skilled and attractive SP who is unfortunately older than advertised. I chose to go with a positive rating because she behaved friendly throughout the punt (she did put in the effort to make me feel welcome) and delivered on all the advertised services. Given her age I don't think the pricing is reasonable here - there are other girls out there that offer better VFM. Thinking of Mia Shoreditch (£200) from AW but even the current Diva roster has appealing alternatives, such as Geisha at £250 (or £200 if you are a member) or Fantasie at £250
Would I recommend? Depends on your budget and whether you care about the SP's age. If age is not an issue I still think it's worth giving it a shot. She is only here for a few weeks.
