Author Topic: Happy Bobo (zany chinese) Tottenham Ct Rd area  (Read 4127 times)


10 review(s) for Happy Bobo (6 positive, 3 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline petermisc

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£180/h.  No charging for extras.

Comms
A few attempts to contact her had come to naught – she apparently doesn’t start work or answering her phone much before mid-day.  This time, texting in the afternoon, she responded almost immediately, the meet was soon arranged, and she texted me the postcode.  As I was leaving Tottenham Ct Rd station, she texted me the address and instructed me to let her know when I was outside.

Venue
A flat in a decidedly seedy area, in a very narrow lane behind Tottenham Ct Rd station.  Various people lurking around in doorways.  While I was waiting outside her building for her to text me the flat number, a couple of heavies left their doorway heading in my direction, which was a bit worrying.  Fortunately I was buzzed in before they reached me.

To say the flat is “lived in” would be an understatement – it was a tip!  Piled high with clothes and boxes everywhere.  Except the bedroom, which was clean and tidy.  I notice that her profile now says Lancaster Gate, rather than Tottenham Court Rd, so perhaps she was in the process of moving?

The Girl
Certainly older than her profile.  She has a cracking body, but her eyes give away her age.  Very friendly and smiley, and a good command of English, but a decidedly zany character.  The picture below gives a good representation.


The Meet
I was led through the tip (frankly fearing the worst), into her bedroom, which came as a relief.  She was insistent that I have a drink of some kind, so I decided on a beer.  I gave her the cash, and she went to get our drinks.  Returning, we stood snogging for awhile, with occasional DFK.  She kept calling me her “new boyfriend”, seemingly impressed that I had booked her for an hour!  I was impressed that she sensually undressed me, Thai-style, rather than just let me get on with it as most Chinese do.

She then led me by the cock to the bathroom, insisting that I put on some flip-flops, which I was also told to wear in the shower – a new one on me.
Returning to the bedroom, she grabbed a selection of sex toys and threw them on the bed.  There then followed one of the most bizarre sessions I have experienced in a long while.  She put a beaded chain around my neck so that she could lead me around, and started slapping me on the backside with a long-handled shoe-horn/paddle thing.  Dropping to her knees, she commenced OWO, and handed me the paddle so I could slap her.  Having got me at full-mast, we laid on the bed for some more OWO, interspersed with various other odd things.  Such as her taking a swig of drink in her mouth, and then passing it mouth-mouth to me.  Or using her vibrator on me.  Finally, she mounted me CG for some energetic exercise, and I came for the first time.

I then tried to get her to lie next to me for a kiss and cuddle, which she did for awhile, but she kept wanting to move onto other things.  Which was really the theme for the meet, she would quickly bore of an activity and move onto something else.  After a brief massage, we resumed the kinky stuff for round two.  At one point, as she was massaging me, she asked if I wanted my bum done.  Thinking she meant either anal stimulation or rimming, I replied yes.  I only just stopped her in time when she picked up her strap-on!

There was the same routine with the flip-flops in the shower after.  Looking at my watch as I left, I found I had been there for the best part of 90 minutes – well over my hour.

I got the impression that she was desperate to get me to return, prepared to do almost anything.  She even offered to cook me a meal (looking at previous reviews, it appears that I am not the only one to get this treatment).  Unfortunately, I suspect that this desperation is probably the reason people don’t return.

Would I return?  At the time I wasn’t sure, but I think I will. So a positive from me.  If I can get her to dial the kink down a bit, it could be a very good session.

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Offline fionnov

Thanks for the review OP. was the bedroom located at the end of a short corridor with the bathroom on the left?

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... selection of sex toys ...... beaded chain around my neck ...... long-handled shoe-horn/paddle thing ...... her vibrator ...... her strap-on!


Offers new take on the question 'which pic is the most representative?'

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Thanks for the review @petermisc :hi:

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if it's the seedy lane i'm thinking of there is a very cool little old bar down there
always worth a quick one
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Offline Prifessionallondinguy

Nice review.  I share your preferences in terms of Asian. Girls, will certainly give this one a try.

Your review are subways a decent read and a good comparison between Thai and Indy Chinese escorts.
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