QI Clinic - Crystal Palace

[Bigbossman]

Location - On the Main Street of Westow Hill not overly discreet but it looks like the bog standard shop so wasn’t a worry walking in.

Comms - They do have a number which I don’t use never usually busy enough so you can just walk in most times

Services - £30 half hour massage + £20 HJ the full hour is £50 and I think they offer body to body never really interested me



Been going here for some time now living Crystal Palace means options are very limited so you’ve essentially got to make do with what you have there’s normally some creepy Asian man there at times I can only assume he’s the owner of the shop, the girls seem to have their set days most average looking but offer good service a very good massage with quite a few credit card swipes.

I’m not sure if mores on the table with the other girls I guess you’ll have to go there more but the girl who works on Tuesday no idea what her name is more is on the table. Her massages are normally the better which is why I end up going there on Tuesday but she offers BJ for £35 cash and full sex for £80 BJ technique is alright nothing to sing home about will usually start with a BJ then move to a HJ

Sex with her is pretty good she’s quite tight and is willing. Not sure if the others offer this but the one on Tuesday is very much up for it.

Not something I’d recommend travelling for but if you’re in and around the area then why not

[Goldfinch]

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[LLPunting]

Thanks for the update on this place.

Please give an accurate, identifiable description of your Tuesday girl.

[Bigbossman]

Thanks for the update on this place.

Please give an accurate, identifiable description of your Tuesday girl.

Late 30s early 40s, long dark hair shoulder length, slim-ish physique definitely not fat would say slim with a bit of pudge due to age, perky tits, nice legs. Usually wearing a dress with tights showing those perky tits and legs. English isn’t so great but would know what you’re asking of her

[LLPunting]

Late 30s early 40s, long dark hair shoulder length, slim-ish physique definitely not fat would say slim with a bit of pudge due to age, perky tits, nice legs. Usually wearing a dress with tights showing those perky tits and legs. English isn’t so great but would know what you’re asking of her

 

Size of boobs and nips?

Any stretch marks, scars, tattoos or piercings?

[Bigbossman]

Size of boobs and nips?

Any stretch marks, scars, tattoos or piercings?

A few stretch marks nothing too much more than the average, no scars, tatts are piercings small nips, boobs don’t know the size but they’re perky probably average not massive but not pancakes

[LLPunting]

A few stretch marks nothing too much more than the average, no scars, tatts are piercings small nips, boobs don’t know the size but they’re perky probably average not massive but not pancakes

 

Handfuls man! Handfuls?  And what glove size are your mitts? 

[Bigbossman]

On my weekly shop and I’ve seen QI clinic are open and back in business, didn’t go in so I’m not sure if they’ve made any changes post pandemic. Probably give it a few weeks before I go in for the regular who I hope is on Tuesdays still. Just a heads up for anyone who may be around the area

[LLPunting]

On my weekly shop and I’ve seen QI clinic are open and back in business, didn’t go in so I’m not sure if they’ve made any changes post pandemic. Probably give it a few weeks before I go in for the regular who I hope is on Tuesdays still. Just a heads up for anyone who may be around the area

Thanks for the update 

Getting up that flaming hill on my bike is the problem with that place.  Still, a month or two of training should get me to the top with enough wind to enjoy a stop at the clinic.

[Noiexpectyoutodie]

Thanks for the update 

Getting up that flaming hill on my bike is the problem with that place.  Still, a month or two of training should get me to the top with enough wind to enjoy a stop at the clinic.

Thanks for the info. May I ask if the oral offered was owo or covered?

[Noiexpectyoutodie]

Sorry, LL - realised you are not the OP - trying to fix that

[Noiexpectyoutodie]

On my weekly shop and I’ve seen QI clinic are open and back in business, didn’t go in so I’m not sure if they’ve made any changes post pandemic. Probably give it a few weeks before I go in for the regular who I hope is on Tuesdays still. Just a heads up for anyone who may be around the area

Thanks for the info. May I ask if the oral offered was owo or covered?

[Bigbossman]

Thanks for the info. May I ask if the oral offered was owo or covered?

OWO proper average technique though

[Noiexpectyoutodie]

OWO proper average technique though

Much obliged

[Bigbossman]

Made my return today was meant to go to my regular on Tuesday but she was busy, woman I saw today was average looking like most in there but I paid £28 for 30min massage.

Now the massage was bang average no real credit card swipes which is a big thing for me but towards the end she offered a happy ending I asked how much for a blowjob (OWO) she initially said £60 (no chance) managed to get it down to £30.

Then off she went good technique bare in mind it’s been a while so I was literally going to cover half the room with cum, I’m about to explode and I let her know thinking she’d stop and let me spray everywhere but as I said ‘I’m going to buss’ she points to her mouth and she managed to take it all like a champ and didn’t even flinch. Incredible really

one thing I did notice is that there was a bottle of mouthwash near the wipes that she used after so I’m guessing blowjobs are very much on offer who knows they might be more keen post COVID. I think if the price is right full sex is probably on the table too

[Bigbossman]

Made my return today was meant to go to my regular on Tuesday but she was busy, woman I saw today was average looking like most in there but I paid £28 for 30min massage.

Now the massage was bang average no real credit card swipes which is a big thing for me but towards the end she offered a happy ending I asked how much for a blowjob (OWO) she initially said £60 (no chance) managed to get it down to £30.

Then off she went good technique bare in mind it’s been a while so I was literally going to cover half the room with cum, I’m about to explode and I let her know thinking she’d stop and let me spray everywhere but as I said ‘I’m going to buss’ she points to her mouth and she managed to take it all like a champ and didn’t even flinch. Incredible really

one thing I did notice is that there was a bottle of mouthwash near the wipes that she used after so I’m guessing blowjobs are very much on offer who knows they might be more keen post COVID. I think if the price is right full sex is probably on the table too

Anyone around the area the woman on Wednesday is probably worth it more looks wise average but it’s the fact she offers a BJ for 30 with decent technique no teeth that separates her. The one on Tuesday has turned into a proper moody bitch nothings really on offer other than a handjob not sure about the other days. Truth be told I’m a bit tired of the place

[PumpDump]

Has anyone been here recently? I passed it a few times but parking wasn't easy so kept on going. May pop in but if anyone can make a recommendation it would be much appreciated.

[JackNastyFace]

LLP has posted some mini-reviews on the mini-reviews thread of late.  Some searching should do it.