She has been reviewed a few times on here. Mostly negative; I wasn't particularly horny but just wanted to see what all the negative fuss was about. This is the first time I've booked a Lush girl and wanted to see how bad a
bad one would be.
The Girl: External Link/Members OnlyComms: Over the phone with the Lush dude.
Time: 30 Mins @ £60.00
When: Feb 2022
Location: Near Five Ways
Looks: God knows when those photos on Lush were taken. Yes, she is the girl I booked. But looks like one that's been through the spin and drain cycle of life too many times. Worn down, missing tooth, and just not all there. Nonetheless, correct height and dress size. English and British.
Service:Knowing this would be a bad punt, I only booked for 30 mins. I was navigated to the apartment after a bit of difficulty. I'm sure I had clocked another one of us being guided to another apartment. I knew I was at the right place as there was some excellent marketing on the plaque next to the lift.
Was let into the apartment after she struggled to open the door, and it looks like she had just gotten there herself as she was out of sorts. I confirmed for 30 minutes, handed over the dough, and went into the other room to confirm I had arrived and paid. As I was getting undressed, all I could hear was her snorting and some weird noise I couldn't figure out. She came back into the room 5 mins later, telling me how she worked long hours and had just gotten there.
Ali, I know what you're going to say. I don't know if it is the same bed. But I can say the bed was crap and wasn't particularly clean. I had to position myself on what I believed to be the most pristine part.She was back in the room, and she took her pants down (pantyhose still left on) and confirmed is if I wanted OW or OWO. I opted for OWO. Her speech pattern wasn't regular, and it looked like she wasn't all there. She would let out these silent groans every so often.
She started to give me a BJ with her teeth scraping the side of my dick at times. But then something wasn't right. I opened my eyes looked at her. And she was asleep with my dick in her mouth!! I asked her if she was okay? Woop, her eyes open, she smiles and tells me she is fine, carries on with the blowjob on my semi. I close my eyes, imagining another girl, and then I hear a groan. Open my eyes and see her comfortably resting with my dick in her mouth, asleep!! I tap her on her face asking her if everything is okay again. Woop wakes up, smiles, tells me everything is fine and starts giving me a BJ. I close my eyes, thinking about another girl and FFS, my thigh has some weight on it, and she is asleep again.
At this point is, I pat her face and tell her I'm not feeling this and going. She's still smiling and thinks she has provided a good service. She asks me not to complain to the agency as she doesn't want any trouble. I let her know everything was "fine" and that I was just not in the mood.
Clothes on, she holds me back with some convo about kids. I asked her if I should let myself out or if she would do that for me. I let myself out. I see the front door was already cracked open (it wasn't latched) and make my exit in haste.
The booking lasted all of under 15 mins.
Once outside, I let the dude from Lush know how I felt about the booking. (Summary, it was shit).
Summary:I knew it was bad. But wasn't prepared.
Would I Recommend: Hard No
