Author Topic: Lancs_cumslut - Blackburn  (Read 5014 times)


42 review(s) for Lancs_Louise (36 positive, 4 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Mephistopheles

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

couldnt resist this based on other reviews. chose £30 for 15 mins.

arrived early and had to hang around. estate was ok parking wise, clean and discreet enough for me.

got a text she was ready so turned the corner and the previous bloke was outside in his car and hadnt even drove off (im assuming here to be fair). first issue.

went in, she was fairly miserable but reasonably attractive and told me to wash my hands and take my shoes off before showing me to the bedroom. id say she was around 50, dressed in a robe with impressive tits.

the action was very well carried out but felt a bit rushed and contrived. she started to suck me off (very impressive technique) and told me she wanted to wake it up and get it nice and hard. after 5 mins, she put the bag on and rode me vigourosly with her great tits in my face. i didnt think i was gonna cum off that so she sucked me off to completion with some dirty talk thrown in, and swallowed all.

i cant have any complaints about technique but it did feel very mechanical and i disliked the rushed and assembly line feel to it. when done i was given wet wipes but told someone else was due in 5. a bit alarming as literally no time was left between her bookings. as im getting ready, she is on her ohone and im rushing as i dont want someone to arrive before i leave. she informed me in the small talk that she was getting fed up of asians begging to see her. i got off quickly.

i wouldnt go back personally.






Offline Captain caveman 69

Always fancied seeing this one but the conveyer belt just puts me right off. :hi:

Offline The donald

Saw Louise a couple of years ago
Before I was a member
I remember her being miserable when I got there too
Gave a fantastic blowjob though and swallowed it all
Also enjoyed fingering her as she made herself come with her wand
And she squirted!
I recall her saying it was a relaxing meet for her!
Also recall her having an impressive list on the side of all her clients for the day!

Offline Access

Not sure what you expect from a 15 min quickie £30?

Offline KBW1999

Not sure what you expect from a 15 min quickie £30?

Agreed, she very clear about the conveyor belt, she only advertises 30 mins FFS, she's plainly just fuckmeat or P&D

Offline lordoflight18

I mean £30 for a pump and dump is bordering on streetwhore prices so the fact it was...

A someone legit off AW with all good feedback on this board minus yours and another chaps on here

B the fact you actually came and the fact there was owo with dirty talk etc

and C...also the fact that I'm assuming she's not a smackhead...then you didn't do too badly at all for £30. Infact you did quite well.

As other have said, you're never gonna have vanilla in a pump and dump. You book gfe for a longer time for that.

Offline kingkong69

Cant complained for that price tbh

Online Vicroyal

Had great service when I saw her, she gives it plenty.
« Last Edit: August 31, 2021, 12:46:41 pm by Vicroyal »

Offline The donald

Yes and she was only miserable at the start
Probably just tired

Offline Mephistopheles

i take your points. im satisfied with the neutral though as i think its a bit excessive to not leave 5 mins between appointments. i didnt really need to know her client preferences either.

i didnt give her a negative.
« Last Edit: August 31, 2021, 04:06:13 pm by Mephistopheles »

Offline cueball

i take your points. im satisfied with the neutral though as i think its a bit excessive to not leave 5 mins between appointments. i didnt really need to know her client preferences either.

i didnt give her a negative.
Well said, it's your review and your rating.

Fwiw.... I agree, 5 minutes is too short to get ready for the next punter.... No matter what she charges.

It's a good job age doesn't kiss anymore... 5 minutes, she'll still have the milk tash  :vomit:


Offline TheGangMaster

You can sum her up

Estate - Others in House - Small Dog - Wash Hands - Miserable - £30 or less - Nice Tits - Tattoos- Great Blow Job - Swallows - Cant Complain at the Price

There you go lads just copy and paste

Offline The donald

Judging by her latest photos
I think she’s put some lockdown weight on also

Offline Access

i take your points. im satisfied with the neutral though as i think its a bit excessive to not leave 5 mins between appointments. i didnt really need to know her client preferences either.

i didnt give her a negative.
As mentioned, your review so your score.

My comment was about it being rushed, as it was a 15 min punt.

She is a bit bigger than girls I’d usually see but I can’t fault her BJ.

Offline Clitheroelad

As mentioned, your review so your score.

My comment was about it being rushed, as it was a 15 min punt.

She is a bit bigger than girls I’d usually see but I can’t fault her BJ.

Conveyor belt is an undestatement. Ive seen canning factories move slower that this one
« Last Edit: September 03, 2021, 07:44:09 am by Clitheroelad »


Offline antoniogracias007

I’ve seen Louise a few times in last 2 years but when recently called but she said she no longer sees Asian men. I mean we never had any issues previously but I can understand some idiots mess things up! Now it’s so difficult to find a decent punt as an Asian man. Shame that Louise doesn’t meet otherwise she is a good punt

Offline mace-window

I’ve seen Louise a few times in last 2 years but when recently called but she said she no longer sees Asian men. I mean we never had any issues previously but I can understand some idiots mess things up! Now it’s so difficult to find a decent punt as an Asian man. Shame that Louise doesn’t meet otherwise she is a good punt

Thanks for the heads up. Will add her to the NBA and other ethnic bar policy WGs – North West Edition!!! thread.

Online tr!gger

I mean £30 for a pump and dump is bordering on streetwhore prices so the fact it was...

A someone legit off AW with all good feedback on this board minus yours and another chaps on here

B the fact you actually came and the fact there was owo with dirty talk etc

and C...also the fact that I'm assuming she's not a smackhead...then you didn't do too badly at all for £30. Infact you did quite well.

As other have said, you're never gonna have vanilla in a pump and dump. You book gfe for a longer time for that.

Couldn't agree more. What do you expect for £30?

Offline Jayj

Not seen this lady in years, a lot better “quickie” punts available for £30 at various parlours.