Chinese B&S in Colindale

[armslave]

Location In a flat behind Clerys Clock Bar in Colindale
Price Paid £60 for 30 minutes


I found a Chinese bait and switch place 2 weeks ago in Colindale;

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I called the number and the lady that answered said she was free and texted me a postcode in Colindale. Once I got there I was waiting in front of a bar called Clerys Clock Bar, I was then directed to a flat round the back. Just so you know the bar has a beer patio in the back so anyone there might see you heading towards a flat in back, though I doubt anyone is going to care. Also the flat has a guy that answers the door, though the guy seems quite friendly and happy to chat.

The women in the picture are not likely to have ever been here though they change whos working there once a week, that being said the woman that I saw was about 30 with small b cups, a flat belly and shortish black hair. She was also reasonably pretty so I was happy enough, her name I belive was Candy.

I got into the room, sorted the paperwork out and undressed and got onto the bed. She started off with a little light b2b though more teasing me all over with her breasts. From there she moved onto some covered oral, I let that go on for a bit and got her to pay attention to the shaft and balls. From there I got her to straddle me in a 69, she had a nice small clean shaved pussy that I enjoyed for a bit. Then I moved onto the main bit, she didnt need any lube and just got straight on. We moved through a few positions with her making the usual oh you so big baby, harder, fake nonsense but its nice enough to hear. Afterwards I took a shower, I did shower before I got there but I like to shower after as well. The shower wasn't great but it does the job. I was there maybe 35 minutes though the woman did ask me to take all my clothes with me to bathroom in case someone else turns up while im showering I guess.

I'd go back here again for when I need a pump and dump and I fancy a chinese 

[Tomcat]

Location In a flat behind Clerys Clock Bar in Colindale
Price Paid £60 for 30 minutes


I found a Chinese bait and switch place 2 weeks ago in Colindale;

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Also the flat has a guy that answers the door, though the guy seems quite friendly and happy to chat.

Most place have a maid or a guy now days, I named all of them Mr Lee plus it's never the WG in the profiles.

[Steely Dan]

Your review, your rating.  But note, the consensus on this board is that B&S should not get a positive:
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But you explained it well, regardless of the rating.  Sounds a horrible place. If I am ever at a loss for what to do in Colindale, I will for sure avoid this place.

In this case you have to review the venue since you don't know who the fuck the girl was, and no other punter has a high change of getting her.  The only sure thing is the beer patio, the bad shower and the dodgy sounding pimp.

[lillythesavage]

Your review, your rating.  But note, the consensus on this board is that B&S should not get a positive:
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But you explained it well, regardless of the rating.  Sounds a horrible place. If I am ever at a loss for what to do in Colindale, I will for sure avoid this place.

In this case you have to review the venue since you don't know who the fuck the girl was, and no other punter has a high change of getting her.  The only sure thing is the beer patio, the bad shower and the dodgy sounding pimp.

A point I tried to make in a polite way on another review, should have used your approach, it is ludicrous to give these places a green and therefore recommend to others 

[naz]

Aren’t all the Chinese outfits around london similar, Hendon, Crickelwood, West and south London etc? Generic pic, WG changing every couple of weeks. Probably moving around these Venus. I think if you ask they will send you the pic of girls working that day on WhatsApp.

[armslave]

Your review, your rating.  But note, the consensus on this board is that B&S should not get a positive:
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But you explained it well, regardless of the rating.  Sounds a horrible place. If I am ever at a loss for what to do in Colindale, I will for sure avoid this place.

In this case you have to review the venue since you don't know who the fuck the girl was, and no other punter has a high change of getting her.  The only sure thing is the beer patio, the bad shower and the dodgy sounding pimp.

I take your point, I don't think I can amend my review but I'll be sure to review future such places as neutral or negative.

I've been to a few of these sorts b&s places over the years and I generally care more about the actual place itself rather than the girls because I guess I like to know of these places as back ups if a plan A doesn't work out. I usually walk if the girl doesn't interest me.

[Steely Dan]

I take your point, I don't think I can amend my review but I'll be sure to review future such places as neutral or negative.

I've been to a few of these sorts b&s places over the years and I generally care more about the actual place itself rather than the girls because I guess I like to know of these places as back ups if a plan A doesn't work out. I usually walk if the girl doesn't interest me.

If you say the words 'on reflection, I want this review to be a neutral' then it will be changed.

[armslave]

If you say the words 'on reflection, I want this review to be a neutral' then it will be changed.

In that case on reflection, I want this review to be a neutral.

If I had a wand I'd swish it and add in a wingardium leviosa for good measure