Author Topic: Fernanda_Anal_Sex [tourer, currently in Falkirk]  (Read 4968 times)


4 review(s) for Fernanda_Anal_Sex (2 positive, 2 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline CGlasgow

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External Link/Members Only (not sure what the score is with linking to social media on here, but it's pretty clearly her "professional" account and she includes it in her initial text when you enquire, has more pics/video not on AW).

So this is a neutral, bordering on a negative I'd say. Bits of it were good, but I was short-changed on time and on some of the things she said she does.

Ended up seeing this girl as a plan B, after I had to cancel another an appointment with New Thai Barbie after I got called in to work for an emergency (very sad, would undoubtedly have been a better experience than this, and cheaper). Paid £160 for the hour, which includes everything, in her text she says it includes "kissing, massage, full sex and anal".

Location is in Falkirk currently, easy to find, easy parking, she makes you call from outside so she can look at you through the window first, which I feel isn't exactly subtle for the neighbours. I turned up about 10-15 mins early and I'm 90% sure I saw the last guy leave. Once she's seen you she gives you the gate code by text and you can get round to her front door.

So let me preface by saying that this girl is tall, and she turned up at the door in heels, making her well over 6ft (she's probably not far off 6ft without heels). Lots of big fake everything, butt, tits, lips etc. Despite this still very attractive I would say. Her photos are airbrushed a bit but definitely her.

She starts us off doing a little dance for me, she looks good, but from there it's immediately very formulaic, OW, which I was expecting, but it's worth mentioning. Her profile mentions OWO "at discretion" and I was about as clean as it's possible to be, so I suspect it's just not on the cards at all, wasn't too fussed about this, but moving on to the sex, she goes out of her way to avoid kissing, which is a bit shit considering that she confirmed it by text. Still, made the right noises, likes to fuck in time with her music which is always pretty entertaining. I'd been sat with blue balls since my abandoned appointment with New Thai Barbie earlier in the day so round 1 was probably only a few minutes (maybe a song and a half  :lol: ).

Was offered a drink and asked for a massage. Now massage is another thing she says she offers, but it's really more of a "scratching at your back with nails" sort of experience. Not unpleasant, I was pretty much in my zen place after round 1, but within maybe another 5 minutes she told me to roll over and started trying to wank/suck me to attention again. Come on lady, I need more than 5 minutes  :D

Mini-me came back to attention after not all that long though and on to round 2, similar to the first, figured I should fuck her in the ass as it was included (hey, most girls charge extra so it's rude not to, right? When in Rome and all that) did that, she can take quite a pounding, came in the bag again, lay back to chill.

Now, we're maybe only 35-40 mins into the hour by then, and a post-sex massage is one of the great pleasures in life, so I asked, and was told "oh no baby, we're finished"... Er, okay? Got my shit on and left, was a bit of a letdown, really. I don't have masses of punting experience, but generally when I book an hour, there's the understanding that we're not all done with everything after 35-40 mins. I was back in my car less than 45 minutes after going in.

Some might rate this a negative overall, but I have a hard time with that. It wasn't awful like some roms are, but between avoiding kissing after advertising it, the massage bit and the getting turfed out at the end with time to spare, it's close. Still, the sex was pretty good, she makes all the right noises and she has skills at giving head (even if that doesn't really count for much personally when it's OW).

Offline johnscott10234

Cheers for the review! I tried  to booker her too but she was busy. She looks stunning but you definitely want your moneys worth. I ended up going to  visit another Brazilian in Stirling instead. I have no idea how to leave a reviews yet as I’m new to this forum or I would. I’m going to keep trying!

melissabrazil27 That’s who I saw! Again apologies no idea how to post links.
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I have no idea how to leave a reviews yet as I’m new to this forum or I would. I’m going to keep trying!

melissabrazil27 That’s who I saw! Again apologies no idea how to post links.

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

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If the punt was in the Scotland region,click the link below and press the 'New Review' tab:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?board=28.0
« Last Edit: January 11, 2022, 04:58:27 pm by Goldfinch »

Offline johnscott10234

Yeh that’s her👌🏻 She was excellent and was very attractive. Better looking in real life with darker hair. Just 2 minutes from city Center with decent nearby parking on a Parallel street. I was sceptical about Brazilians but she my have changed my mind!

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Offline auldie63

That's what this site is all about. The profile and pics might have encouraged a few but the OP tells us as it is.  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :hi:

Offline johnscott10234

I wish I’d found the site earlier. Would have saved me some terrible punts  :lol:

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I'm not trying to be funny, but is she definitely female?

Saw a very similar looking profile on tinder that claimed transsexual, whilst I was searching for women, I might add. 😳😉


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Hi Everyone ! First my lips and butt is completely natural, just tits by doctor.  :D

(Sorry about my English, but better than use translator )  :thumbsup:

 Then...Very curious one punter do not know the difference between kisses and tongue kisses or french kisses, FK like all you use guys. I never promised you french kisses that what you kinda try force me to give you… All the girls promises things they do and don’t do…NOT ME. My advertise and what I promise is so honesty in everything and I know I lost a lot of money cause I don’t say YES for everything and then cheat you like 90% of girls do. But I don’t care, I prefer don’t see some money and make be far way from me BAD ENERGY. Is my responsibility do what I promise, it’s not my responsibility do what you expected. I charge 160 for don’t be attractive for people without money, that's my strategy, and still you came hahah, I don’t know how much times you expected to come in 1H but in my ad I don’t offer Unlimited CUMS., again, for be a putting you don’t look the advertise very well. I never mentioned PROFESSIONAL MASSAGE. What make me sad is: in UK I have a lot of lovely and regular costumers, also costumers that I saw once ad we had a incredible feeling and lovely date, costumers that usually text me when I come back somewhere… This kind of people do not come here to comment, who’s come is usually problematic people, not usually clean, that create a porno perfect dirty date in their head, and then when this date doesn’t happen exactly what they have dreamed boom review haha. Babes I know this comment will make me lost money, but put one thing in your head: You pay for your GIRL/WIFE  House, Car, Bills, Shop and more, and she doesn’t do what you look for… If for all money you spend with her, she still doesn’t suck you without or kiss you,  you can imagine ME for 160 pounds…. hahahahah c'mon guys… I believe I offer a lot for it haha.

 So I would like to use this message and say: If you are the kind of person that think because you pay 100/160 pounds for a woman she needs eat your shit for make you happy, PLEASE DO NOT COME TO ME, probably you will be disappointed like this poor guy.

Then, when I have with me a clean and respectful person, that make me feel comfortable and WE TOGETHER create a good feeling wow. Regular costumer and all optionals for sure.

No more.

Best wishes for all you guys.


 

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I'm not trying to be funny, but is she definitely female?

Saw a very similar looking profile on tinder that claimed transsexual, whilst I was searching for women, I might add. 😳😉

I can advice you to meet the transexual of tinder, haha, take in your ass haha and the come here to tell if he's me or not hahahaha

Offline Marvlus69

Should have used the translator….I couldn’t understand a word..
Can’t see you getting much more business from here if all the men here are problematic..
think I’ll give it a miss, Brazilians are all lazy..

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Yep! Usually problematic people, not hygienic, not educated, this kind of people I really prefer do not meet, I'm leaving this information very clear here. You can label Brazilian people as you wish. It doesn't hurt me  :lol:

Offline big-al93

Hi Everyone ! First my lips and butt is completely natural, just tits by doctor.  :D

(Sorry about my English, but better than use translator )  :thumbsup:

 Then...Very curious one punter do not know the difference between kisses and tongue kisses or french kisses, FK like all you use guys. I never promised you french kisses that what you kinda try force me to give you… All the girls promises things they do and don’t do…NOT ME. My advertise and what I promise is so honesty in everything and I know I lost a lot of money cause I don’t say YES for everything and then cheat you like 90% of girls do. But I don’t care, I prefer don’t see some money and make be far way from me BAD ENERGY. Is my responsibility do what I promise, it’s not my responsibility do what you expected. I charge 160 for don’t be attractive for people without money, that's my strategy, and still you came hahah, I don’t know how much times you expected to come in 1H but in my ad I don’t offer Unlimited CUMS., again, for be a putting you don’t look the advertise very well. I never mentioned PROFESSIONAL MASSAGE. What make me sad is: in UK I have a lot of lovely and regular costumers, also costumers that I saw once ad we had a incredible feeling and lovely date, costumers that usually text me when I come back somewhere… This kind of people do not come here to comment, who’s come is usually problematic people, not usually clean, that create a porno perfect dirty date in their head, and then when this date doesn’t happen exactly what they have dreamed boom review haha. Babes I know this comment will make me lost money, but put one thing in your head: You pay for your GIRL/WIFE  House, Car, Bills, Shop and more, and she doesn’t do what you look for… If for all money you spend with her, she still doesn’t suck you without or kiss you,  you can imagine ME for 160 pounds…. hahahahah c'mon guys… I believe I offer a lot for it haha.

 So I would like to use this message and say: If you are the kind of person that think because you pay 100/160 pounds for a woman she needs eat your shit for make you happy, PLEASE DO NOT COME TO ME, probably you will be disappointed like this poor guy.

Then, when I have with me a clean and respectful person, that make me feel comfortable and WE TOGETHER create a good feeling wow. Regular costumer and all optionals for sure.

No more.

Best wishes for all you guys.


 

You say you don't cheat, do everything you promise, not what the punter might expect. I would probably have given you the benefit of the doubt that the OP was wanting french kissing and you don't do that,just light kissing. Also that there is a cum twice limit that was not discussed, however what the OP asked for was a massage for the remainder of the hour that he had paid for, but you refused and CHEATED him out of the time. It would have been reasonable to explain that the massage would be all he was getting and that if it got him aroused again then tough, but instead as soon as he came for a 2nd time you ended the booking. Then you come on here and claim it's all his fault, because there might have beensome miscommunication. :wackogirl: :dash: :dash:

Offline Scotpak

She's a crackpot
Review might say neutral but reads negative

Then her trying to say aww it's not me it's all my punters expect the world for £160 couldn't make it up

We don't expect the world just do your job

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Hey babe, so 1Hour appointment, clothes off, chat, dance, blowjob, first cum... Then massage, chat again, blowjob, sex again and cum... And after 50minutes appointment this person still want something else? If we did all this in 40/45 minutes as he's wrote here then he's a rabbit hahha... I didn't cheat him, When someone is not a happy person we can't change it, If I had done another massage to him, this review should be the same, it dont change, we just had 0 connection, I did Everything I've promised, just not how many times he wish. ... Again, people think he's right is better don't even think about come to see me. Cause this in this JOB is full of fakes, very bad girls that just take money, do nothing and ask extra for everything, it's really what you deserve guys. No nice decent girls. On my ad you can see

1H time doesn't mean 1H not stops services. I am a person, After cum twice and massage, with 90% of time done whats the problem a small chat and Bye.. all this cause 5 minutes massage? For you feel you used until the last 5P you payed? What about kindness ? What about try make another person feel good?

Here's the problem with punters, "I've payed and I can do everything I want..." It's not like this... Again I do what I promise, not what you idealize. more one time...Everything I promised I did with this person.

I would like all guys put reviews here put a picture of face, teeth, body, genital, and be possible you feel the breath and smell, it should help us so much.

I reply with all honesty words, without be afraid about your answers and judgement cause I want make be far way from me people that share the same thought of this guy. Escort is my job, but I'm still a Person, a Woman. Have a nice day.

Dark soul people Please do NOT come to me. Only good vibe, good energy n respectful clean guys :)
I do trade every week, I do not depend 100% of this job, so Thanks GOD.

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Happy that not all escort and costumers are NOT similar...  Not often costumers message girls after meet, I have sometimes, people happy, people in love with our time together, the difference is just the respect, the wish of the another person make the woman happy, know how make a girl feels comfortable... Even under payment they still are a gentleman, and try to make a good atmosphere where both can enjoy ... without usually thought "I've e payed I can be a bastard... Few people know how be attractive for a woman, and believe it's not dependable of the appearance, I will put some screenshots just for people understand the difference of costumers. I would love some of them come here to give their opinion... But good ones neve come  :lol:  :lol:  :dash:

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When people try to see someone in two consecutive days something good happened. Unfortunately we can't please everyone, but when your not happy cause you have been cheated by your expectations, so it's not my fault.

« Last Edit: February 14, 2022, 06:45:28 pm by daviemac »

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She's a crackpot
Review might say neutral but reads negative

Then her trying to say aww it's not me it's all my punters expect the world for £160 couldn't make it up

We don't expect the world just do your job

I have done!  :D

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I would like all guys put reviews here put a picture of face, teeth, body, genital, and be possible you feel the breath and smell, it should help us so much.

How much are you paying?  :wackogirl:

Offline Izazuel

Seems like a lovely "lady" :crazy:, bashing people left and right :wacko:, stating how superior she is compared to some :dash:. Can't wait never to meet  :D

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Seems like a lovely "lady" :crazy:, bashing people left and right :wacko:, stating how superior she is compared to some :dash:. Can't wait never to meet  :D

I have seen many girls try to defender theirselves but always like this. You never come to meet me? Ohhhh :thumbsup: Believe it's a favor. I replying with this intention, make some kind of people DO NOT come to me. I am not superior, I just can choose what I do and not and with who. There's no problem about it. Have a lovely life guy.

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If you're looking to put guys off, you're doing a great job.

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Reading this, I'd rather see the tranny on Tinder... :blush:

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Based on her reply, I rest my case :cool:

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I think Fernanda might be...Sophia/Kendra's long lost Brazilian cousin :dancegirl: :sarcastic:

Offline AntonioRios

Reading this, I'd rather see the tranny on Tinder... :blush:

I normally don't comment here, signed up because you guys have been saving me alot of hassle and decided to start sharing my experiences, but this chick is unbelivable...

Rather join you and the tranny for a 3some than see Fernanda. And don't get me wrong, the only reason I found this post was because I was thinking in trying out this week, as she claims to be the "Anal Queen". No thanks  :vomit: