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The GirlThis encounter was within the last month.
My reviews tend to be short on lubricious detail, and this will be no exception. But reviews of escorts in the Portsmouth area are fairly rare on UKP these days, so I hope that my vanilla musings will be of use in at least establishing that this girl is both genuine and worth consideration.
Nikita advertises only on Adult Seek – and even there her ads come and ago. Until recently she was NikitaBritish Ebony. Then she disappeared for a few days, and returned as YoungBritishEbony. At the time of writing she’s again missing from the action.
Why did I decide to give her a go?
Mrs Merton famously asked Debbie McGee, “So what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?” In this case, the relevant loaded question would be, “What first attracted you to the gigantically-titted Nikita British Ebony?”
And her tits truly are indeed truly massive – bigger than they look in her photos. We’re in Guinness Book of Records territory. She lists them as HH in her profile, and I wouldn’t argue.
A further plus is that her memorable and momentous mammaries aren’t attached to a frame that is equally massive. The rest of Nikita’s body is standard size, albeit in that slightly stocky way that is common among black girls.
What else?
Personality? Pleasant, bright, quirky.
Face? Fine, although lip rings aren’t to my taste. (Two or three? Can’t remember. I’d make a crap witness.)
Age? The 23 she gives is almost certainly correct.
The EventThis was an outcall to Portsmouth. £90 for half an hour.
I drove a total of almost a hundred miles to bring Nikita to my place and take her back to hers afterwards. This saved her a 40-minute train journey each way, and a 30-minute walk between the station and her dwelling-place. (Although she advertises her location as Portsmouth, she mainly lives some distance from the city, but she says she sometimes stays there for a few days.)
In return for my hundred-mile drive, Nikita agreed to give me up to an extra 15 minutes.
When we got to my place, I offered her a drink and we sat talking for ten or fifteen minutes, before moving to the bedroom. Here is where things went slightly downhill – for at that point she announced that, for her, the clock starts ticking when she first walks into the man’s house or flat. Whereupon she lopped the chatting time off the bedroom time.
That’s acceptable if a girl tells you in advance that’s her policy, but isn’t acceptable when it’s sprung on you too late to do anything about it.
And then there’s the oral question. Nikita’s “will-do” list is a totality because, as she admitted, she can’t be bothered to select just the activities that actually apply. She selects everything. But I don’t suppose she does, for example, voyeurism (I never know what that is in a whoring context), exhibitionism (ditto) and prostate massage.
So OWO’s listed. Now, with most British girls, if OWO appears on their profiles, you’ll get it. (Different rules often seem to apply to Joanna Foreigner.) However, once we were on the premises, it turned out that Nikita charges £20 extra for OWO. I didn't bother.
Her bedroom performance, to be fair, was committed and obliging. Indeed I’d probably have given her a positive if it weren’t for her failings in respect of advance information.
I'd summarise my experience by saying that you'll have a pretty good time provided that:
(a) you clarify in advance what’s standard and what’s extra;
(b) you take her straight to the bedroom when she arrives to avoid any risk of the clock ticking away during “conversational time”;
and
(c) you’re not terrified by titanic tits.
