Post rugby on way home fancied a punt.
Booze was talking better than sense.
Went for:
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External Link/Members OnlyWorst case big tits BJ right? Wrong.
Comms OK but that's it.
Arrived, now a brunette but looked like body pics.
Into room. Exchanged cash.
She leaves, I undress.
She returns, condom on limp cock, perfunctory BJ for 5 seconds and seems pissed at not having a sudden rock hard cock. Shitty hand job, ask for more head and get 5 more seconds.
Think OK let's try the tits, no go - sensitive apparently.
Wank myself hard, just to get a fuck and she goes for mish. Think fine, new worst case I get to fuck her, no she stops me even getting one balls deep stroke!
So vinegar strokes it is for 10 minutes until I finally cum.
Pushes me off, gives me a wipe and I clean myself up as she checks phone.
In and out in mins for a 30 min punt at £70!
Fucking terrible - don't bother! Oh and never punt post rugby either again, let sense prevail and just have a decent wank next time.
