Author Topic: Does anyone like to lick pussy?  (Read 4866 times)

mark8

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I recently went down on a girl and it was the most horrible thing that happened to me, it felt/texture nasty.
Afterwards I kept spitting for hours on end.



Stealthshagger

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was it at the end of a long hot day in a parlour?

Offline cunnyhunt

I recently went down on a girl and it was the most horrible thing that happened to me, it felt/texture nasty.
Afterwards I kept spitting for hours on end.

Just what was so bad ?

Toby

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I recently went down on a girl and it was the most horrible thing that happened to me, it felt/texture nasty.
Afterwards I kept spitting for hours on end.

If that's the most horrible thing that's happened to you, you should thank whatever god you believe in for having such a good life.

Toby

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Just what was so bad ?

She had a clit the size of a penis. And her name was Derek.

mark8

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to be fair she did have bad hygiene. I think no more licking fanny. EVER.

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To answer the question in the header... see recent lengthy thread

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=32590.0

Offline cunnyhunt

She had a clit the size of a penis. And her name was Derek.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

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to be fair she did have bad hygiene. I think no more licking fanny. EVER.

Who was it ? link ?


Offline maxxblue

I recently went down on a girl and it was the most horrible thing that happened to me, it felt/texture nasty.
Afterwards I kept spitting for hours on end.

Do you become erect when you see a penis, by any chance?

 :D
« Last Edit: July 09, 2014, 11:43:30 pm by maxxblue »

Offline cunnyhunt

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But this was your post from last night ?


Re: Has anyone seen sexyemma57
« Reply #9 on: Yesterday at 11:29:41 pm »

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Cheers,

Was thinking of taking a punt with emma, but put off now


When did you see her to find out her pussy was so bad ? or are you another bullshitter  :hi:





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But this was your post from last night ?


Re: Has anyone seen sexyemma57
« Reply #9 on: Yesterday at 11:29:41 pm »

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Cheers,

Was thinking of taking a punt with emma, but put off now


When did you see her to find out her pussy was so bad ? or are you another bullshitter  :hi:


Not gonna compromise on discretion.

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Not gonna compromise on discretion.

Another fucking bullshitter.

I do not believe you have seen her

Why make things up about her ?

« Last Edit: July 09, 2014, 11:51:18 pm by cunnyhunt »


Toby

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to be fair she did have bad hygiene. I think no more licking fanny. EVER.

Is this the girl you saw? If so, I have some bad news for you... External Link/Members Only

Stealthshagger

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Not gonna compromise on discretion.

you already told us you find her pussy replusive, senor discretion.

fat bird on a summer day, whod have thought itd be tangy?

mark8

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Another fucking bullshitter.

I do not believe you have seen her

Why make things up about her ?


punter vs punter? is this a 1 man for all show
I thought we supposed to stick together.

Offline cunnyhunt

At 2.36pm today he was still asking what she looks like.

The cunts thread or wanker of the week ?

Offline maxxblue

Neither - a new thread needs creating - the arsewipe spunk-trumpet thread!

 :lol:

vorian

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punter vs punter? is this a 1 man for all show
I thought we supposed to stick together.

You either saw her between 3pm and 11pm today or you didn't,  discretion is out of the window now anyway.

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Definatley a wotw contender, Cunny. ;)

Offline NIK

I recently went down on a girl and it was the most horrible thing that happened to me, it felt/texture nasty.
Afterwards I kept spitting for hours on end.

Another fucking troll.  :mad:

Offline FLYING BLUE

Unbelievable. ... bloody fool sounds like he/ she is 16 years old and pissed!!
Won't last long

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I recently went down on a girl and it was the most horrible thing that happened to me, it felt/texture nasty.
Afterwards I kept spitting for hours on end.

I do on ocassion and fortunately most WGs have been very clean smelling, hygiene has improved greatly from my early punting days 30 years ago.

The last bad incident was about 5 years ago now where the WG, a regular probably had BV, i didnt hang about to discuss the matter though, the stench was sickening.

SeekingtheTruth

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to be fair she did have bad hygiene. I think no more licking fanny. EVER.

Ahhh, youngsters  :D

Must have been up late because the schools are striking today.

Captain Kang

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Liar exposed now why hasn't he been GTFO'd.

Offline CBPaul

And in this thread https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=33368.msg463940#msg463940 he decides against seeing her.

Another school boy with a mania for massive breasts ? Ironic really as he is behaving like a massive tit.

Total bullshit and straight to wotw nomination.

Offline cunnyhunt

Total bullshit and straight to wotw nomination.

I had decided the Cunts thread was more apt  :D

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If the OP is real then I would ask if the lady smokes. as smoking ladies create nasty tastes in the lower lips even worse than in their mouths.

Toby

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If the OP is real then I would ask if the lady smokes. as smoking ladies create nasty tastes in the lower lips even worse than in their mouths.

And quite difficult to use a toothbrush on the Jack & Danny.

Offline punk

I recently went down on a girl and it was the most horrible thing that happened to me, it felt/texture nasty.
Afterwards I kept spitting for hours on end.

this post sounds like a total load of bollocks  :hi:

Offline ForrestGump

If the OP is real then I would ask if the lady smokes. as smoking ladies create nasty tastes in the lower lips even worse than in their mouths.

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inneedofagoodfuck

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Personally going down on a wg, rimming or being rimmed, eating shit, anal and of course bb are all a no no for me but each to their own.... !

Have not tried watersports but open to the idea if circumstance felt right!

Jim Panzee

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Personally going down on a wg, rimming or being rimmed, eating shit, anal and of course bb are all a no no for me but each to their own.... !

Have not tried watersports but open to the idea if circumstance felt right!

Are you a Catholic ?  :D

Offline NIK

Personally going down on a wg, rimming or being rimmed, eating shit, anal and of course bb are all a no no for me but each to their own.... !

Have not tried watersports but open to the idea if circumstance felt right!

Are you and the op related perchance?  :rolleyes:

inneedofagoodfuck

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No just dont want to lick a wg pussy! My choice....