External Link/Members OnlyHappened to be working in Brighouse a few days ago and fancied a but of rub n tug after work after a look around on VS for something nearby I spotted this place. I didn't know it was even there!
(the advert was right at the last page of a West Yorkshire search, but seems to have gone now hence the gumtree link)
Id text earlier in the day about 2.00 to check availability for later and confirmed 5.00 was ok
No issues with comms.
Found the place easily enough as there were excellent directions on the advert (similar to the gumtree)
Sent a text about 5 mins to 5 to check ok and yep come on in
Up some stairs which led to fairly spacious apartment with what looked like at least 2 or 3 treatment rooms
Met by the lady of the house, friendly etc as you tend to find with these establishments and asked how long, and hour was £40
She asked if i wanted two girls and at that point a younger lady had stood beside her yapping away in Thai. Both were wearing face coverings so i deduced that the younger was one of them and that the lady of the house would be the sidekick so no, i said one girl is fine,
Led to the room by the younger one typically short and small framed girl/woman (still unable to fully establish as her face mask was on all the time). But cute little arse on her and fairly flat chested.
I asked for a shower to which she replied, sorry we don't have a shower here darling but i clean you good when we finished.
Wow !! How would this work then if there are any extras or B2B on offer they don't shower either???
And the smell of thai cooking in the place started to filter through my nostrils and almost made my eyes water, what the fuck were they cooking??
Anyway I'm here and money has already changed hands lets just crack on
Undressed in the room (nowhere really to put clothes apart from the floor) laid on the massage couch had the usual paper cover and a cushion over the hole if you preferred it to poking your face through.
The room was nice and warm to be fair as it was freezing outside.
She quickly nipped out while i was undressing and returned just as I got on the couch
She asked if i wanted hard or medium deep tissue massage and I opted for medium, thank god i did as she didn't seem to hold back.
First dry workout of the legs back and shoulders for about ten or fifteen minutes. to be fair it was a good massage with a good kneading of muscles. There was the occasional wallop of both lower arms along the spine which came without any warning and when she did the teriyaki style hand chopping along my back it was fairly hard and more of a jackhammering than a pleasant feeling. Thank god id opted for medium.
At one point she had bent each leg back and lifted me up via the knee to leave the bollocks swinging mid air, I wonder what that must have looked like from her vantage point!!
Habet duos testiculos et bene pendantes
Next was warm oil along the legs back and arms again all going fine with a good massage technique and no swipes or attempts to 'accidentally rub close to the hotspots' I was thinking this is going to be a straightforward massage with nothing else on offer and to be fair it was never mentioned or suggested by either party up to that point so I was happy enough to continue for my £40
After another 20 mins of oily back massage she told me to turn over and at that point asked if i wanted same on the front or softer maybe? I quickly said yes please softer maybe more sensual. Ok she said and then pointing to my flaccid fella said if you want me to do this for you its extra, how much I asked and she replied £40
That's a lot for happy ending i said but she replied no its good price and you can touch me darling, as she wiggled her little arse at me and lifted my hand to her butt for a test squeeze. Ok i said what about touching boobs etc she yeah fine but if you want me topless its more darling. She had kept the facemask on throughout at this point and replied with what I thought she said its fifty but i only topless no take off down there darling, Ok fuck it i said lets have the little buggers out then. She turned away and removed her polo shirt and bra to reveal some pert little tits probably a B which felt quite hard beneath so I'm guessing the were bolt-on but couldn't really see any sign of scarring. Having said that with them being such small implants it could have been keyhole surgery but the were nice and in proportion with her figure,
At this point her mask was off and revealed her full face, quite pretty to be fair which I commented on and she said no make up darling!!
Anyway off we go her massaging away and me grabbing handfuls of her pert little butt cheeks and tits when they came into range.
When her head came close to me i could smell that bloody fucking food smell from earlier and i wish she put the mask back on!
Had a roam down to her crotch area and it was strange. felt hard and pronounced so she either had a bolster cushion down there for a panty liner or had a 6 incher tucked back under. Had another feel again later when the opportunity came and there was definitely something going on there. There were no other signs of masculinity so i reassured myself it was an industrial strength Fem-fresh towel.
She eventually worked her way around and got the fella aroused at which point she fired straight in with hand job and saying are you gonna cum for me darling to which with a tit in one hand and her left but cheek in the other i shot the load which she then used torn off bits of the paper couch cover to mop the juice up and a piece of toilet roll to dry off with.
No wipes in sight, no towels either for that matter, She got dressed again then nipped out presumably to wash her hands or at least get the luxury of a towel to dry herself.
She came back and said I give you head and shoulders massage darling to end.
Again fairly thorough and dried some of the oil off with more ripped off bits of paper from where my back was laid as she had me sitting in Buddha position doing my shoulders for the finale.
I reached for my jeans to get the extras out and handed her £50 to which she said no darling i said £60!!! I disagreed and replied you said fifty (in hindsight she might have said 60 but with the accent and facemask i cant say for sure) anyway she say ok darling maybe you thought i said fifty when i said sixty buts ok, just give me the fifty.
So that was it i dressed and returned to where id parked(which was literally a 1 minute walk from the gaff) and i was back at bang on 6.00, exactly one hour
So £40 for the hour and £50 extra for topless unlimited groping when the chance arouse with a hand job to finish.
Given the fact there was no shower available (I should have asked before booking really) and the fucking smell of Thai food in the place and off her breath I thought it wasn't good value for money and i probably wont return, to which end I was going to give a red, But the fact that she did knock a few dinks out of my back with what was a good honest (if not a bit forceful) massage and she was quite pretty its just scraped through to a grey.
She goes by the name Locco so if anyone goes there in the future maybe you could have a feel of her crotch and let us know your thoughts
