Petite Ginger TOFTT Chatham
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TLDR: Cracking body, but bad logistics and terrible service, doesn’t speak a word of English. Lots of faffing and delay tactics. Tried to stiff me on service and essentially kick me out the door 30 minutes into my 60 minute session. Double booked my slot and another punter waiting at the door as i left. Could be worth a pump and dump if you speak Portuguese and are willing to be really forceful with what you want from her.
Price(s): £80 for 30 mins, £130 for 60 mins, £20 for Owo. Kissing at least included but Owo was extremely brief and shit, and I almost got kicked out halfway through and she flat out refused to refund the additional time, read on.
Logistics: not terrible but not great at all. Makes more sense when I met her that she doesn’t speak a word of English that she took forever to reply and didn’t answer all my questions. On arrival she took forever to figure out what to do with me and my request for a quick wash in the bathroom.
Another punter arrived whilst I was in the bathroom and was banging away for 5 minutes, initially I guessed he was there for the other wg working there, but the fact they wouldn’t answer makes me think now she had double booked. There was also a lot of ‘faffing’ throughout the entire punt, looking for things, pissing about with phone and speakers, going in and out the room with no explanation, opening and shutting drawers looking for fux-knows-what.
at the time I thought maybe she was new to the business and making rookie mistakes or had only just moved into the apartment. Now I realise these were all just long drawn out delaying tactics Location: Same tower in Chatham that my previous reviews of Brazilians took place at.
Be careful, security were all over the place outside the building and I know from my days on the doors that the fact not a single one of them would look at me means that they had marked me out. They all had GoPro cameras on their chests pointing at me though for fux-sake.
Think the Brazilians have been at this location too long. Looks: Cracking tits and Arse, I’ll include the pic from AW that is most realistic about her face. Bit of a tummy. Face was maybe 4/10. Like the other Brazilians at this location I found it easy to fantasise that i was working on a uni campus and pulled a student to fuck senseless. right up my street.
She says tits are real but they are fake, you can tell when you feel, and scars are there underneath. It’s all really well done though and i liked them, I can see why she thinks she can get away with saying they are real.
Attitude & Service: it was a game of two halves First half was a bit of a dodgy start but I speak Spanish so managed to cut through a lot of problems and cut short her faffing and delay tactics to a minimum, confirmed services I wanted and price to pay.
After a lot more faffing we began and it started off fantastic, lots of passionate kissing, plenty of tongue, groping. Proper GFE. OWO followed which was a bit shit. Wasn’t feeling much and she kept changing position over and over, and the door kept opening and closing quickly, so little CoMo struggled to stay hard.
I had her jump on top and she did like a ‘cradling cowgirl’ thing which I guess was to stop the kissing and playing with her lovely tits, but I wasn’t having any of it and pulled her closer for proper cowgirl. It’s been a while so little CoMo was done pretty quick. I didn’t mind as this was 15-20 minutes in and I had paid for the hour and was excited about round two.
She didn’t bother even handing me wet wipes or TP or anything to take the Jonny off, and I had to ask her twice for this. After 5-10 minutes chatting [they say Spanish and Portuguese are different languages but she understood me and I understood her fine] she asked if i wanted a massage. NAH I WANT ROUND TWO. Then all of a sudden she couldn’t understand me. Fuck off. You understood everything 100% until now.
She tried to explain that I had paid for ‘one pop’ and that she ‘shares the money with her friend’. In the first case: I confirmed before we started, and the second ‘I DONT CARE’. So I got up to leave and asked for the difference between 30 and 60 mins in money back. This was impossible. So I said I was gonna take a long shower and go. There was a lot of back and forth, nothing physical or intimidating, it was just clear she was telling me our time was over and me asking for round two or money back was never ever gonna happen.
I don’t know if she could see the terrible review I was writing in my head through my eyes, but she flip-flopped back and forth a few times
and then physically stopped me from leaving as I picked my stuff up. [/b] I felt cornered and trapped, and worried that if I tried to push past her the pimp next door who had kept opening the door to check on us was going to run in and have a go at caving my noggin in.
I really didn’t feel like round two anymore at all, but as I wasn’t getting my money back I figured I would at least have a go. She didn’t try very hard and expected me to just get hard instantly and fuck her, but I wasn’t feeling it and little CoMo couldn’t be fucked. She wasn’t being unpleasant but no more Owo or groping meant this had turned into Rom pump and dump style and it wasn’t doing if for me. Someone [I guess her pimp] was now opening and shutting the door a little bit every minute and any momentum i had kept falling off.
So in the end I just spaffed over her lovely bristols. Went to the bathroom and before I could jump in the shower she jumped in there first, so I just had an army wash in the sink whilst she showered next to me in silence. Probably needed to be ready for the next chump to arrive.
She made a point of telling me in Portuguese that I only got round two because I speak Spanish. She said it nicely and like she was doing me a favour as she liked me and I think she thought that would make me happy, but it just added more fuel to the bad review really didn’t it treacle?
Conclusion: Maybe she’ll learn and get better but I doubt it. A good start and a cracking body did not make up for the rush tactics and trying to stiff me on services paid for and pre-agreed, with no refund. Door needs a fucking lock on it.
Would I return? Fuck no, and I got “special treatment” apparently. Not gonna bother doing TOFTT with these Brazilians anymore, far too expensive when you get the same sort of service for half the price with the Roms. Appears to be super busy back-to-back with chumps on a conveyor belt who don’t bother helping anyone by reviewing on here, so they can spunk their money on a shit punt all day long and best of British to them. Hidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members Only
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