How is there not an option for double negative?!
Where? Clean and tidy rented apt in town centre.
How much? £100 for 45mins
What did she look like? Not a lot like photos, if you squint from a certain angle possible to see consistencies.
What was the session like? Shit. Unbelievably shit. What is it about plan b’s? Why are they always terrible? Horn got the better of me after a last minute cry off earlier in the day. From her running late (“can’t get keys for apt babe etc”), to her stories of trying to get punters out the door ASAP, to the constant never ending verbal dose of the shits she had (apparently a direct consequence of the massive spliff she’d just seen off in her car before seeing me). It was all piss poor.
I should’ve walked before the meet. I knew it was going to be shit. But still I went. I must be fucking stupid.
She’s pleasant enough to talk to, I dare say a nice enough lady when not gibbering on about nothing. She spent 25mins of my time gassing about other punters she’d seen, how many she was hoping to get ploughed by today before pissing off back to Brum, on and on and on and on. Oh and a hacking smokers cough.
I got my cock sucked and spunked over her large but disappointingly droopy tits. Absolutely nothing else apart from a perfunctory rub of my back.
Just fucking terrible. Avoid at all costs.
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