ElishaDay - Town Centre, Dudley

[Justimaginewhatif]

Cost: £80 for 30 mins OWO DFK FS

Location: Dudley Town Centre

Had been trying to arrange a meet with said SP for a few days via text after my previous let down with LLL. The positive reviews on here and well written AW profile gave me the urge to see what the fuss was about.

Text received back with post code and details of where to park, date and time agreed (same day) so off I went again with great hope. She's recently uploaded a picture partially showing a face which looks very appealing IMO.

Got to the postcode, called to say I'd arrived and was given instructions to the location, literally a 2 min walk away. It was later afternoon and was VERY VERY busy so if you're local to the area or know people locally I would not recommend visiting during daylight hours.

Got to the venue, buzzed the number and was let in, her apartment was on the 1st floor, up a spiral staircase where I was greeted by the SP and her dog. As I got to the top if the stairs the stench of weed was incredible, she's clearly a smoker which didn't bother me then, more to come on this shortly.

Appearance: in to the flat, greeted by a tall black girl, some mixed race but I couldn't see it, I just thought she's black with an ok face, nothing special but ok, she was chatty and dressed in underwear. Sadly I didn't find her attractive, gutted.

The deed: She came to give me a kiss on the lips, her lips are full but her breath smelt awful, it was deep smoke and I can't describe what else, just horrible and not pleasant, I take no pleasure in saying that as I had high hopes again for this meet considering the positive reviews I'd read.

Anyway, on to the bed I'd stripped by this time, she came over and attempted to kiss again, I moved her away and went in to suck her tits which were probably her best feature. As I was doing this I was touching her non existant backside, I couldn't believe my luck I'm thinking FFS not again.

I then asked her for a BJ, she got some tube of liquid out and put it all over my cock and started to suck, the blowjob wasn't great, it was ok. She would suck, stop put some more of that liquid on, wank for a bit and then suck for 30 secs.

I just couldn't get in to it, so asked her to keep sucking as I wanted to come, which she half heartedly did, asked how long we had left and she said about 10 minutes but added she had another booking after me, at this point I really didn't want to shag her.

Anyway, I thought of England as she was sucking away and as I  was about to pop, she reminded me CIM was £10 more, I really didn't want to give her anymore of my hard earned so told her when I was about to erupt and she bashed out the love juice.

Small talk while I cleaned up, she didn't assist at all or offer. Got dressed thinking what a fucking waste of time again. As I put my hand to my face, the hand I used to stroke her backside I got a real strong smell of shit, which made me sick.

She didn't offer me the bathroom when I arrived or when the deed was done. The service in my opinion was substandard and I would not recommend. Hygiene issues really need to be addressed.

I don't want to go negative as she was a pleasant human being  but her profile is deceptive IMO so I have to be honest, I felt it was a negative experience.

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[Adultworkuser]

Thank you for this, was planning on giving her a go based on previous reviews. Definetly wont be now, the shit thing is vile! Saved me some cash there mate.

[Hothandle]

Great review.
I have tried to meet her a couple of times, but the timings didn’t workout luckily..
You’ve saved me £80, hat’s off to you Sir!

[Pdiddy2017]

I tried booking her a few times in the last few months no response to the messages, I gave up and moved on glad I did after reading your review. thanks for info OP hope your next one is better

[m4rmite]

I tried to book a return visit, last time with her was a couple of years ago, could have been a narrow escape if she gone downhill.

Seems like she's moved address aswell, she always offered a shower before and after so that seems to have been cut down as well.

I ended up with a thai punt that was equally as crap, profile went the next day so when i find it I'll do a review.

[Steve1961]

That is awful, what a very poor experience. I won't bother seeing her based on this review. I was tempted but not anymore. I hope you have a much better experience next time.

[Dock]

Had her on my list but removed her, am glad I did after reading this. Thanks for the review

[Straightsix]

Sadly I didn't find her attractive, gutted.

This is the point where you walk. And now need to learn to walk. Unfortunately I've never experienced the spiral stair and dog combination. But I may add when faced with the threat of a dog, just try to keep calm.

but added she had another booking after me, at this point I really didn't want to shag her.

This is the Romanian equivalent of 'come now baby'. For me it's a massive turn off.

[m4rmite]

This is the point where you walk. And now need to learn to walk. Unfortunately I've never experienced the spiral stair and dog combination. But I may add when faced with the threat of a dog, just try to keep calm.
This is the Romanian equivalent of 'come now baby'. For me it's a massive turn off.

Unless that's changed as well the dog was placid and small.

[Justimaginewhatif]

Thank you for this, was planning on giving her a go based on previous reviews. Definetly wont be now, the shit thing is vile! Saved me some cash there mate.

I'm glad I've helped in some way, such a shame after all positive reviews. I just couldn't believe the smell on my hand, as soon as I was out of the venue I was coughing and spitting, the stench lingered until I got home, brushed my teeth, gargled with mouthwash and the deep cleaned in the shower.

[Justimaginewhatif]

Great review.
I have tried to meet her a couple of times, but the timings didn’t workout luckily..
You’ve saved me £80, hat’s off to you Sir!

I really wish it was a positive I'm reporting, but sadly not. I have another one in the pipeline in a few days, if it works out I shall report back.

[Justimaginewhatif]

I tried booking her a few times in the last few months no response to the messages, I gave up and moved on glad I did after reading your review. thanks for info OP hope your next one is better

Cheers dude

[Justimaginewhatif]

I tried to book a return visit, last time with her was a couple of years ago, could have been a narrow escape if she gone downhill.

Seems like she's moved address aswell, she always offered a shower before and after so that seems to have been cut down as well.

I ended up with a thai punt that was equally as crap, profile went the next day so when i find it I'll do a review.

Sorry to hear that dude.

[Justimaginewhatif]

This is the point where you walk. And now need to learn to walk. Unfortunately I've never experienced the spiral stair and dog combination. But I may add when faced with the threat of a dog, just try to keep calm.
This is the Romanian equivalent of 'come now baby'. For me it's a massive turn off.

I'm learning mate and next time I absolutely will walk if not attracted. The dog was a small thing, absolutely harmless and didn't see it again after walking into the venue which makes me wonder where it went actually.

[Justimaginewhatif]

Had her on my list but removed her, am glad I did after reading this. Thanks for the review

A pleasure mate, hate seeing lads ripped off so wanted to share the experience.

[Justimaginewhatif]

Unless that's changed as well the dog was placid and small.

The dog was small mate, can't remember the name of the breed but they're very popular at the moment.

[Straightsix]

Unless that's changed as well the dog was placid and small.

If your bolloxs fit its jaws then it's a danger....😆

[guymids-72]

The dog was small mate, can't remember the name of the breed but they're very popular at the moment.

So glad she didn't reply to my texts a few weeks ago when her green light was on and mini me was up and ready

[Justimaginewhatif]

So glad she didn't reply to my texts a few weeks ago when her green light was on and mini me was up and ready

Bullet dodged IMO mate, the struggle continues........

[mozzola]

She's evidently gone downhill recently. Saw her a few years ago on the Hagley Road Brum, opposite the casino and was decent punt.


THe dog is a french bulldog or a snuffly bastard.

[Ass the man]

Its a pug

[alabama1]

Its a pug

Don't you think it's a little indiscreet actually naming the breed of dog that she has. It is of no benefit to us, and could "out" the wg. 

[kiwi_chris]

Thank you for this, was planning on giving her a go based on previous reviews. Definetly wont be now, the shit thing is vile! Saved me some cash there mate.

I’m really sorry to hear that you’ve had a bad experience, but I’m wondering if there’s a problem here - Elisha is definitely mixed race and not black and the dog isn’t a pug - now I’m guessing that you might not be a vet, and small dogs can look alike - but I am wondering if there’s been a mix up here… I’m not trying to be all ‘fan boy’ but in three years of seeing her I’ve never had any issues like those you describe. 

In any case, an experience such as that you describe would be horrible, but from my experience and that of everyone else on here that’s reviewed Elisha’s service it seems as though something is off.

Is it possible that someone got hold of her profile?  Wouldn’t normally ask, but the whole ethnicity thing certainly has me wondering.

[Justimaginewhatif]

I know exactly who I saw and yes you do sound like a fanboy imho there's a reason you seem to keep going back.

The breed of the mutt might be wrong for arguments sakes but it was a small dog that I thought looked like a pug, I doubt all vets could positively ID every single breed of dog on the planet.

Her bedrooms on the front of the property on the side of the busy High St and the flat absolutely stunk of weed. She kept moaning about the tenants residing above her flat and the noise they make, she was even specific about their ethnicity. I could go on....

Looks are subjective, my idea of a mixed race girl/lady clearly differs from yours.

I find you questioning the integrity of my review quite offensive so have tried to remain measured in my reply.

[alabama1]

No one cares about your bickering.. A grand total of 4 reviews between you both in 12 years will not hold much weight on here.

[Justimaginewhatif]

I’m really sorry to hear that you’ve had a bad experience, but I’m wondering if there’s a problem here - Elisha is definitely mixed race and not black and the dog isn’t a pug - now I’m guessing that you might not be a vet, and small dogs can look alike - but I am wondering if there’s been a mix up here… I’m not trying to be all ‘fan boy’ but in three years of seeing her I’ve never had any issues like those you describe. 

In any case, an experience such as that you describe would be horrible, but from my experience and that of everyone else on here that’s reviewed Elisha’s service it seems as though something is off.

Is it possible that someone got hold of her profile?  Wouldn’t normally ask, but the whole ethnicity thing certainly has me wondering.

The good lord really does work in the most mysterious of ways, read a very interesting story which happened to appear in multiple publications released today 3/2/2022, which had a very familiar face in it.

Dear oh Dear....

[Nightingale]

That’s intriguing

[pbrown355]

JIWI,
Very cryptic. Can you spell it out for those of us who missed your point?
Thanks

[Justimaginewhatif]

I'd be accused of 'outing' lads if i was to elaborate and probably get banned.

If this kiwi is a genuine punter which I doubt, they will know exactly what I'm referring to.

[Bigmike1658]

I think I know what you’re referring to. Is it outting if it’s about criminal activity in a news article?

[daviemac]

I think I know what you’re referring to. Is it outting if it’s about criminal activity in a news article?

If the 'criminal activity' has anything to do with prostitution, her being an escort and it reveals her as an escort with her escort name then a link to the news article can be posted. If it's anything else then it can't.

[karmapoliceman]

If the 'criminal activity' has anything to do with prostitution, her being an escort and it reveals her as an escort with her escort name then a link to the news article can be posted. If it's anything else then it can't.

That's very clear, thanks - there's no grounds for posting a link in this instance. Hopefully some carefully considered detail relating to the article referred to will be considered acceptable though, as I think it might be of interest to the users of this forum.

 Personally I would think twice about visiting a service provider if I thought that my approach to the property was potentially being recorded by neighbours who have a long standing grievance against, and score to settle with the lady I'm considering visiting. For that reason she's gone from my hotlist - I don't fancy explaining to the Mrs why I'm featuring on some YouTube punters video posted by an outraged neighbour.

[Shplurgh]

Useful info, thanks. Off the HL.

Profile has gone anyway.

[daviemac]

That's very clear, thanks - there's no grounds for posting a link in this instance. Hopefully some carefully considered detail relating to the article referred to will be considered acceptable though, as I think it might be of interest to the users of this forum.

 Personally I would think twice about visiting a service provider if I thought that my approach to the property was potentially being recorded by neighbours who have a long standing grievance against, and score to settle with the lady I'm considering visiting. For that reason she's gone from my hotlist - I don't fancy explaining to the Mrs why I'm featuring on some YouTube punters video posted by an outraged neighbour.

Yes it was very clear so I don't know why you would think it alright to describe what the offence was, that is no different to posting the link.

By all means point out that the neighbour has CCTV and the said neighbour might not like an escort living next door so punters should be wary when approaching.