40 for 15 mins
Comms we’re good beforehand, I just wanted the good old blow n go. She did the classic not answering the phone for 5 minutes when I said I was outside the hotel on Angel Street. During this time there was a girl smoking a joint to the side of the building.
I got the “I’m coming text” and you guessed it- surprise surprise, it was the same girl smoking a joint 🚩
She looked pretty good, slim, tattoo’s, petite figure. Not as great as in the pictures but that’s what you get when you’re shopping for pu$$y on viva$treet.
Entered into the elevator and she hits me with the next red flag, “only Hungary no Engliiiise” 🚩
Like the sucker I am / I rolled with it.
Enter the hotel room. Buckets of KFC on the side, clothes scattered around the room which smelled like Bob Marley’s armpit 🚩
I got undressed & ready to rock. She puts on some music and gives me a cheeky dance which I’m down with. Rubber goes on and she starts giving it a stroke. Already I can feel her working against me :/ .
Next she stops immediately to have a dance in the mirror like a stoned tinkerbell.
Okaaaaay.
She comes back to it, puts it in her mouth one time and says “okay finish”
Haha, good one.
I told her “are you mad, we’ve only just got started”
There’s a back and forth in broken English. Which ends with me telling her “Give me money back”
Ended up going on Google translate and translated “Refund now”
She still wasn’t having it trying to tell me about “I call boss”
At this point I got dressed, grabbed her bag where she put the money, took my money and got out of there rapid.
Shortly after I receive a call from the same number, I assume this is the Boss. He speaks decent English and asked what happened. I explained what went down and told him he’s lucky I don’t grass them up to the hotel.
Boss is heavily apologetic and we end the call there.
0/10
Could’ve gone better.
I’ve been swindled too many times by these Eastern European’s and I’ve had enough of it. I’m making a stand against these fraudsters tryna not deliver an honest service.
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