Slough: Massage by Miriam

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Location: Slough. Apartment building close to the station
Booking: Mid Jan 2022. 1 hour incall
Fees: £100 (Originally agreed 120 including OWO but SP said not possible. I should have walked then  )
Comms: called on the day and Miriam told me that she is with a customer and to send text instead. I received a text from her within 2 minutes without having to send the first message. It came with a post code saying please confirm time and duration. All subsequent comms by text where I confirmed what I wanted. Not sure if SP handles comms herself and has language issues or a maid does but SP was not clear about services agreed on text.
Girl: It is the girl in the pictures but with flattering and deceiving angles, to the point that for me it may as well not have been. Profile age says 29, but I think she is mid 30's. Body is slim but not in a good way. Tits were saggy. B may be accurate, but no life in them.
Meeting: I reached the street and sent a text saying I am here. Received a call to tell me which building. Was asked to call when I am at the entrance. Upon calling she said I will text you apartment number. Not sure why she couldn't just tell me on the phone. I was waiting for about 5 minutes for text to come. A family came out in that time and the guy was looking in my direction. I felt a bit out of place but just busied myself with my phone. Finally the text came and in I went. It a great start.
Greeted by the magic door which revealed Miriam in a robe. Facially looked like the profile so I proceeded. Asked me to leave shoes at the door and we went to the room. Room itself was small with a bed and a massage table. She reconfirmed duration, I paid the agreed fees which she counted and then gave me £20 back. I said 120 includes fees for OWO, but she said not possible pointing painfully at her mouth. I thought she may have some injury or problem, but let it go and decided to just take the massage.
She then gave me a towel and asked me to take a shower. Towel was clean. Bathroom was clean and functional. Hot water OK, but shower hose had some holes in it so loss of pressure. Finished up and returned to the room.
Got on the table and massage began. It was too soft and lackluster. I asked Miriam to apply some pressure, at which point she revealed in broken English that only this massage. All her profile about Swedish, deep tissue etc is just BS. She did say if you dont like we can reduce to 30 minutes booking. I should have left then but figured that I will still be down 70 quid so better to get the session over with and get some relief.  it was a day of poor choices
As the massage progressed, Miriam came close to my head. This is when I noticed her breath and nearly fainted. It was overly, sickly sweet. Like something was decaying. For some time I tried to ignore it, but the randomness of massage and the poor technique of the HJ, along with that killer breath and soulless service of the SP were just a complete buzzkill. I stopped her well before my time, got my kit on and left. I was out on the street in less than 40 minutes, with a completely ruined mood and I think it will be a while before I come back to mongering. One thing is for sure. I have tried to punt Polish girls 2 times. Both have been a massive let down. Never a Pole again.