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For those that know Finlandia, you will know it is not the most luxurious of venues. the place is a bit tired and the ladies tend to be on the mature side.
Went one Monday a few weeks back. Greeted by a size 14 EE lady probably late 40's. Asked for 30 minutes (£25). Asked if I had been before and replied in the positive. Asked for my name which I gave. However, no mobile or other track and trace stuff requested. Was led to the room where I started to get undressed. within seconds another lady (I think she said her name was Karina walked in). Karina must be 55, EE a size 12, Long hair dyed platinum blonde with really badly done bolt ons which look due for replacement. Karina is not a great looker (reminded me of Lily Savage).
I hoped on the bed and Karina instantly took her dress off revealing her afore mentioned bolt ons and a g string. Karina started massaging me and throwing out multiple complements about my body. I am sure this is part of her routine as I definitely did not deserve the adoration.
Around 10 mins in Karina offered B2B. I asked if she did sex (not sure why, Karina was not my type). She said she had never done this before as her normal clients tend to be on the older side. She agreed,I asked how much?, she said she did not know. I offered £40 and she agreed. She asked if I had a condom (as she did not normally offer FS, she did not need to keep any). I said I did not. At this point she said she could get some from the other girl. She started kissing me (LFK) and licking my body. Got me hard with OWO. Then she suddenly produced a rubber from her dress (some bull shit about it being her friends uniform).
More kissing and OWO before slipping on the rubber and into cowgirl. Fit lady and was able to ride me well. Spoilt the climax by stopping as she thought I had already come. Told her to keep going until I finally came.
Offered a shower which I accepted. The shower is at the back meaning you have to walk from the room to the area where they have a sauna. Not the most private of areas. Karina was already with her next client when I started my shower so she did not shower between customers.
The neutral is not down the the venue, I knew what it was like before I entered or Karina's enthusiasm. The issue was I just did not fancy her. I was on a time limit so Finlandia was my only option and once committed would not have time to go else where.
In Summary:
Venue - 4/10. Grotty but okay for a quick massage with HE (or more)
Girl - 4/10. Described above. When I reflect on the experience I wonder what I was thinking
Value - 8/10. £65 is good for Massage and FS IMHO
Overall 6/10. Felt a bit dirty afterwards, however, at only £65 was not too much out of pocket.
Would I return. Probably when no other option and in need of getting my balls drained.
