Link: External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Incall, Marylebone (5-10 minutes from Marylebone Station)
Price: £100 (1 hour) for erotic body massage + £20 for sex.
In the interests of objectivity, I should preface this by stating that others may well deem my experiences to be more fitting of a neutral or negative review. Previous accounts of meets with Alena, largely written prior to her pregnancy, are very mixed, and it was this unique aspect of the punt which coloured it as a positive for me. Seeing a pregnant girl, whilst undoubtedly not an ambition for everyone, has long been that one I have always dreamed about.
ArrangementsI was visiting London for several days, and had been looking at Alena's profile for several weeks prior to this. She appears to work most days, and is always listed as available. I texted her in the morning and she replied around an hour later with her postcode, confirming a slot for lunchtime and that I was able to have a shower on arrival as requested. Subsequent communications were good, and her property was a simple 5-10 minute walk from Marylebone Station. I was buzzed in a few minutes after texting upon arrival.
The meetMy initial impressions were that the many photos of Alena are entirely accurate. She is beautiful, with mesmerising green eyes, and although she has clearly had work done (breasts and lips), it is tasteful. Her age isn't listed, but I suspect she is in her early thirties. She greeted me in a leather outfit covering her bump, and had clearly made a good effort with her appearance. I handed over the money, which she took to another room, whilst I went for a quick shower.
When I returned, she was on all fours on the bed. I requested a massage, which was delivered very nicely with a cream. I then asked to return the favour, and she was receptive to this; she laid on her side, and then on her back while I massaged her.
After this, I asked to go down on her, the view of which was quite something. Hygiene was excellent. She got very wet and was appreciative without punctuating the experience with excessive moans. At this point in the meeting, the phone began to present itself as a bit of an issue - she is clearly busy, and was texting at several points over the hour, which was something of a distraction. However, she was apologetic for this, and was friendly company and conversation at this stage nonetheless.
We moved on to sex, and she applied the condom with her mouth. She was perfectly happy to begin on top, and similarly so to be very intimate with me, cuddling up and kissing me on the lips (although DFK doesn't appear to be on offer), while taking slow, deep strokes. The feeling of her bump against me was like nothing I had experienced before, and I was in absolute ecstasy. On to missionary to finish, and - now staying clear of the bump as though my life depended on it - I pounded her much harder before finishing inside her. I was shaking afterwards, it was an intense experience that was even better than I could have imagined!
Alena then went to freshen up, at which point, we were about at the half hour mark. This is where things deteriorated somewhat. She was ostensibly preparing for the next customer with a thorough shower, which - whilst reassuring for me on some level, took up a good ten minutes of the meeting. Upon return, she was much more aloof, preoccupied with the phone and unwilling to make a lot of conversation. I asked for another massage to finish. I went to get dressed a few minutes earlier, which she appreciated, telling me that she had another booking immediately afterwards.
I thanked her when leaving, and received a friendly smile and a kiss. Looking over my shoulder half way up the road, I saw the next customer arriving, ostensibly for additional services from the menu; the arrangements for which I had inadvertently caught sight of on Alena's phone over her shoulder.
ConclusionThe meeting involved me parting with £120 for a truly unique experience that I haven't stopped thinking about. My host was also beautiful, Moldovan (that helps immensely, if you are me

) and pleasant company (for the key parts of the meeting).
The negatives? In the main, these go without saying. Alena is busy with bookings and easily distracted, which translate into that aloofness and a perceived lack of professionalism at times. As mentioned before, the positives far outweighed these for me, and I also contextualised with the price, but I have no doubt that others would have far less patience.
On a different note, and without wishing to strike a moral tone, I think it is worthy of note that actually visiting a pregnant sex worker leaves one with the realisation of what a decidedly odd situation this is. I don't profess to know the specifics of the situation, and nor is it my business to - but I don't deny my mind lingering on it somewhat on the way home.
In one word, and without ultimately professing objectivity, how was the meeting for me? Indescribable. Ambition fulfilled. Or something.
