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External Link/Members OnlyThe Cost£70 for 30 minutes in theory
BookingSwapped a couple of texts time and place sorted directions given no problem
Location Basic flat clean enough just south of Derby city centre
The girlMilf / gilf 50's somewhere I guess attractive enough nice fake tits
The main eventThe first alarm bell rang when I called to get the exact flat number and she sounded slightly off on the
phone but not bad enough to abort so in I went. When she opened the door and started talking
I thought oh crap she sounds like a guy I work with, yes guy, serious smokers voice and very off-putting.
She took the money and wandered off and I went into the room and started undressing she then came back and said ok
can we get the paperwork out of the way more alarm bells I told her I already gave you £70 she said did you? And wandered
off coming back a couple of minutes later with oh you did. By this point I'm pretty sure she was drunk or at least on the way
She then proceeded to give me a god awful blowjob with me barely 25% erect started with "are you going to come for me?"
managed to get it mostly up and tried sex in a couple of positions but after 10 minutes or so thought screw this knocked
one out over her tits with my eyes closed thinking of someone anyone else dressed and left as fast as my legs would carry me.
I figure out of the car to back in again was no more than 20 minutes.
OverallDefinitely coming under the heading of oh god what was I thinking live and learn I guess new isn't always good especially when
there's someone worlds better less than a mile away. Recommend no return hell no.
And what am I going to say to the guy I work with Monday morning when he talks to me and I get a seriously wrong image in my head?
