Helen / HOD - Victoria. / Pimlico

[Joemanjoe]

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Meeting happened in late November 2021.

Decided to go for Helen as her figure looked amazing, especially those large natural tits. Went for 30 mins at £80. Got there and was let in by Helen, seemed like no one else was working that day. Had a shower and got down to business.

Looks

Helen's body is hot and in shape, like her pics on the website. Tits are lovely and a nice arse and legs as well. She's not got washboard abs or anything but she's very trim and in shape. Facially she's not stunning but nice enough, more a cute sort of look like an average girl you'd see in the street but certainly pleasant and her body is the main thing.

Started off with some kissing which was decent but not really deep or intense. I then sucked her tits for a while which she didn't mind at all. Then went down on her for a bit and her pussy was lovely, looked beautiful and pink and tasted fresh too. She made some light moans but she didn't really get off on it. After that had OWO which again was good but not great. I mainly use oral to get me hard anyway. So then we fucked in a few positions, first her on top. She tended to grind on me more than bounce but I was happy with her lovely tits in my face. After a few minutes she asked if I wanted to change so we fucked in mish for a bit, kissing her now and then. Then went for doggy and gave her a good pounding but decided to finish up in miss and fucked her til I came.

Overall she was fairly passive but pleasant enough and willing to do what I wanted with a friendly attitude. Chatted a bit as I got dressed though she is a quiet sort of person. I don't think more than 30 mins would be worth it as I think it could be a bit awkward between rounds as she is a bit quiet but I could be wrong. Overall was a positive, not an amazingly passionate punt but a nice fuck with a beautiful and friendly girl

[anonymouse72]

She seems to have a mixed bag of reviews and I'm sure it's documented elsewhere that her tits are actually enhanced. Good to hear it worked out well for you.

[bedhedred]

She looks good in these shots. I've been tempted, but there is a continuing theme about her being passive and tentative with the services.

Links to other reviews here.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=318088.0

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?msg=3366799

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[MysteryManNo.7]

Glad you had a good time but as others have said her reviews are mixed at best and I can attest from my hour with her a few years back her breasts are fakes (noticed surgery scars underneath them when I went down on her and they sort of 'stood up' when she was flat on her back) and she was very passive and lazy until I made her orgasm.

I honestly think she does not want to be there. Classic case of loves the money but can't be bothered to put in the effort to earn it convincingly.

I'm sure on a good day she's decent but from my own personal experience with her and the many others who have also had crap experiences with her she's not worth the risk.

[Joemanjoe]

Really felt her breasts were natural so thats a surprise to hear they're not. I can only think they've only been slightly enhanced as the feel very natural to me.

It wasn't a stand out punt, but she was pleasant enough if a bit passive. Maybe I got her on a good day

[jasonbourne]

met her in the lounge once at older HOD and even in jeans you could tell her body was amazing. glad you had a good time

[MysteryManNo.7]

From what I recall she had a fantastic body but was let down by her complete passivity and feeling that she just doesn't like the job (just the money).

Hilarious thing is right after she got her first negative review she wrote an impassioned blog post apologising to the client and offering him a discount for a future visit basically explaining that she felt escorts weren't allowed to have off days etc and from reading it her explanation was to be fair quite reasonable however it was clearly all just meaningless bluster as since she wrote that she has attracted no end of negative or neutral reviews on here and on %%% all citing her passivity and total lack of any enthusiasm.

[Joemanjoe]

met her in the lounge once at older HOD and even in jeans you could tell her body was amazing. glad you had a good time

Thanks, probably wouldn't go back but I don't regret the punt

[Joemanjoe]

From what I recall she had a fantastic body but was let down by her complete passivity and feeling that she just doesn't like the job (just the money).

Hilarious thing is right after she got her first negative review she wrote an impassioned blog post apologising to the client and offering him a discount for a future visit basically explaining that she felt escorts weren't allowed to have off days etc and from reading it her explanation was to be fair quite reasonable however it was clearly all just meaningless bluster as since she wrote that she has attracted no end of negative or neutral reviews on here and on %%% all citing her passivity and total lack of any enthusiasm.

Yeah if the negatives outweigh the positives that says it all . Definitely on the low side of positive, but couldn't say she actually did anything wrong, she was just not making much more than minimum effort. I am a sucker for a great pair of tits (pun intended) though. I really need to find a girl with cracking tits and a good service

[l4at]

Love a redhead so a shame to hear that she’s subpar.

[Jedi123]

Really felt her breasts were natural so thats a surprise to hear they're not. I can only think they've only been slightly enhanced as the feel very natural to me.

It wasn't a stand out punt, but she was pleasant enough if a bit passive. Maybe I got her on a good day

Im surprised you didn't notice she's got fake boobs.

I saw her a year ago. Im not a big fan of "enhanced breasts".
But she does have a good body, great legs and quite slim. Completely Fluent in English too.
Was a good session but not an amazing one though.