The 2026/27 Football Season

[Jumping Jack Flash]

It really does show the gulf between the Championship and the Premier league. Last season we pissed the Championship by 11 points, top goal scorers and fewest goals conceeded. Leeds and Sunderland proved last season it's posdible to stay up if you invest in the team wisely. Unfortunately Coventry haven't. We are going to struggle to beat Derby County's all time low of 11 ponts. Maybe getting relegated and bouncing back stronger like Ipswich have is the way to go. Whether or not Lampard will still be in charge is another question 
Another thing is Coventry are a single owner club not a consortium so £120 million is a hell of a lot of money for a club like Coventry to spend. We have a team full of players with none or little Premier league experience but our signings are exactly the same.

You need a couple of players with PL experience to give yourselves even a fighting chance at staying up.

The likes of Brentford, Brighton and Bournemouth have a fantastic business model, they unearth potential gems play them for a couple of seasons before selling them at huge profit. Without external investment Coventry need to follow a similar model, although it may already be too late to save this season.

[TomTank]

The fact is he can't play for another academy if Man U don't release his registration.

That won't stop his dad causing enough trouble to make it difficult for United to keep him.

Plus he turns 16 on October 6, which means foreign clubs can get him for £300k and United can't use an academy registration to block a legal international transfer under FIFA rules.

[TomTank]

Brighton's favourite away ground now I'd imagine. Utd were woeful ... but you could see it coming, no intensity whatsoever ...

Massive lack of leadership at all levels at United:

The owners - disgusting people, all your Christmases in one for the ABU Nation
Berrada - useless
Wilcox - uselesss
Carrick - too soft and gormless
Holland - too soft, no wonder Ben White hates him
Bruno - nowhere near captain leadership material

I called this weeks ago, Carrick welcoming Rashford back in was a big red flag

[webpunter]

Massive lack of leadership at all levels at United:

The owners - disgusting people, all your Christmases in one for the ABU Nation
Berrada - useless
Wilcox - uselesss
Carrick - too soft and gormless
Holland - too soft, no wonder Ben White hates him
Bruno - nowhere near captain leadership material

I called this weeks ago, Carrick welcoming Rashford back in was a big red flag

Well observed 
There was also the useless untrustworthy twat Dan Ashworth who spent more time on garden leave than he did in the job
StJP mightily pleased £3m which headed their way  thank you

To prove how useless the 57 old farts in the FA are they appointed him as their Chief Football Officer 
57OF actually references the RFU same analogy at Wembley its old farts & blazers

[webpunter]

On Talk Sport they mentioned that Carrick was seen fiddling on his iPad
Reminds me of their previous manager
That match went really well 

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[webpunter]

I don't think we'll be seeing @shed for a while 

[Private Parts]

Will we see a competition between Spursey and Carrick's misfits for this season's highest number of returned shirts to the club shop?
Embarrassing 

[shaft10]

I called this weeks ago, Carrick welcoming Rashford back in was a big red flag

Don't disagree with you on this point, I think the complete lack of interest in him from any other club, home or abroad (given that everyone knew they could get him on the cheap) says it all...

[Iamforreal]

Embarrassing display 2nd half from Man United, Brighton are a good team, fair play to them.
Hopefully things turn for the better even though it doesn't look like that now.
Glazers and Ineos should just sell the club.

About that 15 year old cunt, he can fuck off with his father, however shit the team is now, the academy was always one of the best, for decades we have players from the academy in the squad at every match, no other team holds this record.
There is no guarantee that he will be a top player, especially with that attitude.

[webpunter]

Glazers and Ineos should just sell the club.

Not unsurprising TalkSport have had commentary on Utd

Mentioning the Glazers why would they want to sell they generate huge amounts for themselves year in year out ?
With zero effort
Leave as is unless a knockout offer is made

When JR Ewing made his bid for 25% there was a Saudi full offer no debt for the whole club
The Glazers binned it & its not hard to work out that they figured that their 75% would rise in value

JR & his team are in charge of on field matters & other stuff [like firing dinner ladies]
& they display such prowess in other sports that they are involved in 
Utd have somehow found themselves a billionaire who is [relatively] skint

With the majority owners presenting as cunts albeit shrewd ones only interested in £$€ its never going to work

Fellow UKPers if you have kids & when they were younger would you let them stay over with this individual ⬇️ ?
I certainly wouldn't IMO he presents as a mid west nut job

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[john122350]

the Hollywood co-owners released a video about their new shirt sponsor Firefox 

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[Stevelondon]

Well done Bournemouth and Crystal Palace tonight.

Hard luck Celtic……….. again. 🤷🏼

I know it’s easy to take the piss out of Celtic in European competition. But you can’t take something away from them. They’ve feckin won it once. 👍🏻

[webpunter]

the Hollywood co-owners released a video about their new shirt sponsor Firefox 

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Brilliant
Though they missed a beat
They should have mentioned Derby 

[webpunter]

You need a couple of players with PL experience to give yourselves even a fighting chance at staying up.

The likes of Brentford, Brighton and Bournemouth have a fantastic business model, they unearth potential gems play them for a couple of seasons before selling them at huge profit. Without external investment Coventry need to follow a similar model, although it may already be too late to save this season.

Thats a good call PL experience 

Don't forget a manager
Like Potter was face bothered huge pay-off reported to be around £13mill
& returns to Sweden where he was a successful club manager to manage the national team on £1/2mill a year [part time] & off to the US for the WC
His missus is a blondie [looks the part in sweden] milf who was doing a pilates business in Brighton, flexible tastic 
Harry has done well 

[john122350]

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[timsussex]

6 players based outside UK surely a record ?

[Blackpool Rock]

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A few changes and a couple of notable absentees from the WC get recalled Cole Palmer and Trent AA but Harry Maguire not back in the fold, i'm wondering if Tuchel deems him too old to be in the squad for Euro 28 finals or whether it's more down to his poor reaction at being dropped from the WC 

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[daviemac]

Hull are 4 to 1 to beat Newcastle tomorrow, it pains me to say it but with the way we're playing and the injuries we have . . . . . . . . . .

As an aside what were Oxford United thinking producing a clothing range with "United 93" on the back. Total lack of judgement on somebody's behalf.

[alftupper]

the academy was always one of the best, for decades we have players from the academy in the squad at every match, no other team holds this record.

Man U's run began in October 1937, Nottingham Forest's run of an academy player in the matchday squad started in October 1941, so "no other team holds this record", is true, but not unique.

[mr.bluesky]

Hull are 4 to 1 to beat Newcastle tomorrow, it pains me to say it but with the way we're playing and the injuries we have . . . . . . . . . .

As an aside what were Oxford United thinking producing a clothing range with "United 93" on the back. Total lack of judgement on somebody's behalf.

Hull will be a difficult team to beat ,they are well organised at the back, soak up a lot of pressure then will counter attack as Coventry found out when we played them

[webpunter]

As an aside what were Oxford United thinking producing a clothing range with "United 93" on the back. Total lack of judgement on somebody's behalf.

You can't make it up
There'll have been various teams marketing design production [who supposedly know what they are doing in their jobs] & the higher ups at the club will want to give this the final sign off
I'm staggered that not one person thought wait a minute ...  :rolleyes [it took me like two secs for the penny to drop]
They'll be rolling out bollocks like this is a collective failure [it certainly is tell us something we don't know] & we'll learn from this [no you wont you clueless fucktards]
It'll have cost the club a bundle 
I reck they'll let the dust settle then ease them out through the club shop so as to try & recover some money

[webpunter]

Hull are 4 to 1 to beat Newcastle tomorrow, it pains me to say it but with the way we're playing and the injuries we have . . . . . . . . . .

Other than for Monday its been 5 matches 3 wins & 2 draws which is fine start of a season new manager & new players to gel type stuff
All teams implode on a match especially away at some point
[Spurs excluded as you can't see any difference between the performances & DZ is clutching at straws with +ve comments]
Me thinks the manager will have stuck a rocket right up the players & will again for tomorrow's match
At home 8-13 odds me thinks that Newcastle will pop Hull's [well deserved] balloon & turn em right over
You would like to think that after Monday the players will be right on it
 

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Spurs have spent over £300m on this ‘assemblage of fetid horse meat’

This article is a demolition job some quality commentary

That so many turned up to watch this headless rubbish is testament to the quality of the Premier League marketing
Getting us to pay money to witness that rubbish time after time is nothing short of remarkable.

IMO DZ is using up his brownie points somehow keeping Spurs up at a rapid rate of knots & he'll be nearly out of these
If another dismal display tomorrow & Villa take Spurs apart he could be gone by the end of the international break
I dont want him to get fired its another Amorim situation you want him to get a few results & stay in the chair rinse & repeat being shite

After circling the drain two seasons on the bounce they might just go down the plug hole
Which would be hilarious & after having spent fuckloads on players who are crap they'll take a spanking on SCR trying to move them 
Some boxing fights & concerts won't be enuf to stop the club imploding financially

[daviemac]

Other than for Monday its been 5 matches 3 wins & 2 draws which is fine start of a season new manager & new players to gel type stuff
All teams implode on a match especially away at some point
[Spurs excluded as you can't see any difference between the performances & DZ is clutching at straws with +ve comments]
Me thinks the manager will have stuck a rocket right up the players & will again for tomorrow's match
At home 8-13 odds me thinks that Newcastle will pop Hull's [well deserved] balloon & turn em right over
You would like to think that after Monday the players will be right on it 

April 2023 Villa 3 N/cle 0 next game Toon 6 Spurs 1 so here's hoping.   

[daviemac]

Hull will be a difficult team to beat ,they are well organised at the back, soak up a lot of pressure then will counter attack as Coventry found out when we played them

Aye Hull's got the same won 2 drawn 2 as Leeds and look what happened when we played them. 

[john122350]

London's Metropolitan Police will deploy TRIPLE the amount number of police officers for the West Ham vs Millwall derby match. This is due to the tense presence of hooligans from both teams. It's the first time this match is happening in 14 YEARS.
Normally, Championship matches have only 60-150 police officers. This match will have 400. A huge part of South West London has also been covered by a dispersal order for this match
This has all been put into place due to fears of fan violence, reports thelondonstandard.

[Blackpool Rock]

Over half a Billion spent but only 3 points and 1 league goal, not just 1 team but 2 Villa and Spurs

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[WARSZAWA16]

London's Metropolitan Police will deploy TRIPLE the amount number of police officers for the West Ham vs Millwall derby match. This is due to the tense presence of hooligans from both teams. It's the first time this match is happening in 14 YEARS.
Normally, Championship matches have only 60-150 police officers. This match will have 400. A huge part of South West London has also been covered by a dispersal order for this match
This has all been put into place due to fears of fan violence, reports thelondonstandard.

Oh dear! Millwall's ground is very much in Sarf East London me ol' China. 

[timsussex]

Dream start for the Toon  2 nil after 7 minutes
But my God that bench looks thin
Hopefully a few more fit after the international break

[mr.bluesky]

Oh dear! Millwall's ground is very much in Sarf East London me ol' China. 

Talk about a game of two halves. Millwall 2-0 up at half time and looked to be cruising then "Ammers" fight back to draw 2-2
Don't know if there was any crowd trouble before or after the game obviously a big police presence there

[Blackpool Rock]

Over half a Billion spent but only 3 points and 1 league goal, not just 1 team but 2 Villa and Spurs

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Well logically this should have finished 0-0 or a 1-0 win for someone but for 2 teams who have struggled to score it was a 3-2 goal fest 

[Blackpool Rock]

Dream start for the Toon  2 nil after 7 minutes
But my God that bench looks thin
Hopefully a few more fit after the international break

2-1 now with about 12 minutes to go, Hull pressing but risking getting caught on the break

[Blackpool Rock]

Arsenal 3-0 down and apparently Brighton looking good for their lead, means Man City are now top without kicking a ball on GD

[Blackpool Rock]

Well i'm guessing Mr Bluesky is celebrating with a few beers tonight rather than drowning his sorrows 

[timsussex]

Well i'm guessing Mr Bluesky is celebrating with a few beers tonight rather than drowning his sorrows 

All we need now is a win for Fulham to get the perfect weekend and Spurs bottom

[mr.bluesky]

Well i'm guessing Mr Bluesky is celebrating with a few beers tonight rather than drowning his sorrows 

Big win, we needed that  yes, a few beers will be sunk this weekend 

[Charliehutton]

yes, a few beers will be sunk this weekend 

Hope you enjoyed them, Mr B! Those of us at the other end of the M69 celebrated our team clinging on to grab a point in a League One encounter against an eighteenth place Barnsley side reduced to ten men - Barnsley, that is, not us -  after twenty five minutes.

[mr.bluesky]

Hope you enjoyed them, Mr B! Those of us at the other end of the M69 celebrated our team clinging on to grab a point in a League One encounter against an eighteenth place Barnsley side reduced to ten men - Barnsley, that is, not us -  after twenty five minutes.

Honestly expected your boys to piss league one and bounce back to the Championship at the first attempt . What on earth is going on