This happened before Xmas, late morning. £50 plus £10 extra for OWO which was budgeted for.
External Link/Members OnlyAs a punter who generally avoided the parlours in my younger days due to the fear of bumping into another human being and shitting myself that it might be my Uncle Steve or Durex Jeff from the barbers, I'm becoming a bit of an afficionado of the shag palaces. Given the ridiculous prices of the independent scene, coupled with the fact I'm yet to have a bad punt there, Ladybirds is currently my go-to gaff for a pump pump squirt.
Eager to get a punt in pre-lunch so I can concentrate on the rest of the day I begin tapping 'Ladybirds' into my phone's browser. I get as far as the letter 'L' and Google recognises what skullduggery is afoot and dutifully prompts the aforementioned hump house. (Fuck me is that really the only website I ever visit that starts with an 'L'?) I have a little check as to who's on and it's only either Molly and Ellie who are available. Now, she might be for some punters and no disrespect to you if this is the case, but Ellie is not one for me. She looks like she's well used to the wrong end of a crack pipe and complains audibly when you walk up the stairs if you're not there to see her. With my odds of a decent punt slashed I decide to put in a call and book Molly so there's no way of making a bad decision once within those four walls.
However, on arrival I find that one of you fuckers has got there first and is already balls deep. The reception lady apologises for the 'double booking' but I think her words are hollow and think she'd do it again in a heartbeat if some fucker turns up, cash in hand, with or without a booking. Still, I hold firm and decide to sit it out in the waiting room, praying it's not gonna be Uncle Steve who sheepishly scuttles out the door once his load is shot. Mercifully it's not and after almost 30mins watching old epiosdes of Law and Order on 5star in the reception I finally get called in where my patience was rewarded by the sight of Molly who is undeniably fit as fuck. Lovely natural tits, shapely body, incredibly smooth skin, very pretty face, albeit a hint of lip fillers which is not my thing. All in all a 9/10 in terms of looks. She's chatty and we agree the obligatory tenner extra to avoid a sheathed suck.
We get down to the good stuff and she starts by sucking me off which is lovely and causes me to U-Turn sharpish on my anti-lip fillers stance - this is not because I'm generally flakey it's just hard to hold firm to your principals when your cocks down a beautiful woman's throat. Next up, I get my napkin on and start tucking in myself. Giving head is something I've grown to love, especially when gurning to fuck from a bout of decent poppers which really gets me in the mood. Slight concern that she wasn't feeling it - I love to make these girls come and would beaver away for hours given the chance - but I sensed this wasn't gonna happen with the Godess Molly so decide it's time for the fuck. Jizz sock on and it's time to do some pumping where I'm reminded of the pure, unadulterated joy of having sex with an incredibly fit woman. Thank fuck for punting!
Only slight neg re Molly is that she does like to ask what you want a lot during the punt which is lovely and considerate, but for me it does make it slightly perfunctory. Looking back there was a slight mis-communication where she asked whether I wanted to fuck her from behind and I said yes but as long as I can cum via a hand job - my preferred method when it comes to unleashing the slop. She seemed to think this meant I wanted a hand job now and before I could summon any sense from my amyl addled brain, the sheath was off, lube was on and I was squirting all over her amazing tits. In retrospect this reminded me a bit of that scene at the end of Ghostbusters where the ghoul thing asks Dan Ackroyd - 'are you a god?' and he says 'No' so the thing goes mental. Bill Murray then tells DA that in future if anyone ever asks if he's a god, he should say 'YES'. Similarly, the next time I'm asked whether to oblige taking a fit as fuck WG from behind, my answer will always be 'YES'.
All in all a wonderful punt. Only slight negs were the fucking around at the start when I got gazumped by some other horny bastard and Molly's mid punt check ups which impacted the vibe, although these are barely worth mentioning especially given the fact she is unequivocally fit as fuck and I got to slither all over her for 60 quid.
