Author Topic: Glamour 69 - East Markham  (Read 2462 times)


24 review(s) for Glamorous 1 (16 positive, 4 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline bgg111

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£130 For an Hour

Having read the reviews on here i thought i'd give her a go but was also hesitant having read the last review done on her, but it was new years eve and i thought why not.

Gave her a call and arranged over the phone a time to meet her, she text me her postcode and i was on my way, was told to phone when i was nearby. Called her when i got there, was told to park on the drive to the property and was let in, all fine got in and she greeted me with a kiss and was friendly with me, although like others have stated she most definitely isn't the stated 46, i'd peg her closer to mid to late 50's, we got in to the room, payment exchanged and she asked me what i wanted, what i liked, how i liked it, she gave some great OWO and i came in her mouth to finish and for the first half of the hour it went well and had it of only been a 30 minute booking it would have been a positive.

This is when the session went weird, so while i was resting for a second go she said she'd give me a leg massage and like others have said, it's a strange ineffective, but friction burny type massage  :lol:, but then she started talking about all of these weird conspiracy theories she believes, talking absolute none sense but after almost everything she said, she'd say, that's a fact that is, you can look it up! one of the weirdest ones she was saying was that 130,000 children go missing each year in the UK and they were being sold to satanic corporations and celebrities would drink there blood to stay looking young and mcdonalds used humans in there burgers, plenty more bat shit crazy examples she was going on about as well, it somewhat reminded me of someone you'd see in a mental hospital in a movie. So after listening to this shit, their wasn't a chance i'd be hard for a second round, after about 50 minutes in it was apparent it wasn't happening so she started to usher me out and i was more than happy to go a little early..

My advise would be, if you do go and see her keep it short, the services she provided seemed good, but from my experience I got the feeling she's mentally unwell and i wont be visiting her again.

Offline Charlie Chalk

Sounds like a generous Neutral to me! Got you off within 30 mins (good, as long as that’s ok with you) followed by 30 mins of batshit mental conspiracy theories which put you off Pop No. 2 (very bad). Still, your review, your decision but that’s her off my shortlist.

Offline Introvert

If anyone does go, could you ask if the McPersons are vax’d before being made into putties.

Cheers.

Offline Longshot

First half sounded similar to my own experience with her but when the waffling got too much i promptly suggested she turned round and let me play with her arse (even for 60 shes got a cracking little butt).  She was more than keen to go round 2.  Remember its your time, dont allow the hooker to waste it.

Offline bgg111

Sounds like a generous Neutral to me! Got you off within 30 mins (good, as long as that’s ok with you) followed by 30 mins of batshit mental conspiracy theories which put you off Pop No. 2 (very bad). Still, your review, your decision but that’s her off my shortlist.

well for me it was basically, the first half was positive the second half was a negative so i thought i'd average it out at a neutral, but as you say i know it's a generous neutral.

Offline Snagbadjer