Leila-Loves - Fife

[zerto]

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After years of punting the day has finally arrived. My first negative. I normally put a good amount of research into who I go to see and this was no different. Girl had plenty of positives and recent feedback. I don't want to offend the other reviews but specsavers have an offer on just now. Maybe fife is just that bad.

Meet happened last month late evening £80 half hour - flat close to dunfermline center

Girl
Negative from the moment walked in. Hid behind door and what greeted me was a mid 50s women who looked nothing like the photos. Honestly the photos on the website must be at least 10 to 15 years ago. Size 18 to 20 to say the least. Should of walked but was on a tight schedule and decided to bash on. Tits have lost all shape and size. Arse like a burst sandbag.

Service

Offered massage and it was terrible. Literally just sat rubbing back with one hand. Chatting shit about all sorts. Eventually turned over and had condom on for OW before even hard. Started making weird popping noises when trying to get going. No ball play and positioned so couldnt get near anything. Eventually hard and nailed her quickly in mish to get over the line.

Checked on way out only in 20mins.

That bad a punt that i'll be saving up abit more cash from now on and going for these young fuckers at100hh. Sour taste in the mouth to be sure

Would I revisit - Not a chance

[MrSteven]

I started punting over 20 years ago and recall seeing her ad and giving it some consideration - the pics were the same that long ago...

[Marvlus69]

I warned of this horror… fat as fuck.. with no OWO ever.

[zerto]

I warned of this horror… fat as fuck.. with no OWO ever.

Mate i can't see this in your reviews. My research never past the test then! Cheers

[Marvlus69]

Think I commented on someone’s review… she does have some crap reviews.. I always go with recent one.. in last year.. no longer.

[Poopster]

I'm absolutely aware this will look like white-knight bullshit, but it really isn't supposed to be... I have never seen this woman in a punter-escort sense and probably never will, but I just don't get the hatred aimed towards her looks.  I've seen her around quite a bit and find her pretty attractive and definitely not "fat as fuck".  Admittedly, not a slim woman and having only ever seen her clothed she may well look saggier naked but I really think she's a long way from the way she is portrayed on this forum. 

Hey, each to their own, we all have our likes and dislikes and one man's heifer is another man's supermodel.  Variety is the spice of life and all that. 

[Poopster]

To be clear, I have no doubts her service is shite, that's often the reason for touring escorts as opposed to residents.  I'm just commenting on her appearance rather than her escorting abilities.

[zerto]

To be clear, I have no doubts her service is shite, that's often the reason for touring escorts as opposed to residents.  I'm just commenting on her appearance rather than her escorting abilities.

Lads opinion. And your right its in the eye of the beholder.

Poopster totally understand that perspective however if you look back through my reviews all bigger WGs, its normally what I try and go for. This was based on the profile info saying size well below, the catfish photos and the belly that hung over. Understand subjective and i wrote the review pissed off but it was pretty grim. Mind a big coat can hide plenty. Added to the fact it was £80 not vfm, shit service i don't agree.

[jambogaz]

Visited this one a number of years ago in Kirkcaldy.  Found her very nice, pleasant to talk to, but really poor as a punt - mechanical and lifeless would be my description.  Looks-wise I am probably going back a good 10+ years but she was a larger woman but not what I'd call a BBW - more statuesque.  I don't remember too much but I thought she was fairly attractive (on the Kirkcaldy scale). 

[thecrippler]

I nailed what she is back in my 2016 review, and she even had the nerve to dispute my very generous neutral rating!!