External Link/Members OnlyMy first review! This punt was so bad that I had to come and warn you guys about her.
Location: Crappy hotel 10mins walk from Hammersmith
Comms: Replied quickly via text message. Called when I was outside to find me.
Lady: It is the girl in the pictures. However the pictures are very flattering. She's about 5" if that, a tiny little thing all skin and bones, looks very young around 20, small droopy boobs, no ass to speak of.
Services: Agreed that OWO was included in the price via text, when I was in the room I was told that it was an extra £20.
Paid £60 for 30mins
Conclusion: She's on the top floor of the hotel with no lift, no problem for me but maybe not convenient for some of the other members here you'll have to get up about 4 floors of stairs. There were some unfriendly looking EE guys sat outside of the hotel smoking. I passed another EE guy sat on the stairs playing with his phone on the way up the stairs. Her room was tiny I could easily touch both walls if put my arms out width ways, she had junk food and other shit all over the bed. At this point I was thinking what am I doing here. For some reason I hand over the £60 she clears the bed and we strip off. Even after I'm told that OWO is now an extra £20. So many red flags and I didn't walk. She starts off wanking me and it feels like she's trying to pull my dick off of me, then she does some OW which is decent enough to get me hard, she lays down and tells me to get started, I put my dick in but looking down at her I'm just really turned off. Her breath smelled, and after I took my dick out I could also tell that her vaj smelled. At this point I told her to just give me OW. I only wanted to go get a BJ to begin with anyway, that's why I asked about OWO when texting. So she starts tugging on my dick again like she's trying to pull it off and giving me some mediocre OW.
I have not mentioned that during the above, her phone was going off the whole time, she was replying and answering calls. She told the next punter that she would be 5minutes when we were 2minutes into our 30min session.
So I'm laying there and not enjoying myself, we're only about 10minutes into the session and I tell her this isn't going to work. I try to get some of my money back but obviously this doesn't happen. I wet wipe myself get dressed and get out.
This was a terrible experience and I wouldn't recommend it to anybody. I went because it was convenient, cheap and didn't look too bad. I would have had a better time if I had just set my money on fire.
I then went on to have one of the best punts of my life with SexyBeverly - review coming soon.
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