Hi all,
As a stranger in these parts I checked the reviews for massage places ahead of time so thanks to those who have posted reviews.
My visit was a few months back when there was some glorious Scottish weather to be enjoyed. I hadn't called to book, just turned up on spec and knocked on the door. I was asked to come back in about an hour so presumably they were expecting a customer.
After killing some time I returned and was let in. They asked for my name and number for track & trace. Temp scanned with a little gun thing then paperwork sorted at the reception, (£40 for the hour iirc) before the lady (Wan I believe) who with a cheeky grin gave me a gentle ass grab as she led me to the room. No shower offered but I had had one before setting off so fair enough.
As I usually do in places like this, I stripped off completely and lay on the bed. Wan returned and commenced with the massage which was average to be honest. I seem to recall she answered the phone and kept doing a one hand massage a couple of times. That said, she did crack my spine (witgh both hands) which always feels good and there were some cc swipes.
Wan is a talker, sometimes I'm in the mood for that but other times, like this, I was hoping for some peaceful pampering. Anyway, the usual topics came up, have I been before, have I been anywhere else and so on. After about 20 or 30 mins I was flipped over and she gave a little flick of the old man and asked if I wanted him massaging. Of course. I think we started off at £40 but I offered £20 which seemed consistent with other reviews. She was a bit put out and grumbled something I didn't wquite catch but none the less oiled up mini me and got to work. Technique was nothing special, not especially sensual but had the desired outcome. I would have preferred more teasing but hey-ho.
On completing the task in hand she wiped me down and that was pretty much it. I realised what she'd grumbled was along the lines of if you pay less for HE you get shorter time. I was putting my pants back on after about 45min.
Summary
£60 (£40+£20)
Positives: The massage (but I'm being very generous there)
Neutral: Average HE
Negative: Answering the phone mid session
Would I return? Probably not.
