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Saw some recent reviews on here which convinced me this one might be a quality local p&D.
Wrong. Totally awful experience.
Phoned to enquire about services confirmed with her that she definitely did owo and cim for an uplift of an extra tenner on her £60 half hour rate. So £70 in total. Thought this was pretty good VFM in todays current price hikes so it convinced me to book. Confirmed the price and services with her by text just to be sure. She said yes to everything. Booked a time slot of just before 9pm. Arrived at the address. Was a bitterly cold night - was asked to wait ten minutes as she was ‘busy’.
WTF?... there was nowhere to go to keep warm other than some lacklustre looking cafes so in the end went back the way I came, five mins down the road to nurse a half pint in the nearest pub till she was ready. Luckily I came by bike!
In the end ten minutes turned into 20 - thank god I was in the pub or I would have been furious by the point she eventually told me to come back to meet her. Was asked to wait outside a supermarket and noticed an arm waving at me from a door about 100 yards way.
The girl wasn’t as pretty as I was hoping for based on reviews but not totally ugly either - Id probably score her a 5/10
Went in. Flat was actually quite nice and modern inside. Went through services and price again and what do you know - the extra for owo and CIM has mysteriously risen to £30. So £100 for half an hour! After having waited for 20 minutes to now be given this bullshit I’m not impressed. I threaten to walk unless she sticks to the original price quoted. I show her the text so its clear there was no chance for any confusion. When she sees I’m serious about walking she relents.
She goes to stow the money in the room next door.
Clothes are shed - her bodies not too bad - some stretch marks on stomach but no flab. She’s straight into a BJ after having wiped my cock down with listerine which is not the most comfortable experience as it leaves it feeling slightly stingy and minty cold. BJ technique is atrocious. She’s either lamely flicking her tongue over my bellend or pushing my cock into her mouth but holding it in there as loosely as possible - I’m getting as little sensation of being in her mouth at all apart from a sensation of wetness. There’s no real suction. She’s also bobbing up and down as fast as possible - I like slow sensual BJs so I’m constantly having to get her to adjust the pace. She doesn’t listen.
I try to suggest giving her a massage - no she doesn’t like oil apparently.
Condom on and we cycle through some dispiriting positions. At one point she gets a text and tries to answer it while I’m on top of her!?!...Then when I’m on top she’s pinching my arse but with such force its actually hurting me. I have to tell her stop. She carries on doing it. By the fourth time I literally have to shout at her till she gets the message.
My cock is now getting limp in the condom. I say I want her to finish me off with her mouth. She then proceeds to pull a face and say no again. By now my hackles are really rising. I point out that’s why she took £70 off me and that was the service she agreed to do. She relents again and goes back to her lame BJ technique but shes reverting more and more to hand - by now Ive lost the will to give her any further instruction. The arguing, the lack of decent technique have now all had an effect. Im losing my erection and time is nearly up and I know this is pointless. There is no way Im going to cum.
Jumped up and started getting dressed and asked for the extra £10 back. Seeing as this was the uplift for a finish shes been incapable and unwilling to provide. Grumpily she goes to get it and hands me the £10 back - so that was the only silver lining in an otherwise terrible punt.
Would I return? Hell would freeze over sooner.