Figured I'd give Tropical Palms a go out of interest. Shouldn't have bothered.
I've gone in a few times before out of interest and walked because of the women available. Danielle is the first time someone was up to a decent standard. She looked a bit like a bargain bin Scarlett Johansson with dark hair and glasses (that I was hoping would be removed, but weren't).
£40 paid for half an hour and long story short, it was incredibly unenthusiastic service. She just laid there.
Conversation was also terrible. She didn't seem to speak English well enough to chat, which can't be helped. But she kept asking if I was OK, which was reasonable the first time, but bloody annoying and just plain weird the 15th time. I don't think I gave off any "not OK" vibes.
No kissing on the table (fairly normal), but I wasn't even allowed to suck on her tits or anything of that nature. She also refused to go on top, literally clockwatched (well, watch watched) and refused to do more than a handjob after about 10 minutes.
