kelseabx - Caledonian Road

[Ron89]

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Saw this girl a few days ago purely off the pics tbh, the dire review on here didn’t even put me off, which yes makes me question myself. She was better with comms than the previous reviewer described, she doesn’t double book, she’s a 5 minute walk from Caledonian Road station, as a born and raised North Londoner it’s always nice to punt in familiar areas. Got let in promptly, she looks as per her pics, facially. Her body is not as curvy as the pics make out which was a bummer, I think her laziness has meant she’s lost weight. Not skinny though, still got some meat but could have done with more. Small boobs, average bum. Her personality was shy and quiet, though her shyness could easily be mistaken for disinterest. I did so myself, I couldn’t really work out what her deal was in that sense. Short answers, doesn’t initiate conversation. The flat was a dive, messy and really was the bare basics - the skids in the toilet and her unkempt grooming should have had me walking, somehow they didn’t.

Her oral is okay, would give it a 6/10, relatively deep but fairly one dimensional. Sexually she was a bit of a dead fish, fucked her in missionary quite a lot and then doggy, she wasn’t very responsive or engaged which was the tone throughout. A dead cert negative, wouldn’t recommend in any way and convinced that she doesn’t get any repeat customers. One of my worst punts ever, thankfully I saw another girl later that day and it was the polar opposite experience - ‘Angel 21’ levels of enjoyment. I’ve learnt my lesson from that and would be a mug to share until I’m done with her.