External Link/Members OnlyHad this meet earlier today. Not even the girl in the picture, I stayed anyway because she was kind of hot and my nob was leading the way.
Cost. £40 for 15mins. Didn't have as much disposable income this month so went for the quicker option. She was pleasant enough until the cash was handed over...that's when the bullsh*t started....
The location. Northbrook Road CR0. abit out of the way from the town center but not bad. Shared house with 5 other WGs. Didn't see any but I could hear them speaking.
The girl. Not much to say here. Probably filling in for the 'Yza' girl. Or perhaps she doesn't even exist. The girl I saw named Maria, romanian. Looks about 30. Nice larger than avg tits. Pert jiggly ass but worn, sour face.
The meet Greets me at the door. I look at her for a few seconds but decide. Eh, I'll go ahead. I don't even mention that she isn't the same girl in the pictures (she probably knows). Into the room she asks how long and whilst I'm thinking it through she already strips naked. Nice view, probably to tempt me to spend more. I hand over 40. She asks me to sit down on the edge of the bed and stashes the cash.
The action. This is where things go really south and had me wondering what on earth was I paying for. As she puts the rubber on she says 'you have to focus for me and cum quick'. I decide not to respond to this silly comment because 15minutes is 15minutes. Average OW but I'm aware it's a short punt so I tell her let's get into the action.
Start with doggy Maria has her legs on the edge of the bed. Bit of background, I've never measured but I'm probably about 7-8 inches. Knowing this she says go gently (which I already know to do) but this clarification is fine. I start softly and just as I'm trying to enjoy the view and build a rhythm she starts with the "cum baby" nonsense. I tell her I can't enjoy myself with your constant nagging and remind her I've paid for 15mins and only about 3 have past. She is quiet for the good part of 10 seconds before she starts complaining that I'm 'too rough'. I sigh knowing this is more bs as I'm not even thrusting all the way in, I'm trying to go at a slow rhythmic pace and she so loose it's almost like fucking a damn pillowcase. More "cum already baby" nonsense so I decide to up the pace a little so I can try to finish and get away from this stupid woman. More complaints that I try and block out and focus on the moment. Reminding her that only 6 minutes have passed she responds by saying "you only paid 40!" As if that means you aren't meant to enjoy yourself for the alloted time?
Don't advertise 15min service if you are going to berate and nag those that fucking go for the option. I realise this isn't working so I ask her to turn around so I can try and enjoy some missionary. More complaints and I literally have to pull out and negotiate for 2 of my minutes on why she should give a decent service to her paying customer. She reluctantly flips round to mish. And before I forget, this whole time she has a hand on the base of the condom making every thrust awkward and unenjoyable. This whole time she won't even move off the edge of the bed making certain angles awkward due to the height difference.
I realise this just isn't working and as badly as I want to just walk out, I know I won't be seeing another WG for awhile so want to try and salvage SOME level of enjoyment out of this disaster. I tell her just give me a hj to finish. This would of been the only miniscule good part of the punt but seeing her sour face looking at me whilst I'm trying to focus on her hand motions that were actually good was just overall extremely off-putting - it's just a nightmare to try and be aroused by someone with an attitude as though they were raised by wild dogs.
Leaving. during the hj, she tells me remember this postcode and don't come again, as if I would ever anyway lmao. Entitled b*tch complaining and moaning as if 40£ for 15minutes of lying down is beneath her. I'm getting dresse and I see after this whole ordeal only 10minutes have passed. I would like to have given the benefit of the doubt but in the future I doubt I'll see a croydon Rom again. PSA: Avoid Northbrook road girls like the damn plague!
