Meh! Was expecting more based on comments seen on here about the northern branch. Visit was November 2021.
Booked an hour, same day - worth noting that if you do a drive-by of this place on Google Maps, the door is the one in the centre of the building, not the one on the corner. It's pretty close to the busy areas around the clock but just far enough away to make the wait for the door to be unlocked, not too painful. Greeted by a thai lady in her forties who's name I've either forgotten or didn't ask; not ugly, but not particularly attractive either. Kinda mumsy. She led me to the massage room which is nice and spacious with a good quality massage table.
Lay down in the full birthday suit and received a reasonable massage. However, the whole thing was uber-professional. The towel was constantly in motion as the lady kept ensuring that none of my bits could possibly be on display or touched. I was absolutely sure that no extras were going to be offered, but after about 45 minutes the magic question was popped. No chance of anything more than a HE on offer so accepted and received a fairly functional HJ. It did the job anyways. Not offered a shower but also didn't ask.
In summary, massage was okay and at least the load was shot, but I'd not go back unless there were younger, more attractive staff who might be tempted to B2B. Proximity to Greggs for scooby snacks afterwards is a bonus!
1 hour, £50 + £20
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