First review of the year and my worst experience to date doing this. Multiple profiles with different numbers but the same "SP" I think:
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyI know, but I wanted to experience how bad things could be and this was a good one in that regards. This review was from yesterday.
Following an earlier than expected finish in the NW I was travelling back down the M6 with some time to kill, and unable to make the delights of brum for a few days for work reasons decided to take a detour to Stafford. I knew it would be an interesting one, given the inconsistencies in the VS profiles and the apparently repeated adverts - but really, how bad could things be ?
Price paid: I honestly don't know for sure as the room was so dark (see below). 30 or 50 for supposed 30mins with a £10 OWO supplement
Comms This tipped me into taking the gamble, were good, articulate, prompt and friendly with a t-30mins "see you soon" etc
On arrival Random location in a housing estate, magic door open and immediately knew it was a B&S and she made efforts to avoid face contact ffs - but body seemed reasonable enough and whilst I nearly walked I thought sod it, only a few quid and I had the horn. She clearly had very limited understanding of english language.
Action Escorted up a dark staircase into a literally pitch-black room (big red flag again, but I continued and she put on a dim side light). Could see enough that she was prob in her 40's, medium height, dark hair, nice ass and tits tbf but an ugly round "squashed" face and a decent tyre around her gut. Was asked to undress and get on the bed, but it was so dark I couldn't really see it and ended up knocking over some glasses of drink with my foot which annoyed her a bit. Then into a overly zealous dick wipe experience (DWE) with baby wipes and a lame OWO/lame CG/attempted OWO & CIM with "you cum now, you want to extend etc - managed that bit of English OK lol). In the end I just said stop, got up/dressed and fucked off out of there sharpish and will save the load for an unfortunate Brum girl or two in coming days.
Key lesson learnt Follow the advice here and elsewhere, use your instinct and always walk if want to. Unless I get a strong recommendation I trust I'm sticking with AW fodder - that always seem more consistent at the moment.
If any of you are tempted by this SP please, please, please - DONT see her!