Author Topic: Lumina - Diva - West Brompton  (Read 1610 times)

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Comms and Location: Comms done through telegram, prompt comms and sorted out quickly. Location was a in a residential area about 3 mins away from the station.

Price Paid and Services: £250 for 1 hour. OWO, Positions, light fingering, Titjob, FK available (Did not partake). Two rounds.

Looks: The pictures are not reflective. The pictures you would think you are meeting an insta baddie with cheeks. Real life? Nah lol. Misleading pics. I reckon it was her 4-5 years ago. She does not look like the pictures in the pool, boat pier or the black long sleeve shirt with the underwear, not one bit. The closest pics is the one with the black dress, if she was all made up and that's like a 70% representation of what I saw. I'll attach it. Mid20s. Facewise the pics are about 70% reflective, she is slightly above average face wise. Upper body size 12, relatively flat tummy, lovely double D breasts, natural. Lower half on the larger end of size 12. The hip to waist ratio is not like the pics make out. The mid section is not as a tight hour glass figure as the pics show, it is present; just not like the pics, so yeah, the pics are a no no. She does have cheeks though, good volume and plumpness, would put in the C range of the bubble butt scale. Ripples real nice in doggy. She has tatts which are not shown in the pics.

Session: So, when I first saw her I done a double back in my mind like hang on is this the same chick in the pics???? Looked properly and was like oh...it is. She was then like oh is something wrong? I was like nope. In my mind I was debating thinking shit, walk, walk now! However, at the same time I was like no I can't, I have not established a good custom yet, let me see this as an investment towards good custom so in the future if I start walking they won't blacklist me :lol:. She was friendly enough, showered, stripped and started with some foreplay, got to play with the tits and cheeks, good eye contact. Moved onto OWO, it was weak at first with some improvement as time went on, more depth covered, slightly sloppy, good eye contact and some ball work. CG good technique, not latina level but good enough, good body to body contact and continued eye contact, she was quite enthusiastic to be honest, more than I was lol. Progressed into mish, continued enthusiasm, no restrictions on size, got deep penetration and good body to body contact with her kissing on my neck and cheek. She was grabbing my face and staring into my eyes with her lips slightly parted and I thought oh shit she wants to do FK, I need to swerve this now but yeah FK is available at the very minimum. Moved onto doggy, she had a great arch and the cheeks rippled back nicely, finished in prone. Some down time then round 2 though there was not much time left, she was still enthusiastic to try which was great to hear, done RCG and fucked her from the side/spoon. However, I completely fucked up the second round. She was saying something along the lines of I want to make you cum and I burst out laughing like you sure about that there's not enough time. Her face then changed like wow did I say something funny? I was like yeah how much time is left there's no way it's happening. Turned out there was only two minutes left on the clock, by then I realised thinking ah, shit.....she was prepared to overrun and I fucked it up  :dash:. Truth be told by that point I was satisfied already so was not too bothered. Cleaned up, got dressed and left satisfied.

The reason why it's a neutral is because of the misleading pics, the current her on looks is not a £250 super honey at all. I'm staying away from profiles that are above a size 10 from now on, the risk is too high with the money at stake. With bhouse latinas it's fine but not at £250  :lol:.

Service wise I cannot fault her, she was enthusiastic and was a trooper, if she looked like her pics it would have been a positive, unfortunately she does not look like her pics. I can't give a positive due to the false representation.

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Offline puntingpumping1920

You kept it real in this review 👍🏿 👍🏿 👍🏿 👍🏿
 
I knew something was wrong when I saw her price, nationality and pictures 🤣😂
 
A good looking Russian will hit you over the head with their prices
 
Banned reason: Mr £500k go and buy some fucking manners
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Offline JackSaint

Shame Lumina didn't light up your life  :P

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You kept it real in this review 👍🏿 👍🏿 👍🏿 👍🏿
 
I knew something was wrong when I saw her price, nationality and pictures 🤣😂
 
A good looking Russian will hit you over the head with their prices

I had some suspicions aswell but decided to confirm in person, I had some hope it would not be that bad, especially at £250. I remember JS saying farmers daughters are going for £200+ and I was like ahhh....that's what he meant.

I think if she was indie and went at £100-120 for 30 mins and £160-180 for 1 hour then she would be a good fit, but alas, she's part of the russian honnies so will never be around that price  :lol:.

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Shame Lumina didn't light up your life  :P

 :lol:. She's good in the service department, just looks wise was not what I was expecting, especially at that price. I don't regret it though so it's cool.

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:lol:. She's good in the service department, just looks wise was not what I was expecting, especially at that price. I don't regret it though so it's cool.

I booked another £250 Russkie via Babylon for tomorrow, she looks FAF, I'm shitting it now!

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I booked another £250 Russkie via Babylon for tomorrow, she looks FAF, I'm shitting it now!

I hope it goes well 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿.

Offline Momodan38

Cheers for the review. Shame about her not living up to the pics, but 70% ain’t bad, I’ve seen girls that are a ways more off. It’s funny that you avoided FK and rejected her. You got one back for the team, I can’t count how many times I go for it only to get rejected  :lol:

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Cheers for the review. Shame about her not living up to the pics, but 70% ain’t bad, I’ve seen girls that are a ways more off. It’s funny that you avoided FK and rejected her. You got one back for the team, I can’t count how many times I go for it only to get rejected  :lol:

I'm just not really into FK and DFK, I don't like the intimacy because I don't punt for GFE etc in particular and don't want to risk bad breath/smokers breath etc. I've read reviews where members have said they tasted some xyz foul shit from FK or DFK, I'm not on it LOL. If the chick is a super hottie I might consider or otherwise I would rather not and save the hassle for me and her  :lol:.

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Thanks for the review. Very useful as I like her look. Obviously the reality wasn't to your taste but I'm still interested due to her giving a good service.

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A well balanced review OP. And you correctly assessed the importance of the accuracy of the pictures relative to the high price tag. At £250 you expect to get the real deal as well as all the items off her likes list without any restrictions, which in this case you did. You turned down FK. Ooo is that one for the team then.
Thanks for the review :hi:

Offline Thegamesjj1982

It’s becoming a standard that Russian under 300£ have something wrong…stunning 300 usually don’t speak English…good/decent English become even more…really really disappointing. If i need to spend so much i may really start to look in other agencies

Offline wxl

I’m afraid I can fully confirm this review. I saw her around the same time (there was no report when I checked that morning). She’s a lovely, accommodating girl but she’s not as advertised and hence not really my type.