Lola - Not what i expected - Erotic Studio Birmingham

[alibirmingham]

Went to See Lola as it was mentioned in WDFORTE's review that she was half English and half Indian. Throw in short and slim and I didn't think I could go wrong. But it was a disaster from the get go.

Link: External Link/Members Only

Price agreed and Time: 30 Mins £60

Services requested and delivered : OWO, RO, 69, Fingers, Ball play,
Services declined or extra : Toy on her £30 extra, Anal £50 extra, Rough sex £30 extra, Stopped asking at this point as everything was going to be extra

Comms:

Called the day before to check when she would be working, Then on the day I called after 12 not aware I could pre book. If I had known I would of booked her the night before for 11am. Anyway told I would have to wait till later that day so I did. Upon arrival got there 10 min early but told to wait till exact time. When it was time I just walked up and got buzzed in

Location:

Near City Centre, Plenty of on street paid parking. Only issue that I have noticed is during the day there a few warehouse type cash and carry next door and there's almost always someone either standing outside or loading/unloading. Not great as I'm guessing those who work at that warehouse know exactly what goes on at ES.

Room:

Cant remember the room number but it was the one on the left this time as you enter. Lighting and bed ok, Fit for purpose. A bit cold when I arrived but I put the heater on myself (small fan heater)

Appearance:
So as previous reviews state she is small & petite but that's about it. If she had any Indian heritage I couldn't see it. Facially not very attractive either. Had loads of bruises on her shoulders, arms, and legs. Came to find out these were from a "brawl" and that was the word she used. Tits were about a C cup I reckon but not firm. Age maybe correct at early twenties. I didn't find her very feminine or attractive but thought I'd give it a go as I'm there. 

The details:

First thing first a very bad start as when I was buzzed in the maid was showing me to the room when a previous punter exited the room he was in even though he was told to wait and walked right past me. Not great passing punters in a hallway. Then came the 10 min wait in which I thought maybe she's getting ready but found out later it was for a fag break and not much cleaning down there. The maid also took payment as soon as I got into the room which hasn't happened before so if I wanted to walk it would of been difficult but not impossible I don't think.

When she came in she looked a bit loopy. I confirmed what I wanted and told toys extra, everything else ok.

Striped down and got her naked to revel more bruises and then got her on her knees for some owo. Delivered ok, not the best but did the job. Did pay some attention to balls but just licking, no sucking. After about 5 mins got her to join me on the bed and got her to move to the side so I could access her pussy and finger her. position was awkward so got her to do 69 and after the first few licks I could tell she didn't wash after her last punt so RO stopped there. Stuck to light fingering.

After 5 mins of that it was sex and she rode well, A bit rough for my liking so switched to Mish. Ploughed her with no complaints, but he sex talk was off. Almost felt as if she was rushing me. She also got a bit dry so asked for Lube which she didn't have any. WTF  A wg with no lube is crap to say the least. Luckily I had some in my goody bag so got that out and handed it to her. She proceeds to rip all the wrapping off instead of just the bit to release the pump which pissed me off a bit, Then applied the lube and instead of putting it on the table she tried to bury it deep under the pillow as if to hide it. She seemed to get into it a bit and encouraged a bit of rough play by placing my hands on her throat, so I applied a bit of pressure to which she added more pressure. Didn't feel right for me as I felt like I was chocking her so I moved to squeezing her tits as hard as I could and slapping them lightly. Soon after I flipped her into doggy, and gave her pussy a bit of a slapping and then fucked her as hard as I could throwing in moderate her pulling for good measure before dropping to prone bone and blowing my load.

I roll off and she's already getting dressed. Had to ask for wipes to clean up. After we get dressed I gather my things including the lube which she tried to hide and head out once coast is clear. The convo throughout was very "roadman" like with slang and rough speak etc. I grew up in areas which this is normal talk but no with a escort or a lady. Didn't feel right.

Summary:

Not great on many levels, Passing another punter, the payment upfront before even seeing the girl, Lola's attitude, speech and mannerism etc, Extras for almost everything, poor hygiene, Fag breath, no after care.

Would I Visit again??

Defo won't see Lola again, May still use ES if I see glowing reviews or I'm desperate but ES is a solid plan C/D and never a plan A/B

[Punter S Thompson]

Went to See Lola as it was mentioned in WDFORTE's review that she was half English and half Indian. Throw in short and slim and I didn't think I could go wrong. But it was a disaster from the get go.

Link: External Link/Members Only

Price agreed and Time: 30 Mins £60

Services requested and delivered : OWO, RO, 69, Fingers, Ball play,
Services declined or extra : Toy on her £30 extra, Anal £50 extra, Rough sex £30 extra, Stopped asking at this point as everything was going to be extra

Comms:

Called the day before to check when she would be working, Then on the day I called after 12 not aware I could pre book. If I had known I would of booked her the night before for 11am. Anyway told I would have to wait till later that day so I did. Upon arrival got there 10 min early but told to wait till exact time. When it was time I just walked up and got buzzed in

Location:

Near City Centre, Plenty of on street paid parking. Only issue that I have noticed is during the day there a few warehouse type cash and carry next door and there's almost always someone either standing outside or loading/unloading. Not great as I'm guessing those who work at that warehouse know exactly what goes on at ES.

Room:

Cant remember the room number but it was the one on the left this time as you enter. Lighting and bed ok, Fit for purpose. A bit cold when I arrived but I put the heater on myself (small fan heater)

Appearance:
So as previous reviews state she is small & petite but that's about it. If she had any Indian heritage I couldn't see it. Facially not very attractive either. Had loads of bruises on her shoulders, arms, and legs. Came to find out these were from a "brawl" and that was the word she used. Tits were about a C cup I reckon but not firm. Age maybe correct at early twenties. I didn't find her very feminine or attractive but thought I'd give it a go as I'm there. 

The details:

First thing first a very bad start as when I was buzzed in the maid was showing me to the room when a previous punter exited the room he was in even though he was told to wait and walked right past me. Not great passing punters in a hallway. Then came the 10 min wait in which I thought maybe she's getting ready but found out later it was for a fag break and not much cleaning down there. The maid also took payment as soon as I got into the room which hasn't happened before so if I wanted to walk it would of been difficult but not impossible I don't think.

When she came in she looked a bit loopy. I confirmed what I wanted and told toys extra, everything else ok.

Striped down and got her naked to revel more bruises and then got her on her knees for some owo. Delivered ok, not the best but did the job. Did pay some attention to balls but just licking, no sucking. After about 5 mins got her to join me on the bed and got her to move to the side so I could access her pussy and finger her. position was awkward so got her to do 69 and after the first few licks I could tell she didn't wash after her last punt so RO stopped there. Stuck to light fingering.

After 5 mins of that it was sex and she rode well, A bit rough for my liking so switched to Mish. Ploughed her with no complaints, but he sex talk was off. Almost felt as if she was rushing me. She also got a bit dry so asked for Lube which she didn't have any. WTF  A wg with no lube is crap to say the least. Luckily I had some in my goody bag so got that out and handed it to her. She proceeds to rip all the wrapping off instead of just the bit to release the pump which pissed me off a bit, Then applied the lube and instead of putting it on the table she tried to bury it deep under the pillow as if to hide it. She seemed to get into it a bit and encouraged a bit of rough play by placing my hands on her throat, so I applied a bit of pressure to which she added more pressure. Didn't feel right for me as I felt like I was chocking her so I moved to squeezing her tits as hard as I could and slapping them lightly. Soon after I flipped her into doggy, and gave her pussy a bit of a slapping and then fucked her as hard as I could throwing in moderate her pulling for good measure before dropping to prone bone and blowing my load.

I roll off and she's already getting dressed. Had to ask for wipes to clean up. After we get dressed I gather my things including the lube which she tried to hide and head out once coast is clear. The convo throughout was very "roadman" like with slang and rough speak etc. I grew up in areas which this is normal talk but no with a escort or a lady. Didn't feel right.

Summary:

Not great on many levels, Passing another punter, the payment upfront before even seeing the girl, Lola's attitude, speech and mannerism etc, Extras for almost everything, poor hygiene, Fag breath, no after care.

Would I Visit again??

Defo won't see Lola again, May still use ES if I see glowing reviews or I'm desperate but ES is a solid plan C/D and never a plan A/B

Another good review.
Was tempted by her based on a previous review, but have found yours to be very reliable.
Off the HL she goes.

[Night king]

Another good review.
Was tempted by her based on a previous review, but have found yours to be very reliable.
Off the HL she goes.

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[alibirmingham]

Thanks for the vote of confidence all, Iceman-76 had a similar experiance as well so wasn't just me. I did offer more details on my punt on his review which i left out of mine as i already mentioned them.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=327184.msg3406267#msg3406267

[chadpitt]

Went to See Lola as it was mentioned in WDFORTE's review

The guy can see (or smell) no wrong when it comes to ES.

[Cal55]

Thank you for sharing OP. After hearing “brawl” and seeing bruising I wouldn’t of stayed. You’re a brave man lol! God knows who she went 10 rounds with!

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[alibirmingham]

The guy can see (or smell) no wrong when it comes to ES.

Wasn’t aware and now looking at their previous reviews they do seem to have a lot of good punts there. I’ll be taking their reviews with a pinch of salt from now on

[alibirmingham]

Thank you for sharing OP. After hearing “brawl” and seeing bruising I wouldn’t of stayed. You’re a brave man lol! God knows who she went 10 rounds with!

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According to her it wasn’t even her fight, she had to “back her own”. That gives you an idea of her mannerism's. But don’t get me wrong. She seemed the type to kick up a massive stink if she didn’t like something or you challenged her on any aspect of her service.

[Cal55]

According to her it wasn’t even her fight, she had to “back her own”.

There’s always 3 sides of the story. The third how ‘we’ the clients (others) perceive it. But, yes that can hint at a fragile ego. Hopefully, you have a better one next time out bud.

[WDFORTE]

This is what I don't get.  One mans trash is another mans treasure.  I've known Shannon for 20+ years since she first started working at Ronnells old place on the Hagley road.  I'm nothing to do with the studio, I have zero interest in
the place apart from being a punter.  Penny the maid I've known for a similar time too.  I go there 2 or 3 times a week.  Maybe the maids say "look after this guy he's a regular", I don't know.

I write on the experience I have, I stand by the reviews I have put up as they are factual.  There are little things you ignore, Smokey breath, Listerine is not a be all and end all product.  Additional prices is something I've not encountered
as I just stick to the basics.  Roadman slang, who cares, she's not a 1k a night punt but a £60 shag.  Maybe I'm easily pleased.  If the girl kisses, owo and gives a good shag then it's a + from me.  These are the services I've had and reported
on.

Perhaps the maids look after me as I've known most of them 2 decades+.  Either way, I report as I find.     

[alibirmingham]

This is what I don't get.  One mans trash is another mans treasure.  I've known Shannon for 20+ years since she first started working at Ronnells old place on the Hagley road.  I'm nothing to do with the studio, I have zero interest in
the place apart from being a punter.  Penny the maid I've known for a similar time too.  I go there 2 or 3 times a week.  Maybe the maids say "look after this guy he's a regular", I don't know.

I write on the experience I have, I stand by the reviews I have put up as they are factual.  There are little things you ignore, Smokey breath, Listerine is not a be all and end all product.  Additional prices is something I've not encountered
as I just stick to the basics.  Roadman slang, who cares, she's not a 1k a night punt but a £60 shag.  Maybe I'm easily pleased.  If the girl kisses, owo and gives a good shag then it's a + from me.  These are the services I've had and reported
on.

Perhaps the maids look after me as I've known most of them 2 decades+.  Either way, I report as I find.   

Thats all good and well and not knocking you for your thoughts etc or your continued use of the place or your business relationship with the parlour.

What i am saying is that if your easily pleased more-so then the rest of us thats not a crime, just that we will take that with a pinch of salt and edge on the side of caution. For example if your happy to kiss fag breath non smokers like me will not like that. Or if a wg gives a just basic head most if us prefer and enjoy a good DT or at least sloppy etc. that will help us weigh up if we want to see her.

Its those details that set a OK review apart from a good one. The more details the better. If your review had included details like fag breath, roadman slang, 20+ yr of knowing the maid etc it would of helped me and others make a more informed decision. And that my friend is the basis of this forum. Its to give a detailed account of a punt so others can see if its right for them. Its not a site to boast on how many ladies you've shagged or how big your cock is as some other memebers thought (who are now banned lol)

I'll finish by saying im not a Mod, nor am I the review police. Do what you want in reviews as they are your own but my advice if you want it that is, is try and add as much detail as possible so that others may find useful. A crappy bed, poor location with difficult parking, or if you notice if tits are natural or enhanced etc. Those kind of details.

[chadpitt]

Thats all good and well and not knocking you for your thoughts etc or your continued use of the place or your business relationship with the parlour.

What i am saying is that if your easily pleased more-so then the rest of us thats not a crime, just that we will take that with a pinch of salt and edge on the side of caution. For example if your happy to kiss fag breath non smokers like me will not like that. Or if a wg gives a just basic head most if us prefer and enjoy a good DT or at least sloppy etc. that will help us weigh up if we want to see her.

Its those details that set a OK review apart from a good one. The more details the better. If your review had included details like fag breath, roadman slang, 20+ yr of knowing the maid etc it would of helped me and others make a more informed decision. And that my friend is the basis of this forum. Its to give a detailed account of a punt so others can see if its right for them. Its not a site to boast on how many ladies you've shagged or how big your cock is as some other memebers thought (who are now banned lol)

I'll finish by saying im not a Mod, nor am I the review police. Do what you want in reviews as they are your own but my advice if you want it that is, is try and add as much detail as possible so that others may find useful. A crappy bed, poor location with difficult parking, or if you notice if tits are natural or enhanced etc. Those kind of details.

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I get mad when obvious details are omitted from reviews. Like I saw Ivy and no one mentioned she was asthmatic. It totally undermines the point of reviews if they neglect to give actual details.

[mancsguy1975]

Hope you didnt take this establishment on the offer of a taxi to the next place you needed to go, or would have been a double neg !!!

[alibirmingham]

Hope you didnt take this establishment on the offer of a taxi to the next place you needed to go, or would have been a double neg !!!

Not offered but based on your review I think I would of declined if it was offered lol

[estats]

This is what I don't get.  One mans trash is another mans treasure.  I've known Shannon for 20+ years since she first started working at Ronnells old place on the Hagley road.  I'm nothing to do with the studio, I have zero interest in
the place apart from being a punter.  Penny the maid I've known for a similar time too.  I go there 2 or 3 times a week.  Maybe the maids say "look after this guy he's a regular", I don't know.

I write on the experience I have, I stand by the reviews I have put up as they are factual.  There are little things you ignore, Smokey breath, Listerine is not a be all and end all product.  Additional prices is something I've not encountered
as I just stick to the basics.  Roadman slang, who cares, she's not a 1k a night punt but a £60 shag.  Maybe I'm easily pleased.  If the girl kisses, owo and gives a good shag then it's a + from me.  These are the services I've had and reported
on.

Perhaps the maids look after me as I've known most of them 2 decades+.  Either way, I report as I find.   

I appreciate your point. I had a not great experience with ES not long back and am not sure if i'd try again. I get things happen and we all differ, and I get people say Shannon is good. But if the guys are saying the same bad things, something should be done. How do you even contact Shannon to raise concerns? Is she around a lot? Bumping into other guys, having bookings made they cannot fulfil, not knowing their own rota that well, etc, etc. This isn't rocket science to sort, is it?

[WDFORTE]

Shannon hasn't worked there for a while, her number is put in each room on an A4 sheet of paper saying any problems send her a text.  I was also booked in with Elizabeth and when arrived was told she left early
through an emergency, fair enough, working girls have lives and sometimes things happen beyond their control and they are forced to deal with the unexpected.
The studio has never to my knowledge had a rota, you just ring up on the day.  People passing each other, gonna happen sooner or later, there is only one exit which is also the entrance, you just tend to stand in the
toilet area or in the maids room until the person has left.

Again, not making excuses for the place, just saying how it is.

[estats]

Shannon hasn't worked there for a while, her number is put in each room on an A4 sheet of paper saying any problems send her a text.  I was also booked in with Elizabeth and when arrived was told she left early
through an emergency, fair enough, working girls have lives and sometimes things happen beyond their control and they are forced to deal with the unexpected.
The studio has never to my knowledge had a rota, you just ring up on the day.  People passing each other, gonna happen sooner or later, there is only one exit which is also the entrance, you just tend to stand in the
toilet area or in the maids room until the person has left.

Again, not making excuses for the place, just saying how it is.

No I accept that, if was just difficult for me to judge as a first timer caller if I was unlucky, or if ES did this a lot. I can fully accept I was just unlucky on the day, but I think I can at least ask the question of others and your reply does reassure me.

[chadpitt]

I appreciate your point. I had a not great experience with ES not long back and am not sure if i'd try again. I get things happen and we all differ, and I get people say Shannon is good. But if the guys are saying the same bad things, something should be done. How do you even contact Shannon to raise concerns? Is she around a lot? Bumping into other guys, having bookings made they cannot fulfil, not knowing their own rota that well, etc, etc. This isn't rocket science to sort, is it?

I tried to go in Friday evening for a booking and the gate was locked. I could hear their phone as I was ringing but no one was answering.

They didn't even bother phoning ahead or phoning back to say why.

Basically adding to what you say. They are not reliable.

[WDFORTE]

I tried to go in Friday evening for a booking and the gate was locked. I could hear their phone as I was ringing but no one was answering.

Last booking 6.30, all closed up by 7.

[chadpitt]

Last booking 6.30, all closed up by 7.

That's not what they told me. They said last booking is 7:30

[alibirmingham]

That's not what they told me. They said last booking is 7:30

I’m Sure I’ve been told this too. Think my last booking prior to Lola was around that time.

[Pantysniffer]

Have they turned their clocks back yet