Mature Ebony Savanna. Bracknell. But Moves Around.

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£80 for 30 mins.  Mature Ebony Savanna - External Link/Members Only

Weekday evening in Sept 2021.  Whatsapped her asking for an appointment that evening.  She replied with a postcode and a proposed time.  Parked up and texted for the door number.  Then had a hell of a time finding the door.  (It's one of those '70's council estates with a warren of alleyways and cul-de-sacs with little ankle level signs saying "even numbers 114 to 138 even this way" and "odd numbers 113 to 157 that way".)  Texted to say I was near but to give me a few mins to find the door.  She then bombarded me with texts and panicky phone calls trying to give directions that were really no help at all.  Eventually spotted a big black woman dressed only in a dressing gown and slippers stomping up and down the road outside waving her phone in my direction.  Thought that must be her so I waved back...caught up with her...and we walked back to her open door arm in arm.  Not at all discreet but I actually found it quite funny.  OK, so in we go to the middle bungalow of a row of little bungalows adapted for the elderly and disabled.  She's clearly a live-in carer pulling a few tricks on the side from her client's accommodation and I've no doubt there was a 90 year old asleep in the next room.  Anyway, once inside she ushered me in to the world's warmest single bedroom where I paid her.  She then stripped off and got straight down to business pressing her big body against me, rubbing my dick, and talking dirty (quite well) in her strong Zimbabwean accent.  No sexy underwear, no high heels, no build up.  She smelled a bit sweaty too and clearly hadn't showered before my arrival.  But no noticeable pussy smells.  Her body was a lot bigger and a lot less shapely than her profile pics.  She looks quite sexy in her pics but in reality she was a much bigger shapeless blob.  Her face was below average too I'm afraid but not ugly.  After a bit of grinding and fondling I lay down on the single bed for a quite good OWO blowjob.  Then on with the condom and into some fairly enthusiastic missionary.  Was all going well but then I could hear boots on the path on the other side of the window we were shagging under.  The doorbell rang and she said "Oh, that must be Tesco's!".  FFS, you were the one who chose the appointment time and you've double-booked me with the Tesco man!  She dismounted...pulled on her dressing gown...dealt with the delivery guy and carried the shopping through to the kitchen.  All the while I'm lying back listening to this just inches away with my hard on still in the condom.  She returned and we got straight back in to fairly good missionary and then some doggie before I finished in the bag.  Had a wash in the disabled shower, hugged and said my goodbyes and was out of the door about 45 minutes later. 

She's a nice enough lady who wanted to please me but it's a negative because her photos didn't really match the reality and her manner was very jittery, panicky and unsexy throughout.  Plus she hadn't showered or made any effort to dress up and present herself.  And £80 for 30 mins is pretty expensive for the suburbs.  Nah, I won't be going back.