Voluptuous Vanessa - Worse punt ever- Eccleshall

[Itsonlyme]

 Voluptuous Vanessa

Not sure how to link AW(perhaps admin can oblige)


Definitely my worse punt so far in oh so many ways

Finding myself free I decided to try a SP I had seen pop up on AW. I like a woman with meat on the bones so fired off a text fairly prompt reply time agreed

So I wait for directions... text back requesting them...told to use satnav....no postcode
Then she rings maybe issue for some but I’m ok with it postcode given and she says can I put it back ten minutes,sure no problem. She says text when u arrive And tells me to park in community centre car park

Being a good ex squaddie I do recce of possible location, new estate nearby is where postcode takes me.

Text my arrival..radio silence..ring number..voicemail..ring again..voicemail then she rings me saying going to be another ten minutes as she has a friend round and she will ring when ready. I then notice a car pull up near my parking place two women on board both looking at me. I then think is she an ex squaddie because realise she’s is doing a recce!

I decide to leave and as I’m driving away she calls and says she ready. I ask where the friend is she says she’s gone.

Approach house let in by vannessa who is dressed in plain slip not sexy at all tits smaller than stated and invited upstairs to back bedroom no carpet mattresses on floor. All my instincts are telling me to walk but I resist. What follows was a shit attempt at massage followed by “ don’t squeeze tits to hard “Which we’re sweaty  covered oral no kissing allowed no doggy just cowgirl I attempted RO but stinky fanny so gave that up as bad idea lost interest had handjob And got dressed as quick as I could headed downstairs to open plan ground floor to see body lying flat on settee under a coat. Say hello to the “friend”

Cost £80

So in conclusion if you want to throw money away like me you know where to go
 

[GingerNuts]

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[Blackviper_85]

External Link/Members Only

[Itsonlyme]

Cheers

[Blackviper_85]

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Woops you beat me to me it Ginger 

[Fac51]

Sounds fucking awful OP. Better luck next time

Cheers for the heads up though 

First time I have heard of an SP driving out to do a recce on her next customer.....

[Itsonlyme]

There is another SP operating from Eccleshall with a similar profile same price structure probably the friend hiding Sultry Sienna Baby

[vindici]

Sorry you had a shit punt mate.

Honestly I liked the look of her, but her pricing is insane. She's offering an extremely basic service for £80/hh. No OWO, no kissing, totally unprofessional timekeeping and attitude as well as having hygiene issues.

£80/hh is absolute top end for me unless it's a bucket list punt. For that money I want an honest and decent service.

Thanks for sharing and saving us all a few quid!

[vindici]

There is another SP operating from Eccleshall with a similar profile same price structure probably the friend hiding Sultry Sienna Baby

External Link/Members Only

This is the link to Sultry Sienna Baby, maybe OP can confirm if this is the friend, so we can cross her off the list too?

[Itsonlyme]

I can’t be 100% it’s her but I notice she is available today on AW

[Itsonlyme]

Voluptuous Vanessa

Not sure how to link AW(perhaps admin can oblige)


Definitely my worse punt so far in oh so many ways

Finding myself free I decided to try a SP I had seen pop up on AW. I like a woman with meat on the bones so fired off a text fairly prompt reply time agreed

So I wait for directions... text back requesting them...told to use satnav....no postcode
Then she rings maybe issue for some but I’m ok with it postcode given and she says can I put it back ten minutes,sure no problem. She says text when u arrive And tells me to park in community centre car park

Being a good ex squaddie I do recce of possible location, new estate nearby is where postcode takes me.

Text my arrival..radio silence..ring number..voicemail..ring again..voicemail then she rings me saying going to be another ten minutes as she has a friend round and she will ring when ready. I then notice a car pull up near my parking place two women on board both looking at me. I then think is she an ex squaddie because realise she’s is doing a recce!

I decide to leave and as I’m driving away she calls and says she ready. I ask where the friend is she says she’s gone.

Approach house let in by vannessa who is dressed in plain slip not sexy at all tits smaller than stated and invited upstairs to back bedroom no carpet mattresses on floor. All my instincts are telling me to walk but I resist. What follows was a shit attempt at massage followed by “ don’t squeeze tits to hard “Which we’re sweaty  covered oral no kissing allowed no doggy just cowgirl I attempted RO but stinky fanny so gave that up as bad idea lost interest had handjob And got dressed as quick as I could headed downstairs to open plan ground floor to see body lying flat on settee under a coat. Say hello to the “friend”

Cost £80

So in conclusion if you want to throw money away like me you know where to go

This waste of time is back as External Link/Members Only False feedback from same punter who’s own feedback is from another SP who stables in Eccelshall with this waste of time..Avoid

[Fac51]

This waste of time is back as External Link/Members Only False feedback from same punter who’s own feedback is from another SP who stables in Eccelshall with this waste of time..Avoid

Good info fella 

See "biggray" is at it again on A W