Pupi Diva Marylebone maybe a TOFTT
External Link/Members Only£200 for 60 mins incall. It’s a few weeks ago now.
Comms:
Arranged with Diva on Telegram. No issues whatsoever.
Location:
A first floor flat on quite a busy shopping street. It wasn’t particularly obvious I was up to no good
Room:
The place wasn’t terrible but not the last word in luxury either. Shower and bathroom were just about functional.
Looks and attitude:
I should have walked. I’ve walked before. I can walk again. I mean it wasn’t obvious she was sullen and disinterested the moment I walked in, but the absence of any kind of warmth should have been more of a giveaway. Neither in the dim light of the hallway, was it obvious before she took off her silk gown that she was thin enough with very odd shaped enhanced tits so as to be not all that attractive. So my mistake was handing over the cash too early.
Positives:
Few. She didn’t give me covid or wipe her arse on my shirt. Is that a positive? I came. I think she smiled once but I can’t be sure.
Neutral:
She tried to give OW and didn’t scrape her teeth on my nob. She accepted a bit of massage which I hoped might warm her up a bit. She let me give her RO and despite my mindblowing excellence at this, she didn’t scream her tits off and wake the neighbours.
Negative:
Just a transactionally minimal effort throughout. I knew her likes list was not extensive but I like pretty vanilla stuff so that doesn’t usually bother me.
Told I could only put the tip in because she couldn’t take any more than that - so I complied and was consciously very gentle. Zero willingness to try for pop 2 (although to be fair she didn’t flat out refuse a direct request. She just put on her gown and looked at her phone pretty much the moment I withdrew) I don’t even know if could have got it up again for her.
Conclusion:
Highly recommended………….only if you want to waste an hour and 200 quid and then wallow in some self hatred.
