Mia 30 - Birmingham (Aston)

[Splicer69]

Finally ventured out after a prolonged break from punting to see Mia -  I really shouldn't have bothered.

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It transpires that Mia used to work at Lush as Hannah who I now realise has had various feedback on this forum.

Hannah/Mia is 5'2, fit albeit a few extra pounds on her belly but nothing off-putting. Breasts are firm, C cup, nice shaved pussy and a very firm bum, spankable.. she doesn't do any bum fun but that's not my thing anyway.

The place is a multi-occupancy converted house and first impression was dire, the entrance, stairwells and building gave the impression of a down and out squat, drug den but I wasn't there to inspect the building.

I paid 120 for 1.5 hours, apparently I was one of her first since she decided to go indie from Lush and today,  has now increased her rates to ridiculous levels.

The meet:

I was looking forward to this, especially with the vfm rate and, I hadn't had a punt in over two years so why the negative?

Mia is not a natural escort, does not know how to provide a service, totally lacklustre. Attempts at owo started well but her teeth kept catching and me letting out a small yelp she asked what was the matter - hmm, yer teeth love. We kissed, light, french but she had a cracked lip, bit of a sore on one lip too... She put condom on and I asked for CG, which was ok but I had lost interest by now tbh, I wasn't going to be satiated. I gave up in the end.

One thing that really annoyed me during the meeting was she kept picking up her phone and replying to texts and bookings, even took a call from a friend! Then she started complaining she was being bombarded with texts and maybe she would be better back at Lush. She then started arguing with herself that no, she is better off as an indie. I thought that maybe Lush might not take her back, she seems deluded as to how wonderful a service she can provide - according to her AW profile.

Would I see again? Nope. Caveat Emptor

[Punterperson1971]

Good review op and Shame it’s a negative for your first one on here,her profile looks really good but as from your review looks like empty promises

[Straightsix]

Thanks for the info. Far too many idiots think a blow job is putting your mouth around a penis and headbanging.

[pbrown355]

Isn't it? That's how I always do it.

[Cal55]

Isn't it? That's how I always do it.

Is it? You set yourself up for that one mate.

[Cal55]

Unfortunate that you had a bad one OP. Better luck next time out.

Personally, I don’t find her pics flattering at all. Props to her for keeping them natural and not photoshopping, etc though. But at £180 an hour… way too steep!

[Straightsix]

Isn't it? That's how I always do it.

Huh? You mean they make you suck your own cock? 😆 talk about bad service !