After reading a positive on this place,
I rang and asked if they have a room with a shower, after seeing pics on their site, asked for mesha! Who was mentioned on a previous review, Was told she was on and booked, arrived on time, walked up door was locked, knocked and a lady opened up, pleasant lady I would say about 30’s, maybe size 10/12, small boobs and nothing special …. Told her I have an appointment with mesha, took me into a room and found out it was her who would be doing the massage.
No shower in room, told her I booked room with shower…. She pointed to a room further down…… basically you would have to walk out bollock naked in view of passing people to get from room to shower !!! So skipped that bit. Was in need of a massage and stripped and got on table….
She came in and started to massage….asked her name… said Lucy or Lisa ( I cannot remember fully) No technique or skill to the massage… started on neck then back… I was thinking wtf ! Then got to ass and legs , started ball tickles !!! Me like and start getting hard… but moved away, to the legs , back to balls … this was in no way a edging way… all this time I can hear people shouting outside, I can hear some punter coming in, some woman shouting in chinese , the more frustrating! She would get you going and they completely back off till you forget about it… I was not enjoying it on bit.
She did this a few times… finally asked to turn over…. Does the same shit oil swirling on arms legs and touches cock and balls and I start to get harder …. And again abandoned them for so long that I am soft,
She did this a few times, and btw …. She was trying to be sexy or whatever … and blowing kisses to me… but her breath stunk !
By this time I just wanted to get out of there… she asked if I want B2B for 50 ! I said not thanks … ended the session…. Checked was 45 mins in and got my clothes on and got the fuck out of there… first time in my life I have left a massage without a HE!
This was truley a terrible experience. I will not be visiting again for sure. Should have stuck with the trusty Osterley girls in motspur down the road !
