Dana at Diva - Earls court - Dreadful

[pantywetter]

Saw a few good reviews on Dana recently so thought I would jump in there.
 
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Diva comms - The first few times I tried this booking, the SMS conversation would stop halfway through.  Diva recently admitted they have had problems with their SMS line.  Third time trying and I successfully made the booking over Telegram.  This one was not hassle free though. 

Location - Apartment 5 minutes from Earls Court.  Nice enough location. 

The girl - I think she looks 4-5 years older than the stated age, closer to 30 than 24.  Pretty enough though and well turned out in lingerie. 

My main problem with her was her literal obsession with hygeine. 

First, she basically pushes you towards the shower.  I always have one anyway despite having one a few hours before. 

She also insists you use mouthwash which likewise I always do.  At this point I was starting to wonder if I smelt or something. 

I came out of the shower and she insisted on dropping the towel to examine my still flacid cock.  She pulled the foreskin back and did a thorough close up examination in a lit room.  It felt like a Doctors surgery.  She then sprayed the alcohol spray all around the bell end and gave it a rough wipe.  Bit of a mood killer. 

Then she stands up and literally sniffed my breath! 

I thought I would struggle to get hard here, but with a bit of trying I managed to fuck her in the usual mish, girl on top, smashed from behind.   

The DFK was more LFK than the DFK which some punters have experienced which is enough to kill the punt for me without the nonsense above.

Alcohol sprayed wet wipes on my groin and her pussy before fking.

I came once after 30 minutes.  Got directed back to the shower, but told her I was going to leave.  Back on the street 35 minutes later.  I think round 2 would have been available but it was about as erotic as a trip to a hospital.

I should point out I am late 30s, white, not overweight, clean, professional guy who always maintains good hygeine.  Especially I give the cock a good scrub each time to ensure a good sucking.  I am certainly not Brad Pitt but there was zero justification for the above.

Luckily I got a freebie from Seeking last week and have the same lined up for this week, so can hopefully dodge Diva for a while. 

Cost - £250.  The money was clean enough to go straight in the kitty!

Looks - 6/10
Performance - 4/10
Would I return - Never
 

[MysteryManNo.7]

I can understand WGs wanting to ensure their clients are clean and hygienic and encouraging a shower even if you've showered before arriving is fine but this girl is just taking the piss.

I always shower and brush my teeth at home before arriving and will do so again at location if the girl I've booked wants. Have also had a couple inspect my foreskin which ok fine but usually most are pretty laid back and happy that I'm clean and fresh-breathed before I arrive.

I find it funny because I doubt this girl, or most WGs for that matter take the time to scrub themselves properly clean between clients especially agency girls.

[asianguy251]

This lady has got ocd for sure.

[pantywetter]

I can understand WGs wanting to ensure their clients are clean and hygienic and encouraging a shower even if you've showered before arriving is fine but this girl is just taking the piss.

I always shower and brush my teeth at home before arriving and will do so again at location if the girl I've booked wants. Have also had a couple inspect my foreskin which ok fine but usually most are pretty laid back and happy that I'm clean and fresh-breathed before I arrive.

I find it funny because I doubt this girl, or most WGs for that matter take the time to scrub themselves properly clean between clients especially agency girls.

This is the thing I forgot to mention, her breath and hair a tinge of cigarette smoke.

Normally I wouldn't even notice or mention it, but to expect such fastidious standards of us and not get the same back is ironic!

I would also point out that the other reviews point out this behaviour with shower and listerine etc so it's not just me.  I likewise think a shower and a good scrub is thoroughly reasonable, but an eye level inspection and alcoholic rub down of your bell end in a cold lit room is not reasonable and not what you expect from a high end escort. 

[bonapati]

Sounds completely different from the Dana I met.

[pantywetter]

Sounds completely different from the Dana I met.

I notice it’s 20 days post your review.

One thing for sure with Diva girls is that you need to get in early on their trip for the best service.

Or maybe I repulsed her.  Alas...

[bonapati]

I notice it’s 20 days post your review.

One thing for sure with Diva girls is that you need to get in early on their trip for the best service.

Or maybe I repulsed her.  Alas...

True. I left it tidy though.

You seem to have a lot of red Diva reviews.

[Devil4thrill]

I had reviewed her here a few weeks ago. She was fantastic. Loved every bit of her. Did not inspect me or behave weirdly. Maybe she had a weird client before you and became paranoid.

[JackSaint]

These girls get busy, particularly after a good review, as a wise man said, if she had as many pricks on the outside as she'd had inside, she'd be a porcupine.

[MrMatrix]

I wonder what her reaction would be if you conducted that sort of inspection on her. No doubt she'd be indignant as you rightly are. I too wouldnt go back either. I would have stayed the full 60 minutes though if only to piss her off.
However from what you say the punt itself went reasonably well - got your rocks off.
Hope your next punt leaves you feeling like a king

[pantywetter]

Well I would be interested to hear back if anyone else sees her.  See if I specifically got the surgical inspection and breath smell test!

Despite the good reviews, I expect better for £250+ an hour.

I seem to about one third positive, neutral, negative on my Diva reviews with a bad run of negatives.  I am being fair on the negatives, especially at the new high rates.  I also tend to repeat a lot with the positives such as Olivia (15+ times), Iraklia, Tavolga.

[bonapati]

Well I would be interested to hear back if anyone else sees her.  See if I specifically got the surgical inspection and breath smell test!

Despite the good reviews, I expect better for £250+ an hour.

I seem to about one third positive, neutral, negative on my Diva reviews with a bad run of negatives.  I am being fair on the negatives, especially at the new high rates.  I also tend to repeat a lot with the positives such as Olivia (15+ times), Iraklia, Tavolga.

Good advice especially when there is are so many over priced and under-performing hookers out there. .

I always wondered why Hendrix met up with KDD so often - to mitigate risk?

Always bear in mind as much as our DNA, persona and attitude are all different you shouldn’t expect punts to be a replica of each other.

[pantywetter]

Always bear in mind as much as our DNA, persona and attitude are all different you shouldn’t expect punts to be a replica of each other.

I have been in this game a long time, so can accept not clicking, or bad chemistry.  However, my last 4 negatives at Diva are all objective facts:

Dana - Over the top clinical examination
Lunna - No time for round 2 after an agency mix up
Ashley - Laid there like a dead fish whilst I shagged her mate
Lera - Jaw hurts so can't give a blowjob

In the £150 days I would have put them all down to experience, but at £250+ I think these are deservedly negative reviews and more than just people having different experiences.

Anyway, will leave it there.  She has some good reviews so would be interested in other peoples experiences if they do take a visit to the hospital.   

[bonapati]

I have been in this game a long time, so can accept not clicking, or bad chemistry.  However, my last 4 negatives at Diva are all objective facts:

Dana - Over the top clinical examination
Lunna - No time for round 2 after an agency mix up
Ashley - Laid there like a dead fish whilst I shagged her mate
Lera - Jaw hurts so can't give a blowjob

In the £150 days I would have put them all down to experience, but at £250+ I think these are deservedly negative reviews and more than just people having different experiences.

Anyway, will leave it there.  She has some good reviews so would be interested in other peoples experiences if they do take a visit to the hospital.

I don’t disagree with you. The form of the hookers pointed out above is unacceptable, though I’ve only seen one of the four - and I’m not screaming to revisit.

[MrMatrix]

I have been in this game a long time, so can accept not clicking, or bad chemistry.  However, my last 4 negatives at Diva are all objective facts:

Dana - Over the top clinical examination
Lunna - No time for round 2 after an agency mix up
Ashley - Laid there like a dead fish whilst I shagged her mate
Lera - Jaw hurts so can't give a blowjob

In the £150 days I would have put them all down to experience, but at £250+ I think these are deservedly negative reviews and more than just people having different experiences.

Anyway, will leave it there.  She has some good reviews so would be interested in other peoples experiences if they do take a visit to the hospital.

Agree with you totally. Keep the review quality up OP.