Sam @Lush Birmingham

[Punter S Thompson]

After being let down by another Lush girl that fucked off home early, I ended up seeing one that is way older than I would normally go for.
Paid £60 for ½ in a bog standard apartment in Digbeth.

SAM
It's her in the pics, but looks a little older and more..... masculine?!
I'm no expert here but think she may have taken hormone tablets or something??
Deep voice, stubble, very saggy tits and arse, and the biggest clit I've ever seen.  Hate being negative about a girls appearance but just trying to be honest without being too derogatory.
She was really pleasant and eager to please though.

THE PUNT
Didnt really fancy fucking her so just face fucked her and got her to rim me, and to be fair, they were both done really well. Proper deep throat with loads of spit and gagging etc. Ended up coming all over her face and in her mouth.
She is a really nice woman and the services I requested were all done enthusiastically and to a high level.
Her appearance just isnt for me though.

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[alibirmingham]

Better luck next time mate. Scary thoughts come into my head based on your description of her. I won’t say the words but fully understand why you didn’t end up shagging her.

Which one did you have booked that let you down?

[Punter S Thompson]

Better luck next time mate. Scary thoughts come into my head based on your description of her. I won’t say the words but fully understand why you didn’t end up shagging her.

Which one did you have booked that let you down?

Thanks mate. Pretty sure I know what you're getting at, she's definitely a woman though!
It was Serina that I had originally booked. Looks like she's totally off the rota now.

[Dark Vader]

It was Serina that I had originally booked. Looks like she's totally off the rota now.

Yeah I had that same let down. Looks like I wont be getting into the wardrobe anytime soon.

[Dark Vader]

SAM
It's her in the pics, but looks a little older and more..... masculine?!
I'm no expert here but think she may have taken hormone tablets or something??
Deep voice, stubble, very saggy tits and arse, and the biggest clit I've ever seen.

Probably an ex bodybuilder. What part of the country did she sound like she was from?

[Punter S Thompson]

Probably an ex bodybuilder. What part of the country did she sound like she was from?

Yeah, that's what I thought.
I don't remember her having an accent, so not sure where she's from mate.

[Dark Vader]

I don't remember her having an accent, so not sure where she's from mate.

No worries. Cheers.