External Link/Members Only | London
Note: Meet took place in late June, and since then, there's been a significant price hike.
My first erotic massage in London since I moved here last year. Thanks to UKP for the review. Finally stopped lurking you lots' fantastic write-ups and got to writing a review myself. Please be kind. But do let me know how I can improve with these going forward.
Comms: 10/10
Quite seamless. Called Anita around 2pm, and she told me she had some available slots in about an hour and a half. She texted her postcode immediately after the call, and the address followed. I was out of her apartment block's door at 4.
Quick thing to note. I have contacted Anita twice since, and she hasn't taken my calls like the first time. I blame it on her schedule and the fact that she probably handles her own comms. But she texts in case she misses the calls with what she offers and prices etc. So not bad there.
Location: 6/10
It's pretty much behind the London Bridge station, a 5 min walk max. It's a modern apartment block, next to a bustling pub, and Anita wanted me to message her from downstairs. As I reached 5 mins earlier, it was a bit of an awkward wait. But right as the clock struck the hour of our meet, she came down to get me.
Girl: 6/10
Anita opened the door wearing a dark pink uniform (very spa worker-esque). It reminded me of the spa workers in some nicer hotels/ resorts I have visited over the years.
Tbqh I was a bit disappointed to see her. As my first erotic experience in London, I had some terribly high expectations, and I think she wasn't what I wanted my first big smoke WG to look like.
She was much smaller than I expected, looked much older than her pictures (add at least 5-7 years or more to the AW pics), and a bit heavier. But had a cute smile and seemed like a professional masseuse.
Accommodation: 8/10
She took me to an apartment that seemed like a massage parlour setup. I had to take off my shoes at the front door and then was led to a hot room at the very end of the corridor. The massage room, or what was technically a bedroom, had a professional-looking massage table with a one-time use disposable cover (which was quite hygienic) and a bed. The shower was quite big and tidy too.
Experience: 7/10
After the paperwork (£70 for 30 mins), I was offered a shower. I don't think she offers assisted showers. While I remembered it from some earlier reviews, it being my first such experience, I was a bit nervous to ask her. She had left the room when I went into the shower. She had asked me to make myself comfortable when I was done with the washing up.
Post shower got on the massage table fully naked. She came back to the room and put on some very basic relaxing music. What followed was a very dull and light massage, but I didn't really care as I was there for the massive natural titties I had read about.
(Thank the heavens for the proper massages I have had from Monica at Nova Anima, but that review will have to wait another day)
10 mins of massage on the back and legs with some light cc swipes, and then finally she stopped to undress. She got on the table and then rubbed what seemed like pretty massive tits on my back for a couple of minutes.
She asked me to turn around and then took me to the bed, where she gave a pretty solid titjob (she definitely knows how to use them). She had a slight belly which I didn't mind.
She said I could touch and kiss her everywhere but the lips. And no touching the private parts either. I mean, I couldn't care less tbh and went to town on the titties.
10/15 mins in, I erupted. She cleaned herself and me with some tissues and asked me to take another shower. Went in for a quick one and said my goodbyes.
She came to drop me at the main door of the apartment building yet again.
Verdict: 6.5/10
One of the biggest reason(s) for the Positive were the boobies, as they definitely did not disappoint.
Anita was also quite pleasant and friendly with a warm smile. She didn't speak perfect English, but I think we had some sort of a conversation for the first 5-10 mins of the massage.
Will I go back?
Since this experience, I have reached out to her twice, but she didn't pick up her cell either time. Both times she messaged me back with her new prices, which are unbelievably high for a 30 min massage.
£100 for 30 mins? I mean, I've had a fantastic experience with Nikki from Olina for £50 more. And Monica's 45min B2Bs for around £95 are worth the massage alone.
So I don't think I am going back to Anita any time soon unless the prices drop.
