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External Link/Members OnlyAlthough she had no UKP reviews, I thought I'd give Hellen a call to see if I could fit in a visit during my shopping trip to Reading. Although the profile gives a central Reading postcode, she was actually operating in a hotel in Southcote. That added a taxi fare out and a bus fare back to the cost, but I've hardly been spending anything on punting for 18 months, so I decided, what the heck, let's TOFTT.
Comms were a somewhat confused mixture of text and voice calls, but things worked out in the end. She's Romanian but, while her spoken English is good, deciphering her texts is quite a challenge. Like so many WGs, she wouldn't send the room number by text, so I had to lurk in the hotel carpark to call her to get the number. As this seems to be common practice, I can't really complain, but I often think it would be much smoother just to walk straight in knowing the room number. I suppose they like to give you directions to avoid you looking lost in reception.
Welcomed on arrival with a big kiss, a cuddle and a grope. She was in a black top and skirt over bra and tights. She's a big girl, 5'7" in heels, which she took off to bring her closer to my 5'5". I handed over £70 for the requested 30 minutes. Her looks are pretty basic and she's quite chunky: probably equals or exceeds my 12.5 stone. We chatted and cuddled briefly - I'm not sure I wanted to know about her health issues, but I think she wanted to explain some marks on her arm where she'd had a biopsy. She undressed us both fairly quickly, a little bit to quickly for my liking, but I wasn't really expecting much of a GFE. Then to the bed for some more cuddles and DFK followed by OW, sex in missionary and finished with her bringing me off over her tits. I had a shower and then we had a very friendly conversation on one of the oddest topics that has ever come up in my punting career: she's a big fan of animated cartoons and had a Tintin movie on the TV, so we compared notes on the characters.
All in all, this was a perfectly good pump and dump with a friendly woman, but not a looker. I am not sure I'd return unless she was the only show in town - but that will very likely happen, as the Reading scene is getting worse and worse. In any case, I hope Captain Haddock and the Thom(p)son twins enjoyed the show
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