Warning: this is a review of a threesome punt with a female and a transvestite.
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External Link/Members OnlyIt took place at my home in South London but the couple are based near Crawley so I reckon the review is better placed in this South-East section than in London.
This was one of five punts I enjoyed during a three-week window of opportunity in mid-September. I had found Amy and Alex’s profile while casting my research net wider than usual. I found what they were offering an immediate turn-on and simply had to meet them. I wasn’t able to embark on a major expedition so decided to offer them their usual two-hour outcall fee of £210 plus another £50 because they’d be travelling out of their area. They said yes at once.
Their rates are very low compared to most couple escorts (of all types) and it’s clear from the profile that they offer these kinky encounters as much for the enjoyment as for the cash.
Comms: All done by AW message starting a couple of days in advance and with a system booking too. Amy asked what I preferred in terms of outfits and action and I let them know I wasn’t a massive fan of PVC, which appears in most of their profile pictures. I also said I wanted to be active for the first hour and passive for the second.
They showed up at my door in London SW16 exactly on time despite heavy traffic and despite having to hunt high and low for somewhere to park. They are a real-life couple and Alex was in male guise so the first thing that happened is that they both spent 15 minutes in my bedroom getting into their gladrags.
Escorts: what you see on the profile is what you get. Amy is big, blonde, brash and buxom and more dominant. Alex appears to be younger, scrubs up very nicely in female guise, speaks in a whisper to preserve the feminine illusion, and obeys instructions from both Amy and the punter if that’s what’s wanted.
They were both wearing sexy lingerie but I can’t remember the details except that it wasn’t PVC. I was delighted by the solidity of Alex’s erect cock once we got going. I’d say it was just short of seven inches and of average girth, but absolutely rock-solid the whole time we were playing. I’ve handled scores of T-girl cocks in my time and this was the most impressively rigid. Amy agreed she was a lucky girl having it to play with full-time.
Services: DFK, mutual fondling, OWO from both, reverse oral on Amy, 69 with both, me attempting missionary with Amy but not lasting long due to condom wilt, me failing to penetrate Alex’s bum (same problem). Half-time breather (without a climax) then more 69, with first Amy fucking my bum with a modestly sized strap-on while Alex and I sucked each other’s cocks, then Alex fucking me with the aforementioned rock-solid rod. It hurt a bit going in but then felt fabulous as we got into an energetic rhythm. This was followed by lubed-up frottage with Alex and I rubbing our cocks while kissing, then we both shot our loads with CIM.
Action: it was all too much of a blur to add much detail to the list above. This pair are super-horny and enjoyed having someone as kinky and experienced as me to play with, even if my ageing todger let me down as per usual. There were very few moments when only one of them was involved and they both did their best to keep me occupied and happy throughout the long booking. Whenever my nether regions were occupied Amy shoved her giant tits into my face, for example.
I can’t remember what happened to my spunk after I came into Alex’s eager mouth (it certainly wasn’t spit out) but I can still see the moment now when Alex shot repeated large spurts into Amy’s mouth with the spillage dripping between my own lips a few inches below. When the flow finally stopped Amy fed a good helping into my mouth then we all exchanged deep and sloppy kisses filled with creamy hot cum. Yum!
The action was over about 90 minutes after it started but I was shagged out, happy and fully sated. I left them to gather their things, clean up all the lube and condoms littered around my bed, then get back into street gear and go on their way with all of us saying how great it had been.
Verdict: What a fantastic experience. I’ll happily see them again as soon as I can – which won’t be for a good while yet.
PS: just noticed this is my 69th review. How appropriate!
