Bookham Surrey R&T - nooo leesa

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A few weeks ago hangover horn when surfacing & this needed alleviating
Phoned & asked which burds - answer:  Lisa & Sandy
Lost track of the no. of meets with the edging queen Lisa, i'm thinking ideal
Booked an hour which is 45 + 20 and little brain in charge set off on my mission

Rocked up however a different Lisa, thought fuck it in for a penny ...
Though reduced the time to 30 mins @ 30 + 20
Better than the average burd there, they're all like 30s & 40s [edit:  a few 50s]
Nothing amazing however its usually ideal for a ronseal R&T HJ

A bigger rack than most chinese burds sport & no bra & a tight silky top which she trailed over littleWP's helmet
They recognize me & there's little to no warm up, 5 mins tops
[as for the places doing like 45 mins massage on an hour booking fuck that for a game of soldiers]
Straight into RU's & CC's & the tits on my helmet plus some up-selling & her top came off for an extra 20
Which i don't usually succumb to
Takes instruction well [good ingrish], some quality edging & extended nipple down the japper [tugging at the same] which was a novelty

For a HJ session it did exactly what it said on the tin
Hangover evaporating rapidly & after expecting a different burd overall was 

Would i recommend ? - yes if you like a R&T HJ session with very limited actual massage  which is easy to arrange & won't break the bank
Will i return ? - yes however with one of the other burds, who seem to work on 1-2 weeks cycles with some new ones periodically visiting 
PS - phoned a week or two later to ask which burds working & the response was 'noooo leesa', so i wasn't the only punter expecting the edging queen

[whitecube]

Thanks for the review, I was exactly caught out by this as well.  These places need to be fair on the name allocations.  The name 'Lisa' should only be used by the OG icon of price-to-performance, HJ queen Lisa.  Oddly enough trading standards didn't seem too bothered about my complaint though.....

[webpunter]

Trading standards 

[MrMatrix]

O dear Webby - No Lisa- Yikes.
With the frequency you see them they should be giving you a discount by now

[advent2016]

I complained to Trading Standards about Swallows in Brighton

[webpunter]

Indirectly there is, of sorts

If a new burd i casually mention lots of visits & name drop 'old' leesa

On one of the visits leesa said there was a new masseuse & was recommending [turned out ace]

I asked if leesa would mention the set up, like diddly massage, to her

Accordingly [mamasan] Leesa babbled something in mandarin

There's a sign on the wall, advising 'no sexual services'

More like no massage services 

O dear Webby - No Lisa- Yikes.
With the frequency you see them they should be giving you a discount by now

[webpunter]

Hence whilst pricing the same, the action starts early doors
At 30 for 30 minit & 45 for 60 minit [+20] etc, you'd have to be tight as arseholes to request a discount
Would be demeaning for the massage burds & make the punter look a funt

[Krisslaw99]

So here we are all looking for the return of Jasmine and the whereabouts of the real Lisa   
Jasmine supposedly stuck back in China and Lisa as allusive as catching a snowflake.
Has anyone actually seen her recently 

[SpaceRaiderDave]

With the frequency you see them they should be giving you a discount by now

This place does offer a discount for regulars.
They have a loyalty card scheme and after 10 massages the next one is free. You are given a card which is stamped each visit. i've been going to this shop for 6 or 7 years and have had 3 or 4 free massages during that time.

[webpunter]

Well i never
Had a few Bookham R&T sessions recently doing reviews so gonna give the place a swerve for a while
Will enquire when next there
Thanks for the intel 

This place does offer a discount for regulars.
They have a loyalty card scheme and after 10 massages the next one is free. You are given a card which is stamped each visit. i've been going to this shop for 6 or 7 years and have had 3 or 4 free massages during that time.