External Link/Members OnlyThis girl has a few good reviews but since she's upped her prices and decreased her services (off the books anyway), I feel the need for this review to advise others. And I need something to do whilst I wait for my food.
For the price, not one of my best punts, certainly not the best value. But anyway, I'll be brief as this doesn't deserve much of my time. This is just for the benefit of my fellow punters as my loyalty is always to men.
I'll start first with the playlist
- Pay
- Shower
- Standing kiss
- Standing OWO, DT
- COB
- Rest & Chat
- RO & Kissing
- Missionary
- Doggy
- Rest with OWO
- OWO DT to HJ
- Shower
I'll start with the goodGreat communication. Maybe a slow day but I booked on the day and set everything up in a few messages.
Lovely girl. Definitely, facially attractive (under all that make up, sigh). My first Arab girl. I don't think we connected but she was nice anyway. Given that I prefer Orientals and I've been with 9's and 10's in Hong Kong, Japan and China, I'd give her an 8. Facially. But there are beautiful girls everywhere, not so rare, but in London, yes, quite rare. And punting, rare AF.
Body wise, hmmm, tricky. The worst thing about Orientals is the lack of good bums. I like bums and Layla has a great one. I'd say she was a size 8 though, maybe even 10 as you can see in her pictures the haunches creeping upwards. Also, and I remember seeing another girl with the same height inferiority complex, she wears 5 inch Louboutins to make her look tall on entry, only removing them when on her knees or on the bed. It's sad that petite girls do this, It's very feminine to be shorter than a man. Most men are my height (172cm) and it feels great to kiss a girl when you are taller. I know why they do this and it's a sad reflection of women's attitudes these days.
Good location. Right in the middle of Soho. Easy. Closest station, hmmm, Tot. Ct. Rd.
Lots of kissing. Not really deep but good enough. Some tongue but not as deep as some girls I've been with. Great fat lips. But she smokes and, even after brushing, you can taste it. Off putting.
'Come as many times as you can [laugh]' - Challenge accepted
RO and light fingering - Nice if you like that type of thing. (by why bother? It's risky and they can't feel anything anymore, it's all fake)
Tight-ish pussy - Not sure if I wasn't all the way hard but I popped out few times which happens to me with tight girls. Great view in doggy, and in the mirrors conveniently angled by the bed.
Works really hard for the money, I guess to compensate?
Now the mediumOWO was 6/10. Enough toothage so that my cock was feeling a bit scraped afterwards. But she can do pretty decent DT, not all the way but she did a good job and for quite a long time. Respect.
Again, smokes which is a big no no for me, I don't want to get cock cancer LOL (Answers No to 'Do you smoke? on AW, so that's a lie)
...and now the bad.No CIM. No CIF. For £400... ...wtf am I paying for??
I read previous reviews, especially from Stuart (my hero) that she did this. When I asked she replied with a cheerful 'nope!'. Now, I thought, maybe I should have confirmed (so I wouldn't ruin her make up) but that's bullshit. For £400 I can imagine the service I'd get in HK (a Duo with some HK porn's star twins) or with a nubile Japanese girl, bareback in a Soapland (yes, I've done it). So yes, a week's worth of juice wasted with just COB. Layla was actually my second choice after a girl I saw previously cancelled who does awesome DT CIM CIF. What a f*ing waste. Yes, I accept that it's my mistake as she doesn't list it on her AW profile but other reviews mention CIM & CIF. I should have confirmed. My bad, but still. If you want these then confirm because YMMV. Hate random shit like this.
Actually, Layla reminded me a lot of one of my best punts ever (Ticha Young) tanned, long black hair, big lips, small breasts and educated. But Layla pales in comparison to Ticha, who was half the price and double the service. Where are you Ticha!??
I will accept that I've been spoilt with great service from some girls. So any new girls have a lot to live up to. But for £400... ...I don't want to think about it. Neutral bordering on negative, just because of the cost and the random service (and the smokers breath that makes me want to vomit every time I think about it). I value her service (if you don't care about looks) at about £200/250 max. God knows who's pushing up the price. If you want guaranteed CIM/CIF then confirm or look elsewhere.
Anyway, The End.
I can't stand this drought any longer, next year I'm moving to Thailand.
