Communication:
I was in Birmingham to pick up a car a month or so back. Saw that her and EnglishSexyEmma AKA SlimTattooedSlag were the top two featured on AW. Decided on teacola and gave her a ring. She was very polite on the phone although sounded very ditzy with a thick Yorkshire accent. Suprise suprise her and Emma are touring together
Venue:
Bham city centre but B5 side close to Arcadian and new street station. Buzzed in no issues and seemed like a serviced apartment.
Price:
£200 for 60 mins
The girl:
Nice looking but it’s all fakery, clip in teeth that gave her a lisp, fake hair with glue showing and also obviously a bit rough. Has a mans name tattooed on her vagina that’s covered with roses. Large fake breasts, wide hips with a small tucked in arse, she’s slim but not toned. Best feature is that she’s tall so in heels she’s over 6ft. At first glance she looks like a pornstar with huge fake tits and that’s why she got my £200. When I got into the booking I realised what she actually looks like. She’s also Older than advertised but that’s fine with me.
Service:
Routine from an experienced sp. kissing was good but her teeth were offputting. I don’t know why huge fake teeth are in now but not a fan. She gives a great blowjob and rode me like a champ with her long legs. Doggy wasn’t a goer cause her arse has no meat. (Sidenote I followed her on Snapchat before this and she took pictures and videos insinuating a big arse). I finished once and was done. I had a shower and slowly put my clothes back on as teacola told me she’s going to be in a film with Vinnie Jones. Wonder how she got that
Wouldn’t let me cum on her face either, I offered a £30 tip but she was booked back to back, said I could extend with emma. I wanted to meet her first, but teacola said she doesn’t let clients look at her for free.
Definitely one ticked off the bucket list but not my cup of tea.
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