Teresa1000, Peterborough - in the bath!!

[LasolitaryController]

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So I returned to Teresa1000 and did the thing in the bath. Communications were much easier this time as I had her number and the text was prompt and good. Great parking and the house is in a quiet suburban area of Peterborough.

Teresa opened the door in her dressing gown and I was pleased to see she had already had the bath ready, not wasting my valuable time. Started with DFK, very passionate, sometimes too passionate and I slip three fingers up her already wet hole. The only problem is she has put so much make up on that it got on my shirt….loads of foundation covering up pretty poor facial skin and a few ageing whispy white hairs all around the chin. Just be careful of this if you don’t want the other half to be suspicious. But she looked good enough. I took her robe off….nice body but without the sexy lingerie she looks quite ageing and a bit saggy/untoned but lovely flat stomach….she seems to have lots of scars on her back….asked why and she didn’t want to respond fair enough.

Outside the bath she drops to her knees and sucks without a condom really enthusiastically putting her hands behind her back. Now I did notice lots of make-up stored around the base of the toilet which doesn’t seem the most hygienic thing with clients using it but I digress.

We get in the bath, I think Teresa is a bit older than he states……but what’s age…..I’m a fat, hairy bald man 😂😂 We both wash each other and she puts on a condom and we do the business and it doesn’t really work out so we move to the bedroom.

She puts another condom and gets on all fours and presents both holes in the air and I plunge in the pink one and fuck her really really hard and she can take it over and over and over…..brilliant. An added bonus is she has a full length mirror so I can watch her being taken…..very nice.

I pop and we have a some nice cuddles on the bed with fingers and cuddles.

Best £80 I’ve spent for the hour.

Teresa seen with no clothes on and make up coming off shows up some poor, oily facial skin and some sagging in the key areas but she looks good enough to pop in once a month as she does everything with such enthusiasm.

Recommend 👍👍👍 All clean, safe and discreet 👍👍

[Condominium]

Posts like this make me puke.

So you’re a fat, overweight bald guy paying less than the quoted £100 min one hour booking fee.

She’s a tall, slim, willing, attractive WG who gives her all with authentic enthusiasm.

Bit of a mismatch eh?

But not to worry. You levelled the playing field nicely by criticising her ageing skin, saggy body (but somehow flat stomach), overuse of ‘slap’, how she stores her makeup unhygienically etc.

You really don’t deserve the service you’ve now enjoyed twice. As for the WG, I met her for the first time this week and she’s a credit to her profession and a Godsend to punters.

[LasolitaryController]

Well sorry to make you puke…..pop on a review and show me how it should be done thanks mate. Great service….highly recommended 👍 Totally agree with you 👍

[sensualencounter]

Posts like this make me puke.

So you’re a fat, overweight bald guy paying less than the quoted £100 min one hour booking fee.

She’s a tall, slim, willing, attractive WG who gives her all with authentic enthusiasm.

Bit of a mismatch eh?

But not to worry. You levelled the playing field nicely by criticising her ageing skin, saggy body (but somehow flat stomach), overuse of ‘slap’, how she stores her makeup unhygienically etc.

You really don’t deserve the service you’ve now enjoyed twice. As for the WG, I met her for the first time this week and she’s a credit to her profession and a Godsend to punters.

And this post should be on the punting wiki as the perfect template for a white knight. Rather amusing you taking up arms in defence of this fair maiden against someone who’s given her 2 positives

Posts like THIS make me puke.

[LasolitaryController]

I have to say….that was my thinking….really positive about this WG….she is definitely enthusiastic and delivers…I think I made that clear 👍

[Bighorn123]

I doubt very much that condominium is gods gift to women any more than the rest if us.

There is no need to be rude or insulting.

Don't critise other people's writing style. The report was accurate and that's what matters. I found it very helpful because I knew exactly what I was getting when I saw her.

[Condominium]

It’s not a case of white knighting (the usual lazy bullshit trope) or writing styles or who’s fitter or fatter on our side of the punt.

It’s about basic respect from one human being for another. You can tick the ‘positive’ box as much as you like, but any WG reading the cumulative criticisms on the OPs post would be mortified. Of course this is a forum for punters but many WGs access it and it would be tragic if someone of Teresa’s quality threw the towel in out of contempt or disillusionment (oh dear, there I go ‘white knighting’ again)

The best word to describe that second post is insiduous. Something feigning praise but subtly demolishing its subject.

As for my review.. it’s all been said on the thread that already existed.

However.. £130 for a mixed GFE/kink session

Careful not to enter via first wrought iron gate at rear as deaf man lives there. Teresa’s has a green post either side.

Teresa: Five foot eleven, slim, dressed to kill, smiley, kisses like she means it. Naturally sub, naturally exhibitionist (works well with that mirror). Lots of DFK, finger, RO, mosh, doggy etc.

Point to note: someone elsewhere mentioned poor hygiene. Not true - both she and house are spotless - but could be the result of her natural aroma down below which I’d best describe as ‘smokey’. I’ve come across it before with a black WG and it might put some off though it’s perfectly natural.

Il be visiting again next week when I’ve passed all my UK re-entry tests.

[LasolitaryController]

Sounds good 👍 Condom or minimum condom? 🙈😂

[gbyld87]

Posts like this make me puke.

So you’re a fat, overweight bald guy paying less than the quoted £100 min one hour booking fee.

She’s a tall, slim, willing, attractive WG who gives her all with authentic enthusiasm.

Bit of a mismatch eh?

But not to worry. You levelled the playing field nicely by criticising her ageing skin, saggy body (but somehow flat stomach), overuse of ‘slap’, how she stores her makeup unhygienically etc.

You really don’t deserve the service you’ve now enjoyed twice. As for the WG, I met her for the first time this week and she’s a credit to her profession and a Godsend to punters.

How do you know he's an overweight bald guy?

[norwichfunseeker]

Because he says it in his review- and I quote.

We get in the bath, I think Teresa is a bit older than he states……but what’s age…..I’m a fat, hairy bald man 😂😂 We both wash each other and she puts on a condom and we do the business and it doesn’t really work out so we move to the bedroom.

[LasolitaryController]

I am fat, bald and hairy 🙈🙈😂😂😂

[norwichfunseeker]

I am fat, bald and hairy 🙈🙈😂😂😂

I know what you mean, but I always find bald AND hairy a bit of a contradiction!

[LasolitaryController]

Bald head….hairy body…😂😂👍 More common than you think I’m is ageing punters 🙈

[norwichfunseeker]

I know what you mean - Didnt Billy Connelly do a joke about not being able to grow hair on your head, but masses of it elsewhere, like out of your nose / ears etc.

[LasolitaryController]

Yes he did…and the first grey pube 😂😂😂🙈🙈

[norwichfunseeker]

Yes he did…and the first grey pube 😂😂😂🙈🙈

On another (non punting forum) someone posted this the other day - that made me laugh.

Found my first grey pube today - last time I use that kebab shop!

[Kev40ish]

The OP seem quite fixated with this WG, bit like other previous reviewers..

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=319745.0
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=291414.0
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=316020.msg3307820#msg3307820

[LasolitaryController]

Please don’t confuse me with that idiot…..I gave good. accurate reviews….one chap too exception to honesty….some found it useful

[Lou2019]

Please don’t confuse me with that idiot…..I gave good. accurate reviews….one chap too exception to honesty….some found it useful

Interesting that you do the excessive ...... like the "others" did too hmmm

[Kev40ish]

Please don’t confuse me with that idiot…..I gave good. accurate reviews….one chap too exception to honesty….some found it useful

I’m sure the writing style is just a coincidence 

Woah…what’s all the hostility about…this girl didn’t do bareback….made that clear.

Yeah, seems to have done that......maybe she was sorting the room out.....not sure she lives there but no sign of clothes or papers......table was good...who knows?

[Lou2019]

I’m sure the writing style is just a coincidence 

of course a huge coincidence  I shouldn't be so suspicious lol

[LasolitaryController]

As I said….I’ve simply says she is a great punt….simple.

[LasolitaryController]

All reviews are accurate, fair, honest and positive….

[LasolitaryController]

As one punter said….he knew exactly what he was getting which is the purpose of this place.

[Lou2019]

As I said….I’ve simply says she is a great punt….simple.

are you trying to put things right with Theresa after your damning reviews under your other aliases?

[LasolitaryController]

Just reviewing an escort I saw….simple. The other idiot is an idiot simple.

[robo90]

Interesting how this profile registered after the others have been banned, if not a little..... suspicious

[Kev40ish]

Interesting how this profile registered after the others have been banned, if not a little..... suspicious

Obviously another coincidence 

[LasolitaryController]

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£130 per hour

So I have to start this thread by saying that maybe my language was clumsy in my last review and didn't mean to offend - I can see she has had some idiot on here. Anyway - another great positive for Teresa. She did laugh a little bit as she refered to me as 'no oil paiting' which I think I have already established - anyway, good sense of humour - she said she has heard a lot worse.

Once you have the number for Teresa communications are easy and the place is clean, safe and disceet - easy parking is always a bonus.

Teresa wore the school girl outfit for me and, as requested red high heel shoes, she really is very tall with those on - verty smiley, very chatty and as I found out - a good sense of humour!!. Money exchanged  we started to DFK very passionately which is always good and I start to grope and grab her all over. I take off her knickers and go down on her for quite a long while with fingerplay as well - I do sense she likes this. Lisa went down on me for a bit of OWO and came up for more deep french kissing. I wanted to fuck her with her schoolgirl outfit on so I put the hat on and started in missionary before her on top and then doggy - all while watching me take her in the mirror. I popped and got dressed and we chatted - laughed about this site.

All in all another enthusistic GFE 10/10 for enthusisam - highly recommended if you like tall women with long legs. 

[sniffer]

I was just wondering if a Solitary Controller is the same thing as a Pimp??

[Kev40ish]

A reminder of the rules:

4 Reviews
A new review thread can only be created once a service provider has agreed to a booking. A meet does not need to take place, and money does not need to change hands. The only criteria are that she had accepted the initial booking. Members can post more than one review about an SP, but touting will result in a ban. Reviews are allowed up to 6 months

Only put in new reviews if it is significantly different 

[LasolitaryController]

Ok…no problem……

[LasolitaryController]

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£130 per hour

So I have to start this thread by saying that maybe my language was clumsy in my last review and didn't mean to offend - I can see she has had some idiot on here. Anyway - another great positive for Teresa. She did laugh a little bit as she refered to me as 'no oil paiting' which I think I have already established - anyway, good sense of humour - she said she has heard a lot worse.

Once you have the number for Teresa communications are easy and the place is clean, safe and disceet - easy parking is always a bonus.

Teresa wore the school girl outfit for me and, as requested red high heel shoes, she really is very tall with those on - verty smiley, very chatty and as I found out - a good sense of humour!!. Money exchanged  we started to DFK very passionately which is always good and I start to grope and grab her all over. I take off her knickers and go down on her for quite a long while with fingerplay as well - I do sense she likes this. Teresa went down on me for a bit of OWO and came up for more deep french kissing. I wanted to fuck her with her schoolgirl outfit on so I put the hat on and started in missionary before her on top and then doggy - all while watching me take her in the mirror. I popped and got dressed and we chatted - laughed about this site.

All in all another enthusistic GFE 10/10 for enthusisam - highly recommended if you like tall women with long legs.

[robo90]

I popped and got dressed and we chatted - laughed about this site.

I wonder what her stance is on some of the questionable reviews that have been left for her recently 

[Condominium]

I imagine it was ironic laughter on her part.

[cunnyhunt]

Teresa ...... Lisa ....

Did she change her name half way through the booking, or do you know her real name ?

[LasolitaryController]

I don’t follow?

[norwichfunseeker]

I don’t follow?

You've quoted two different names.
Is one her working name and one her real name?

[LasolitaryController]

Didn’t even realise….no idea of her name….probably thinking of polish Lisa….🤣🤣