Location - Durham Road Birtley, Opposite Greggs, Ample parking in Morrisons Car Park rear of Greggs.
Gumtree link wasn't working anymore.
£40 massage for one hour + £40 topless he
As reported by another, negative. If I could give a double negative, I would.
Massage is at back of a tattooist. I was early and sat in tattoo parlour until previous punter came through. Kept my face down.
Spoke poor english. Assumed she'd had some training.
Massage was just a pair of oily hands gently touching me. I began to think if this is traditional Chinese then Chinese men must be mega stressed.
Eventually, I prompted her to turn me over. She knew about he and asked for £20 and another £30 for topless. I only had £40 and she asked me to open my pockets to check. I bizzarely found myself doing that.
HE was basic but I had a good squeeze and suck of her tits. Nice size. Eventually I came with some help from myself. Finished the session with oil free! massage on my front.
To sum up- location is very public because you're in a shop. Masseuse is pushy. Massage is awful, just plain awful - it won't leave you sore because it's basically hands free. HE was poor. Breasts ok but not worth £80.
Now if the tattooist did topless I'd be interested. Her jugs were huge. Oh, and the shop knows what is going on. I got told that.
It's a £80 massage that left me more stressed than before. However, if I've saved the forum more in wasted money, it's done some good.
Birtley again fails to deliver a decent non legit massage. However, it's nearby southern neighbour is full of them.
